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Monday, November 23, 2009

"My Hero Is Gandhi": Man Reunited with Birth Parents!!! ...Discovers Birth Father Is Charles Manson.

Posted by on Mon, Nov 23, 2009 at 2:28 PM

Wow. Bummer, dude.

You got the same father I got. A hobo just left on the midnight train and died, lost at sea.
  • "You got the same father I got. A hobo just left on the midnight train and died, lost at sea."

 

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Fnarf 1
Is he going out of his way to enhance the resemblance with his hair and facial hair?

I wouldn't be surprised if Charlie had dozens of kids around the country. Long before the murders, his "Family" was a 24/7 fuckfest. When they lived in Dennis Wilson's house there was pretty much a writhing orgy in the living room, with the Beach Boys and other LA rock royalty contracting gonorrhea over and over from the filthy, freaky girls. God knows what Charlie got up to on his own time.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on November 23, 2009 at 2:43 PM
2
Bear in mind that the days when a woman was legally compelled to bear her psychotic rapist's child are exactly the good ole days to which the "right-to-life" crowd would like to return.
Posted by Pre-Roe Utopia on November 23, 2009 at 3:01 PM
tallchris 3
Makes me rethink searching out my biological parents.
Posted by tallchris http://policeteeth.bandcamp.com on November 23, 2009 at 3:01 PM
4
Funny. I could have sworn that his long lost father was Nathan Lane.

Who knew?
Posted by NapoleonXIV on November 23, 2009 at 3:03 PM
w7ngman 5
"I'm not nuts but I've got a little bit of it."

Um.
Posted by w7ngman http://userscripts.org/users/89370 on November 23, 2009 at 3:04 PM
Tingleyfeeln 6
I have always wondered what happened to the children who were part of the Manson family, but I never thought about any who had no clue they had some connection to that mess.

I think Manson was our most recent lesson that any good message (in this case, peace love and hippy shit)can be co-opted by people with really bad intentions or just severe mental problems, and rendered evil or at least meaningless. Kind of like how the words of a man who was nailed to a cross just for saying we should treat each other better mutated into the Bush administration.
Posted by Tingleyfeeln on November 23, 2009 at 3:07 PM
Max Solomon 7
cut your hair, 41 year-old.
Posted by Max Solomon on November 23, 2009 at 3:14 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 8
He should definitely carve a swastika in his forehead too.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on November 23, 2009 at 3:20 PM
9
Eight comments so far, and no one's noticed yet that this "story" is from the Sun?
Posted by Furcifer on November 23, 2009 at 4:31 PM
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I agree with the ninth commenter
Posted by belovedlovett http:// on November 23, 2009 at 7:33 PM

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