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Posted by Dan Savage on Wed, Nov 18, 2009 at 4:19 PM
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Looks like your average hipster with his views, tho, a man with facial hair is something that most normal women like to see, and most importantly feel (smoothness and baby face is something that teen girls find attractive in boys their same age, not women), grown women want to feel that they're with a real man. But not to the point of feeling like you're committing bestiality lol
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Jesus fucking Christ, you are full of shit, Loveschild. Now it's facial hair? "Most normal women", is it? And you had to go straight to bestiality, didn't you? God, it must be sad being you, full of such twisted, warped desires and believing deep down inside that you're going to go to hell for them.
From now on my mental image of you involves a dog and jar of Nutella....
From now on my mental image of you involves a dog and jar of Nutella....
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He's taking the piss out of his image. I love it, especially combined with the shoe polish hair color up top.
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I'm a straight woman and I really dislike facial hair on men. I mean, I don't dislike men for the fact that they HAVE facial hair, but if I want my face raw and bleeding it's going to be because I've been in a monster blow-a-thon, not because your face is nubby.
Every straight woman I know is pro-clean-shaven. (Sorry guys! I know it's a pain to maintain.) I don't want a teenager--I want a man, but I want a smooth-faced man to kiss and caress, no straggly-haired guy that rubs me raw. (No offense meant to our hirsute friends--just my preference.)
And Brad Pitt is just gross. If he bathed once in a while, maybe....
Every straight woman I know is pro-clean-shaven. (Sorry guys! I know it's a pain to maintain.) I don't want a teenager--I want a man, but I want a smooth-faced man to kiss and caress, no straggly-haired guy that rubs me raw. (No offense meant to our hirsute friends--just my preference.)
And Brad Pitt is just gross. If he bathed once in a while, maybe....
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Nope, JunieGirl. I'm afraid the expert has spoken. If Loveschild says normal straight women are only interested in hairy four-footed gents, then it's settled, because The Bible Tells Her So. Your preference for clean-shaven is thus proof positive that you are a perverted sicko who deserves to have your civil rights taken away from you. A clean-shaven chin is the same thing as being a child-molester or a bum-buddy homosexualist. SHE SAYS SO.
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Re: Loveschild - Obvious troll is obvious.
And yeah, he looks like you'd find him chained to the wall in some medieval dungeon.
And yeah, he looks like you'd find him chained to the wall in some medieval dungeon.
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groomed, non-scraggly full beards = hot. clean shaven = hot.
goatees = creepy. chinstraps = creepy. soul patch = occasionally acceptable. super-sharp stubble = YOWCH!
goatees = creepy. chinstraps = creepy. soul patch = occasionally acceptable. super-sharp stubble = YOWCH!
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@16--I may be a perverted sicko, but it's entirely unrelated to my desire for a clean-shaven gent. Best kept for another post....
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Pretty fugly, but maybe it's for a role, or maybe he's just chillin' between roles--not much to get worked up about, guys.
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holy shit! did johnie depp do this to us?
not that stupendously attractive men (and women) haven't been trying to sabotage their looks since the dawn of time, but did johnie depp cause stupendously attractive men to think that dreaded goatees, specifically, were an appropriate way to sabotage their looks?
not that stupendously attractive men (and women) haven't been trying to sabotage their looks since the dawn of time, but did johnie depp cause stupendously attractive men to think that dreaded goatees, specifically, were an appropriate way to sabotage their looks?
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sure it looks a little like a dessicated brillo pad, but weirdly it doesn't look like it would be all that bad nestled against a ballsack or taint*
*= considering the tickle/scratchy/abrasion accords people should make.
*= considering the tickle/scratchy/abrasion accords people should make.
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This beard is not attractive to me. Then again, I'm pretty darn sure I don't get to kiss him, so it's ok with me. Now, if my husband or boyfriend tries to get away with that, fuhgeddaboutit! @Fnarf : I _SO_ agree! "Loveschild" reminds me of a saying : "the bigger the front, the bigger the back". The most righteous person I ever met was a hero of mine, and he just got put in the slammer for two years for diddling a child. (HE WAS A _COP_ !!!) So "Loveschild" is reading Savage Love with an eye to what's "right"? I call "shennanigans!"!!!
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"*= considering the tickle/scratchy/abrasion accords people should make."
eh, i forgot to add:
"with fucking Brad Pitt"
eh, i forgot to add:
"with fucking Brad Pitt"
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He's growing it out for Pirates of the Caribbean 4: Legend of the Revenge of the Black Pearl in Curly's Gold. Duh.
He's playing Sparrow's comfort boy.
He's playing Sparrow's comfort boy.
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I would die to pluck a single hair off any part of his body - as he lie naked on the couch in my studio - after getting drunk together at Purr ...
The rest of you picky queers are stupid. Dan, you need some hormone therapy, apparently you are in the mid life decline.
Brad baby, wake up, it is time for round three .... yes, yes.
We can go out on the balcony all naked and get wet, Seattle high times ... yes baby, yes.
Signed: Brad is my Favorite Pretty Man
The rest of you picky queers are stupid. Dan, you need some hormone therapy, apparently you are in the mid life decline.
Brad baby, wake up, it is time for round three .... yes, yes.
We can go out on the balcony all naked and get wet, Seattle high times ... yes baby, yes.
Signed: Brad is my Favorite Pretty Man
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Looks like the result of a bad image composite, though I can't explain why it would have to come out like that.
The only other explanation would be that he's trying to make me* look good in comparison by wearing pigeon shit on his chin (and crashing his bike while lane sharing) in which case I say "Go Brad, keep making me look skilled and well groomed!"
*has pointy beard, lane shares like a mofo
The only other explanation would be that he's trying to make me* look good in comparison by wearing pigeon shit on his chin (and crashing his bike while lane sharing) in which case I say "Go Brad, keep making me look skilled and well groomed!"
*has pointy beard, lane shares like a mofo
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Loveschild, do not assume that you can speak for "most normal women" when you don't fall into that category yourself. That gnarled goatee is disgusting. Myself, I'm a huge fan of my husband's smooth baby face. Facial hair does NOT feel good when it is rubbing against the lady bits. Something you probably know nothing about since your brand of religion probably doesn't allow anything except missionary. Troll away, Sweet Thang, but know that you will never sway anyone to join your side.
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@8: Just for you Sugar Britches:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnPi1nu8O…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_EFdod4Y…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnPi1nu8O…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_EFdod4Y…
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Brad - finally on the cover of "In Touch" - he now follows these gents - none of whom appear to have gray petrified spaghetti growing from they chin:
http://www.creativevisionsbooks.com/cama…
http://www.creativevisionsbooks.com/cama…
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@44, I was speaking for myself. I apologize for not making that more clear. I am a "normal woman" who does not like facial hair rubbing up against my face or my vulva. My point was that Loveschild should not be presuming to speak for "most normal women" when she herself is clearly not one.
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