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Film / Drunk My Movie Mixology by Me, Movie Mixologist Lindy West
Posted by Lindy West on Fri, Nov 27, 2009 at 10:31 AM
Remember how the Hunt Club and Canlis are offering Twilight-themed cocktails right now? Me too! I can't stop remembering it. In fact, I was so excited about the idea, I decided to invent a few movie-themed cocktails of my own. Read all about it in this week's Concessions. Don't steal my ideas, Canlis! Ha ha ha! No, seriously, I will cut your face.
BAD LIEUTENANT: PORT OF CALL BLUE (CURACAO) ORLEANS2 oz. Blue Curacao
2 oz. champagne
1 lime wedge
hella hella crack rocks
Mix all ingredients in a highball glass, setting aside the crack rocks. Stir. Set aside. Go get the crack rocks that you set aside earlier. Smoke all the crack rocks. Pour the contents of the highball glass wherever, such as the floor or piano. Masturbate into a prostitute's purse. Garnish with lime.
Read the rest here. Please.
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