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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Lunchtime Quickie: Mean Old China

Posted by on Tue, Nov 17, 2009 at 12:01 PM

If you don't want to see how some people in China figured out how to deep fry a fish, while keeping it alive, well then DON'T click play on this video.

 

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Cato the Younger Younger 1
That's kinda cool. I mean you get the freshness of sushi with the crunch of a fish stick!
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on November 17, 2009 at 12:04 PM
meowmeowkitty 2
Thanks for the nightmares!
Posted by meowmeowkitty on November 17, 2009 at 12:06 PM
3
Dogs being thrown off high bridges, fish being fried alive. I need to go back to sleep because I apparently woke up in a parallel dimension.
Posted by Sick on November 17, 2009 at 12:06 PM
4
With food adulteration as a national passtime in China perhaps this is the last resort of the health conscious.
Posted by kinaidos on November 17, 2009 at 12:12 PM
5
A delicacy in Singapore is money brain...live monkey brain. The monkey is in a recessed cage in the middle of the table and its head is screwed into place. The skull is then sawed off and people dig in.

Arguments about cultural relativism...NOW!
Posted by jnics on November 17, 2009 at 12:14 PM
6
That is the worst thing I've ever seen.

But I never watched that "2 Girls, 1 Cup" video.
Posted by Dan Savage on November 17, 2009 at 12:16 PM
7
That is the worst thing I've never seen, because I didn't have the stones to watch it. I hate animal pain.
Posted by jen on November 17, 2009 at 12:22 PM
NumberOne 8
Why bother posting this type of troll bait?
Posted by NumberOne on November 17, 2009 at 12:27 PM
Will in Seattle 9
I prefer to rip the carrots and celery from the ground and listen to their screams of pain as I devour them.

(you know they scream, right?)
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on November 17, 2009 at 12:27 PM
10
OK. Scrapping any potential future plans of traveling to China, or Singapore. Vomit.
Posted by keshmeshi on November 17, 2009 at 12:28 PM
11
Holy shit. Thanks for the animal torture reel.
Posted by jtwankerschmidt on November 17, 2009 at 12:30 PM
12
The worst is where the fish "breathes" a few breaths AS they take chopsticks to its back body.
Posted by My Great-Great Grandmother was a Cherokee Princess on November 17, 2009 at 12:34 PM
Cato the Younger Younger 13
My comment has been the most witty on this topic by the way.

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on November 17, 2009 at 12:55 PM
Hernandez 14
@13 True, and I appreciate your attempt to inject some levity into this disturbing topic.

I am at once both totally squicked out by this and totally curious as to what it tastes like. Cultural relativism be damned, those Chinese sure come up with some wacky shit.
Posted by Hernandez http://hernandezlist.blogspot.com on November 17, 2009 at 1:03 PM
15
Dan, at least everything in 2 girls, 1 cup is consensual. And all you have to suppress is the urge to vomit, rather than the urge to go find these people and see how they like being deep-fried alive.
Posted by lilzilla on November 17, 2009 at 1:08 PM
Simac 16
Ah, Buddhist compassion cum Mao.
Posted by Simac on November 17, 2009 at 1:19 PM
leek 17
Great. Now even my attempt at pescetarianism feels like rampant cruelty of the worst sort. Blech.

I'm assuming the movement is postmortem twitches and such; still appalling.
Posted by leek on November 17, 2009 at 1:26 PM
Sir Learnsalot 18
I think this is pretty popular in
Posted by Sir Learnsalot http://ubiquitousthey.com on November 17, 2009 at 1:40 PM
Sargon Bighorn 19
I wonder how much of this was driven by constant mass starvation in China as opposed to the idle rich in China's past searching for ever high levels of depravity/boredom relief/or what have you.
Posted by Sargon Bighorn on November 17, 2009 at 1:44 PM
STJA 20
@14 - It probably tastes like deep fried fish. Why would it taste any different? The fact that the nerves are firing won't change the flavor, not that a human could detect anyway.

That fact (that there would be no difference in flavor) is what makes this hideous. It's hideous because it's gratuitous. Functionally, the only difference between a live deep fried fish and a half-second dead (aka fresh) deep fried fish is that the nerves are still firing and some of that sensory system is still functioning. That's fucked up, and completely unnecessary.
Posted by STJA on November 17, 2009 at 1:48 PM
STJA 21
@14 - It probably tastes like deep fried fish. Why would it taste any different? The fact that the nerves are firing won't change the flavor, not that a human could detect anyway.

