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Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Celeb Tiger Woods Will Wear You Out

Posted by on Wed, Dec 2, 2009 at 8:00 AM

Enter the sext: “I will wear you out…when was the last time you got fucked?”

 

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gttim 1
"Girl, I'm going to fuck you 20 times in the next 31 months! Think you can handle that?"
Posted by gttim on December 2, 2009 at 8:08 AM
Baconcat 2
"What if my wife found out, beat me, and then I crashed my car escaping?"
"fkae an axident?????"
"That might work, but I don't know if people would believe me."
"ur tiger"
"That's true. Baby, let me get a hole in one."
Posted by Baconcat on December 2, 2009 at 8:14 AM
baconpussy 3
@3: That's just naughty.
Posted by baconpussy on December 2, 2009 at 8:31 AM
Cato the Younger Younger 4
I'd like to see if Tiger could wear me out.
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on December 2, 2009 at 8:45 AM
stinkbug 5
Did Tiger actually use ellipses in his txts? If not, what did they remove? Or were they just joining several txts?
Posted by stinkbug on December 2, 2009 at 8:47 AM
care bear 6
I use ellipses in my texts frequently.
Posted by care bear on December 2, 2009 at 9:15 AM
7
20 times in 31 months may not sound impressive but keep in mind this girl is a par 22
Posted by m@tt on December 2, 2009 at 9:18 AM
Dee 8
@4 - I second your sentiments. The first thing I thought when I read the line was "daaaaamn, I wish Tiger Woods would wear ME out".

I mean, come on. His mother-f-ing nickname is TIGER.
(Fun fact: his birth name is Eldrick Tont Woods. Not even a little sexy. /sigh )
Posted by Dee on December 2, 2009 at 9:34 AM
Chris in Vancouver WA 9
So Tiger is really "Smoove B", columnist for The Onion?
Posted by Chris in Vancouver WA on December 2, 2009 at 10:29 AM
10
Totally hot, and monogamy, this is your fault!
Posted by muffin on December 2, 2009 at 11:17 AM
11
Well, get him while you can. Tiger is not aging well. He's looking more like an ugly middle-aged geek with each passing day.
Posted by keshmeshi on December 2, 2009 at 11:21 AM
leek 12
It's mean, but I sorta gotta agree with keshmeshi. Some of the pictures lately have had him looking a little like Jon Gosselin. Sorry.
Posted by leek on December 2, 2009 at 5:04 PM

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