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Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: Moobs
Posted by Kelly O on Mon, Nov 23, 2009 at 12:00 PM
For lack of a better term: MOOBS. How much is too much?
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Damn you, Kelly O! There is no way I can unsee this disturbing video. And no way I can't stop seeing this either.
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LiveLeak page mentions his "douchebag barbed wire tats" - such verbiage, must've been a grad of the Alternative Newspaper School of Vocabulary.
And what's so bad about the barbed wire tats? It's cliche, omnipresent, status symbol, whatevs - might as well write 'douchebag iPhones'
And what's so bad about the barbed wire tats? It's cliche, omnipresent, status symbol, whatevs - might as well write 'douchebag iPhones'
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The downside of sending our country's defective Bowflex machines to Mexico instead of the landfill.
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Ew! Somehow, he has done what I thought could not be done. Shown me an unattractive muscle. (Or bag of cheap injection material.)
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Syntrol, hardcore saline or similar, it looks like. Spotting those guys is easy: down-pointing nipples, the pecs look like a big frowny face, no real transition between the pecs, traps, shoulders and upper abdominals, etc.
Then again, he could be on a hardcore supplement or steroid and be holding a LOT of water weight, which happens on some folks whose bodies weren't built to be big.
Then again, he could be on a hardcore supplement or steroid and be holding a LOT of water weight, which happens on some folks whose bodies weren't built to be big.
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How much is too much? This much. This much is definitely too much.
It would be awful without the moobs, though. The insane hunchback muscle things are scary, as are the bulbous shoulder muscles. And the expressions on his face, and the little dance.
The dance is easily second to the moobs, actually.
It would be awful without the moobs, though. The insane hunchback muscle things are scary, as are the bulbous shoulder muscles. And the expressions on his face, and the little dance.
The dance is easily second to the moobs, actually.
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They have to be implants, right? I recall Arnold Schwarzenegger showing how he could make his pecs dance independently. You could definitely see Arnold's control of his pec muscles. This guy, just a bunch of bouncing.
Also, it's been several years since I took Spanish (I believe that's what he's speaking), in High School. I can pick up a few words, here and there, but does anybody know exactly what he's jabbering about??
Also, it's been several years since I took Spanish (I believe that's what he's speaking), in High School. I can pick up a few words, here and there, but does anybody know exactly what he's jabbering about??
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Have to be implants, or he's only working one or two specific muscles when he's working out. Pretty flabby tummy for someone who would be lifting weights to the extent he'd need to in order to get his other muscles that big. I'd also be concerned with the lumpy protrusions on the "muscle" on his right shoulder.
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Implants! Russian?
After that image horrified me more than Angelina Jolie's early-2000's lips, my sole relief is that the guy appeared genuinely happy.
After that image horrified me more than Angelina Jolie's early-2000's lips, my sole relief is that the guy appeared genuinely happy.
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Those are implants, and so are the ones on his shoulders.
To me though doesn't "moods" or "bitch tits" refer to giggly fatty man boobs? Not over worked out pecs, no matter how freaky. Although with this guy its clearly implants.
To me though doesn't "moods" or "bitch tits" refer to giggly fatty man boobs? Not over worked out pecs, no matter how freaky. Although with this guy its clearly implants.
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Gah! Eww. The guy is a freak, and not in a good way.
I don't think it's implants. I think it is steroids and over working out just a few specific muscle groups. If it's implants, he's got them in his chest, shoulders, and neck too. No, I think he did this to himself, with a little chemical help.
I don't think it's implants. I think it is steroids and over working out just a few specific muscle groups. If it's implants, he's got them in his chest, shoulders, and neck too. No, I think he did this to himself, with a little chemical help.
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Who cares what he did to get those bumps.
I just want to know WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING?!
Do normal people do this weird shit for a camera? I mean, I know I do dumb stuff when I think I'm alone, but SERIOUSLY.
I just want to know WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING?!
Do normal people do this weird shit for a camera? I mean, I know I do dumb stuff when I think I'm alone, but SERIOUSLY.
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@18, 20, 25: HE'S SPEAKING FUCKING PORTUGUESE! GAH! And it's Brazilian Portuguese, so he's not going to be crossing the Rio Grande any time soon. Brazilians typically arrive in airplanes.
For 18 especially: He introduces himself at the beginning - his name is Rodrigo - and he says, "Up, down, up down," about his moobs. Then he pretty much just names off the parts of his body he's gonna show off. Toward the end he says, "To finish up," a couple of times and rubs his hand on his lower abs. Articulate, Rodrigo is not.
For 18 especially: He introduces himself at the beginning - his name is Rodrigo - and he says, "Up, down, up down," about his moobs. Then he pretty much just names off the parts of his body he's gonna show off. Toward the end he says, "To finish up," a couple of times and rubs his hand on his lower abs. Articulate, Rodrigo is not.
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The Portuguese-English translation (pay attention to 00:06 and 5:24):
00:06 My name is Rodrigo and I'm going to teach you how to train at home.
First, chest. Up and down. Up and down. Up, down. Up, down. Up, down.
00:40 Now let's go to the arms. Biceps and Triceps. It's time. Get ready there in your home. Let's go. Arms, now!
1:11 Abs. Getting ready... Yeah, let's go.
1:27 Shoulders.
1:45 Warm up.
1:49 Let's go! Now... Chest. Up, down. Up, down. Up, down. Up, down.
2:04 Abs.
2:17 Everybody with me?! Arms, now!
2:34 Back. Trapezoid.
2:54 Chest.
3:25 Abs.
3:36 Arms.
3:45 Shoulders.
4:00 Back.
4:06 Trapezoid.
4:14 Chest
4:26 Arm
4:46 Abs
4:45 Relaxing-relaxing-relaxing the muscles. Chest.
5:16 Biceps.
5:24 Just thirty times a day and you can get to be my size.
00:06 My name is Rodrigo and I'm going to teach you how to train at home.
First, chest. Up and down. Up and down. Up, down. Up, down. Up, down.
00:40 Now let's go to the arms. Biceps and Triceps. It's time. Get ready there in your home. Let's go. Arms, now!
1:11 Abs. Getting ready... Yeah, let's go.
1:27 Shoulders.
1:45 Warm up.
1:49 Let's go! Now... Chest. Up, down. Up, down. Up, down. Up, down.
2:04 Abs.
2:17 Everybody with me?! Arms, now!
2:34 Back. Trapezoid.
2:54 Chest.
3:25 Abs.
3:36 Arms.
3:45 Shoulders.
4:00 Back.
4:06 Trapezoid.
4:14 Chest
4:26 Arm
4:46 Abs
4:45 Relaxing-relaxing-relaxing the muscles. Chest.
5:16 Biceps.
5:24 Just thirty times a day and you can get to be my size.
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@35: Thank you. It's been several years since I took Portuguese, and I never mastered it in the first place.
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