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The Gitmo Diet
Posted by Dan Savage on Sat, Nov 14, 2009 at 9:50 AM
Say what you like about the military prison at Guantánamo Bay...
- Khalid Shaikh Mohammed Before and After
...but an extended stay there seem to be very slimming.
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Dan, perhaps next time you want to lose weight you should go there instead of the forced-hike vacation in CA.
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Every time I see the "before" picture, I can't help but see the internet sensation mash-up with Rosie O'Donnell's face.
I don't think I'll have that trouble with the "after".
I don't think I'll have that trouble with the "after".
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Does it make it more hilarious that he was probably on a hunger strike and being force-fed using procedures that likely amount to torture?
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why does it seem that every single person in gitmo looks like a more extreme jihadist after staying there then before they even got there. way to make these guys even more dangerous ....
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@7 - Prejeaning? I LOVE it! That's right up there were Santorum. Dan Savage, make it OFFICIAL! Prejeaning - diddling one's self, with or without a camera. Whaddya think?
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Ha! No, see, it's hilarious -- the dude was in a federal detention facility, in contravention of international law, and they totally tortured him, and now he's all skinny! Get it? Get it? Laugh, goddamn your eyes.
And the really good part is that now he looks like the most devout Muslim in the world, so whatever we do to him next, everything about his appearance will signal to the Muslim population of the planet that we hate them and want to prosecute them. That's so funny, I think I just shit my pants laughing.
And the really good part is that now he looks like the most devout Muslim in the world, so whatever we do to him next, everything about his appearance will signal to the Muslim population of the planet that we hate them and want to prosecute them. That's so funny, I think I just shit my pants laughing.
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@ 15 - The guy proudly admits to killing 3000 people. Having a little fun about his apparent weight loss while in Gitmo is funny, OK?
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So can a stay in an AIDS ward or a concentration camp, very slimming - should ask you friends and relatives Dan
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yeah, and I'm supposed to believe his torture extracted confession in which he fessed to masterminding 9/11, the bali bombings, the world trade bombings and just about everything else including killing john lennnon, i think. USA, USA, USA....
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