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Monday, November 16, 2009

Media / Teh Internets Move Over, Breast Milk

Posted by David Schmader on Mon, Nov 16, 2009 at 10:45 AM

Evian water turns babies into awesome hiphop roller-skaters. Also, we will all be held responsible for this on Judgment Day.

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sexist.

Posted by ScrewYouRusty on November 16, 2009 at 10:57 AM

pure evil

Horrific

Posted by awaywego on November 16, 2009 at 11:02 AM

Cr-eepy as shit.

Posted by Lola, Now in Iowa City on November 16, 2009 at 11:09 AM

fake

Posted by Cochise. on November 16, 2009 at 11:09 AM

8 months old. The commercial, not the babies.

Posted by Frank N. Christ on November 16, 2009 at 11:10 AM

The perfect horror for people (A) scared of babies, and (B) freaked out by the uncanny valley. I feel like they had a focus group to pin down their Target Alienation Audience and this was the result.

Posted by Christin on November 16, 2009 at 11:11 AM

4 wins!
(1 comes in a close second.)

Posted by David Schmader on November 16, 2009 at 11:12 AM

Unwatchably awful.

Posted by schmacky on November 16, 2009 at 11:17 AM

that is the most disturbing thing ever.

@6 you forgot people who are freaked out by cgi

Posted by genevieve on November 16, 2009 at 11:18 AM

I think we all took 'fake' as a given, didn't we?

Posted by awaywego on November 16, 2009 at 11:19 AM

@9 The most disturbing thing ever would be zombie hiphop rollerskating babies.

Posted by B Strand

on November 16, 2009 at 11:30 AM

This is way more disturbing as-is than anything zombie ever.

Posted by Fnarf

on November 16, 2009 at 11:44 AM

How interesting. Watching that totally made me want to die. Probably not what they were going for, but there it is.

Posted by Judah

on November 16, 2009 at 12:04 PM

One person (Schmader) being this far behind is understandable and forgivable. But based on the comments, it seems most of you didn't see this when it saturated the internet, like, six months ago?

Sloggers are slow on the uptake.

Posted by Grease Wizard on November 16, 2009 at 12:10 PM

@4 FTW! hahahahaha
@10 you are a fucking idiot....you do not understand the most basics of comedy, please reread chapters 2-8 in your comedy textbook and write me an essay for tomorrow's class

Posted by Andy_Squirrel on November 16, 2009 at 12:20 PM

I hate this commercial with gusto. Also, pizzaz.

Posted by Faber on November 16, 2009 at 12:23 PM

@ 15- Squirrel grrrl- Stop being so charming. I guess you're just easily amused.
Also, text book? Please.
Furthermore, please reread your comment - 'the most basics'?
YOU write ME an essay, and I will proofread. Now get out of my office.

Posted by awaywego on November 16, 2009 at 12:39 PM