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Politics The Hardest Part About Fact Checking Sarah Palin's New Book
Posted by Dan Savage on Sat, Nov 14, 2009 at 9:35 AM
Finding a fact.
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THE HARDEST PART ABOUT SEEING DAN SAVAGE IN PERSON: WEIRD HAIRCUT DOOOD. REMINDS ME UF LIKE MENTAL PATIENT MATTHEW LILLIARD OR SUM SHIT.
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Someday there will be a great book about how a bumbling liar of a politician was able to become an extremely popular and powerful figure at the same time that facts and accurate information were suddenly widely and copiously available. Needless to say, "Going Rogue" is not that book.
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Dateline, Los Angeles, March 18, 2010(AP)
After the failure of two book tours, Sarah Palin and Carrie Prejean have embarked on a self-love conference called "Putting your Finger On It, The Art of Prejeaning". With tickets selling out within minutes, these to mavens of onanism are finding it hard to touch the ground, especially when they're touching themselves!
"When you Prejean," Carrie stated grandly, "you commune with God himself, you get in touch with your inner you!"
"Only a true maverick has the bravery to get on stage and say 'Yes! Yes, I Prejean!'," added Palin, her hand hiding behind a purse hanging at waist level, "and when you say 'Yes!', you say 'Yes!' to America-ah-ah-ah-AHHHHHHHHHHH-UURRRRRRR-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Afterwards, Palin collapsed into a satisfied heap at my feet, rubbing her head against my foot and telling me I'm "fuckin' hot, so fuckin' hot, dude" before falling asleep.
After the failure of two book tours, Sarah Palin and Carrie Prejean have embarked on a self-love conference called "Putting your Finger On It, The Art of Prejeaning". With tickets selling out within minutes, these to mavens of onanism are finding it hard to touch the ground, especially when they're touching themselves!
"When you Prejean," Carrie stated grandly, "you commune with God himself, you get in touch with your inner you!"
"Only a true maverick has the bravery to get on stage and say 'Yes! Yes, I Prejean!'," added Palin, her hand hiding behind a purse hanging at waist level, "and when you say 'Yes!', you say 'Yes!' to America-ah-ah-ah-AHHHHHHHHHHH-UURRRRRRR-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Afterwards, Palin collapsed into a satisfied heap at my feet, rubbing her head against my foot and telling me I'm "fuckin' hot, so fuckin' hot, dude" before falling asleep.
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