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Sex / Media / Celeb / Money Levi Johnston's Butt
Posted by David Schmader on Mon, Nov 23, 2009 at 10:29 AM
Let the the admiration/judgment begin.
Thank you, WOW Report.
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he looks terribly uncomfortable. if a model isn't getting off on posing nude, then it's hard to get turned on by it. it's kind of a give and take situation. looking at uncomfortable nude models just makes me sad. :(
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Of the four pics I've seen from the shoot, that is definitely the least hot. Not his best angle.
Also, why does Playgirl seem to specialize in way-too-beefy/tan dudes? While I did not buy a subscription, all the promo dudes on their site looked roided out and gross. Levi seems to be their hottest model.
Also, why does Playgirl seem to specialize in way-too-beefy/tan dudes? While I did not buy a subscription, all the promo dudes on their site looked roided out and gross. Levi seems to be their hottest model.
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Umm..he really needs to cut down on his carb intake: seriously and a gym membership starting now. If he doesn't he'll start to look like most Republicans: white male and fat.
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And if you didn't know that this was the butt of the former son-in-law of The Wicked Witch of the North? It'd be all, "Mmmm!", "Ooo, it looks candid, like the photographer caught him showering!", "I'd hit that!", and other such comments.
My objective view (as in, I don't care that he knocked up Bristol Palin, it's a nude male body, and that's never a bad thing) is, nice bod, nice butt, face doesn't do a lot for me.
My objective view (as in, I don't care that he knocked up Bristol Palin, it's a nude male body, and that's never a bad thing) is, nice bod, nice butt, face doesn't do a lot for me.
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Aislinn - agreed. I was just coming to say that this is the worst shot of the bunch I've seen. I think he's an attractive guy (and he looks really good in a couple of those other shots), but this is not a good photograph.
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No surprise there...now if the important side is equally scarce (and all points to that) then the kid's got a problem.
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Way better than those heinous flapjacks I see crammed into stovepipe jeans on Cap Hill. Some of those hipster asses look like they'd break in half if a large turd passed through...
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I'd go for it. Once. And never call.
But, that being said - for some reason his expression gives me the heebie-jeebies. He looks almost... like he's giving me a warning look... not a friendly one... I don't know, it's just something in his eyes. I mean, it's not exactly a come-hither stare now, is it?
But, that being said - for some reason his expression gives me the heebie-jeebies. He looks almost... like he's giving me a warning look... not a friendly one... I don't know, it's just something in his eyes. I mean, it's not exactly a come-hither stare now, is it?
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@5 -- check out Sweet Action magazine. Lots of skinny and/or pale hipster/rocker types posing nekkid. :)
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I loved the tease of this entire saga. For weeks we got to imagine what Levi looked like unclad. And now after the big reveal we learned he is no more or less human than anyone else. He is perfectly flawed.
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yeah he does look uncomfortable.. and he's gotta a nice country boy butt. a few more squats and lunges would make it nicer though.
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No, that's a crappy photographer and a lousy photo editor bent on sabotage. Sorry, Levi may not be male model material, but he's not unattractive either. And he had hit the gym for several months prior to the shoot. He's actually got a nice upper body. That angle. That lighting. Sorry, you have to work to make someone look that bad.
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@19 What happened to Sweet Action? Did they fold? I haven't heard anything out of that camp in a while.
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@26: I agree...HORRIBLE photography/lighting/editing will make anyone look bad. Levi apparently isn't savvy/experienced enough to demand a better photographer and photo approval.
and, the dude does look seriously uncomfortable...and if you don't have much of a butt, then why emphasize it in such an unflattering pose/angle?
But, I'm not feeling sorry for him...I'm happy that his media presence is a thorn in The Rouge Warrior's side, but Levi's 15 minutes is way overdue. Also, there's gossip reports that he really IS going Joe Hollywood and acting like a douchey jackass.
Next.
and, the dude does look seriously uncomfortable...and if you don't have much of a butt, then why emphasize it in such an unflattering pose/angle?
But, I'm not feeling sorry for him...I'm happy that his media presence is a thorn in The Rouge Warrior's side, but Levi's 15 minutes is way overdue. Also, there's gossip reports that he really IS going Joe Hollywood and acting like a douchey jackass.
Next.
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Very doughy. Butt is not so nice either. Cute face but he just looks like a dopey, naked fratboy. Which he is. Still, what a disappointment. I was expecting more.
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this deal just started coming together in the last COUPLE of months...at most, he started hitting the gym about 5 weeks ago...not much time to do any serious toning...and some of y'all are acting like he's grossly obese, which is ridiculous.
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Why is anyone giving this moron the time of day? He's not hot. More to point the only thing this debacle is achieving is more mention and mileage for Sarah Palin! Stop giving that nut case an excuse to be relevant!
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Feh.
I should have appreciated my ex more when we were together -- I thought he wasn't in great shape, but he was miles better than Levi (and not a nutjob!)
To be irritatingly shallow: the boy should squat and deadlift. And for a photoshoot most people try to drop a little fat.
I should have appreciated my ex more when we were together -- I thought he wasn't in great shape, but he was miles better than Levi (and not a nutjob!)
To be irritatingly shallow: the boy should squat and deadlift. And for a photoshoot most people try to drop a little fat.
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i think it's adorable ... "perfectly flawed," as stated above.
and i will be laughing all day about "heinous flapjacks."
and i will be laughing all day about "heinous flapjacks."
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@32 - aw, i don't know! i never subscribed and only saw it in passing. it would be sad if it did... too much print-for-girls porn has guys that are just too beefy for me.
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