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Friday, November 27, 2009

Lunchtime Quickie: Shoedinis for Everyone!

Posted by on Fri, Nov 27, 2009 at 12:05 PM

For those who can't run around today, all Black Friday crazy-brained, let me introduce you to The Shoedini. This is the best gift for everyone on your list. Not even a Snuggie™ can touch it.

 

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1
How is there two minutes worth of information to convey about this thing?
Posted by How? on November 27, 2009 at 12:25 PM
2
It probably makes a half-decent paddle. Really stingy, I bet.
Posted by dwight moody on November 27, 2009 at 12:50 PM
3
The real Shoedini users (the obese) aren't in this infomercial at all...
Posted by Meatbot 3000 on November 27, 2009 at 12:53 PM
josh 4
for that person on your list who already has the http://www.freedomwand.com/
Posted by josh http://www.sciencevsromance.net on November 27, 2009 at 1:12 PM
Karlheinz Arschbomber 5
But wait! There's more!
Posted by Karlheinz Arschbomber http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arschbombe on November 27, 2009 at 2:00 PM
Cato the Younger Younger 6
Did I watch the lady at 1:09 grab her crotch?
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on November 27, 2009 at 5:31 PM
7
Please keep us updated on the sales records of this amazing invention!!! Never bend or strain again!! Now one for reaching for the soap.....
Posted by shamm-0 on November 27, 2009 at 11:40 PM
Geni 8
Looks just like a riding crop, but stiffer and cheaper. BDSM on the cheap!
Posted by Geni on November 28, 2009 at 5:24 PM

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