That fact (that there would be no difference in flavor) is what makes this hideous. It's hideous because it's gratuitous. Functionally, the only difference between a live deep fried fish and a half-second dead (aka fresh) deep fried fish is that the nerves are still firing and some of that sensory system is still functioning. That's fucked up, and completely unnecessary.
Posted by STJA on November 17, 2009 at 1:48 PM
i'm pro-science and i vote 22
also if you don't want to see how a hamburger becomes a hamburger, don't watch any of these videos
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_qu…
Posted by i'm pro-science and i vote http://home.comcast.net/~theyellowdog/joerepublican.htm on November 17, 2009 at 2:14 PM
SpireaX 23
Geez. A video of how a foreign culture prepares it's food generates such heated comments. You don't hear Asians generalizing about fat obese Americans and the way they "hunt" for their food in fast food joints. A little perspective, please. I'm sure if this was European food preparation video, there would be nary a negative comment. My take.
Posted by SpireaX http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?id=1364749062&ref=profile on November 17, 2009 at 2:58 PM
leek 24
Oh shut up, spireax. Anybody consuming an animal that at least appears to still be alive would get the same response from me. And I highly doubt that this is how most Chinese people eat fish.
Posted by leek on November 17, 2009 at 3:15 PM
25
This is nothing. This video showing how they prepare it is way more troubling.

Posted by spencer on November 17, 2009 at 3:26 PM
SpireaX 26
Who said anything about most Chinese people? And believe me...they have MANY unique ways of serving living things other than fish that most Americans would find revolting. Who are we to say their cooking methods are not acceptable? I'm just saying...
Posted by SpireaX http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?id=1364749062&ref=profile on November 17, 2009 at 4:44 PM
leek 27
By saying "how a foreign culture prepares it's [sic] food" you seemed to be making a statement about that culture, not a few oddballs.

I'm fine with making a judgment call about any culture whose cooking methods (or animal husbandry for that matter) call for deliberate additional pain and suffering. That includes American culture.
Posted by leek on November 17, 2009 at 5:07 PM
leek 28
Any small segment of a culture, I should say, unless there's a widespread group of people somewhere who gets their kicks from this eating-alive junk.
Posted by leek on November 17, 2009 at 5:08 PM
SpireaX 29
You know what, if you haven't lived overseas in Asia like I haved and witnessed these things, I say it's time to shut your pie hole.
Posted by SpireaX http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?id=1364749062&ref=profile on November 17, 2009 at 5:33 PM
leek 30
OOooOOOooooh, the "you haven't seen it so you can't have an opinion" trope. Slick move!
Posted by leek on November 17, 2009 at 5:51 PM
31
Food tastes fresher the closer it is to its source — of life, and sometimes of location. The best tempura I ever tasted was of a prawn that five minutes before, right when we walked in, was in the aquarium next to the entrance. This was not in North America, but in Tokyo.

For those having a minor freak-out about the arguably garish video, you may nevertheless find an old episode of "This American Life" (episode #116, 23 November 2001) on this topic particularly illuminating. Better yet, google "The 6 Most Sadistic Dishes from Around the World".
Posted by The Waking Hours on November 17, 2009 at 6:20 PM
Diana 32
Speaking as a veg-aquarium, this is an abomination. This is worse than the restaurant Sames on TV Funhouse, the one where "You Eat What You Are."
Posted by Diana on November 17, 2009 at 6:25 PM
Urgutha Forka 33
Meh... this is just more evidence for what I already believe: humans aren't all that evolved from the rest of the animals on this planet.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on November 17, 2009 at 6:35 PM
Chronos Tachyon 34
Sorry, China, but the Japanese invented ikizukuri first.
Posted by Chronos Tachyon http://www.chronos-tachyon.net/ on November 17, 2009 at 8:37 PM
35
Well at least that managed to push that horrible Microsoft video out of my brain. Thanks Slog!
Posted by Anodyne on November 17, 2009 at 8:50 PM
36
Adding to #34, multiple times while living in Japan I got to eat sushi so fresh, the body it came from was still trying to breath on the dish on which it was served. The sushi chef takes the live fish, removes its internal organs, cuts the edible portion into sashimi slices with the head, tail, and bones connecting them served next to it. Even though the fish is dead, it still has these nerves reflexes - just like a lobster dropped into a boiling pot of water, head first, will frequently spasm * after it is dead*. Their practice is no more savage than ours is with lobster, and I can assure you the sashimi flavor is indeed best when it is that fresh...
Posted by freshnycman on November 17, 2009 at 9:37 PM
onion 37
the idea of this makes me sick. it is evil.
i didn't watch the video, but i can see from the comments and Kello O's blurb that this is about torture.
it is disturbing that some just find this entertaining.
Posted by onion on November 17, 2009 at 10:38 PM
razorclammer 38
@20:

one reason it would taste different?

ITS COOKED WITH ITS GUTS STILL IN IT.

taints the meat a bit.
Posted by razorclammer on November 18, 2009 at 12:26 AM
39
I feel sick
Posted by hollah on November 18, 2009 at 11:12 AM

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