Take it away, Telegraph UK:

A man with a sexual fetish for slurry has been jailed after breaching a restraining order banning him from a farm. David Truscott, 40, broke into a farm, covered himself in the waste and was seen masturbating, a court heard...

Full story here. You may now return to your previously scheduled obsessing about the Lakewood massacre. (Also, I cannot wait for this fucking suspect to be caught so we can turn the story back to the victims. This whole thing is so infuriating and heartbreaking.)