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Friday, November 13, 2009

Lunchtime Quickie: Risky Business Underwear FAIL

Posted by on Fri, Nov 13, 2009 at 12:30 PM

Who says white people can't dance?

h/t to Niemczyk

 

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gttim 1
I hope she is OK, but that is really funny!
Posted by gttim on November 13, 2009 at 12:47 PM
baconpussy 2
What's better than a hair-pulling horse? THIS IS!!!

LAWLZ to the 1000000000000000th power.
Posted by baconpussy on November 13, 2009 at 12:49 PM
heywhatsit!? 3
Where's the slow mo version? Heeelarious.
Posted by heywhatsit!? on November 13, 2009 at 12:51 PM
kid icarus 4
Play her off, Keyboard Cat.
Posted by kid icarus http://absintheandoranges.com/ on November 13, 2009 at 12:57 PM
gloomy gus 5
Awesome thunk.
Posted by gloomy gus on November 13, 2009 at 12:58 PM
David Schmader 6
That was a major thunk. I think she may be dead now.
Posted by David Schmader on November 13, 2009 at 1:14 PM
7
I hope I wasn't the only one who hoped they'd end up "comfortiong each other" on the blanket.
Posted by notyou on November 13, 2009 at 1:18 PM
Josh Bomb 8
charles mudede always gets the credit for posting hot chicks on slog but kelly o you always know where to find some real champion pussy. nice work.
Posted by Josh Bomb http://www.satanosphere.com on November 13, 2009 at 1:18 PM
Banna 9
What, exactly was the blanket for, just a panic response? Was she going to go tear up some old bedsheets and boil some water?
Posted by Banna http://www.ucp.org on November 13, 2009 at 1:24 PM
Andy_Squirrel 10
wtf!!??? bare feet slip like that?.....apparently I have never been rich enough to walk upon new wood flooring with bare feet and had my mind blown by how slippery they are.....seriously sloggers? do any of you have floors like this? how do you not almost kill yourself on a daily basis....I am constantly running around my house at top speed getting ready for work in the morning....I would be dead by now!
Posted by Andy_Squirrel on November 13, 2009 at 1:29 PM
Fnarf 11
Where is the extended version, where they strip naked and make out on the blanket?
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on November 13, 2009 at 1:30 PM
J-Haxx 12
No fair, you wrote "underwear fail," and I was expecting someone's panties to fall off, not see someone get hurt. I am disappointed and sad now.
Posted by J-Haxx http://defyaugury.livejournal.com on November 13, 2009 at 1:38 PM
FreudianShrimp 13
Nothing says fun more than scantily clad, physically appealing but intellectually challenged women encountering friction, inertia, & gravity.

Posted by FreudianShrimp on November 13, 2009 at 1:42 PM
laterite 14
I felt a little skeevy watching that...those girls can't be more than 14 or 15.
Posted by laterite on November 13, 2009 at 1:56 PM
15
I love that the first girl's idea of first aid is to order the second girl onto a blanket like a bad dog. Like the mean old floor is going to continue to hurt her if she doesn't get off of it *right now*!
Posted by Christy O on November 13, 2009 at 2:04 PM
16
@ 10 Seriously! Did they crisco the floors before doing this? That's the reason that all the people in the ads have socks on. Hardwood should never be that slippery.
Posted by timmeh! on November 13, 2009 at 2:06 PM
17
Ouch, I bet her head hurt for a while. Her friend should kiss it and make it better. And maybe get an icepack for her head too.
Posted by dwight moody on November 13, 2009 at 2:15 PM
Irena 18
@13, those aren't "intellectually challenged women", they're gawky teenagers. And this thread is creeping me out.
Posted by Irena on November 13, 2009 at 2:15 PM
19
Christ, they were just trying to have fun. I hope that girl is okay. How scary.
Posted by that sucks on November 13, 2009 at 2:20 PM
20
Is it really hardwood or laminate?

And, yeah, my dog was the only one who skidded around on hardwood floors like that. It was really hilarious when he couldn't stop and bodyslammed the wall.
Posted by keshmeshi on November 13, 2009 at 2:40 PM
Paul Constant 21
@9 just renewed my belief in humanity. L, as they say, OL.
Posted by Paul Constant http://paulconstant.tumblr.com/ on November 13, 2009 at 3:15 PM
TVDinner 22
@8: "Real champion pussy?" They're kids, you fucktard. I hope you were joking.
Posted by TVDinner http:// on November 13, 2009 at 7:41 PM
23
It definitely looks like the floor is greased with something. I assume that's why the towel was brought as well - much easier to get back on your feet from that than a slick floor.
Posted by SvenT on November 14, 2009 at 4:53 AM
FreudianShrimp 24
@18: Sad to say I didn't really watch the girls, I was mesmerized by the killer jukebox and the weird potted plant in the background. I apologize if I contributed to the creepiness of this thread.
Posted by FreudianShrimp on November 14, 2009 at 10:22 AM
Christampa 25
I'm sorry, but how do we know these are awkward 15-year-olds, and not awkward 19-year-olds?
Posted by Christampa on November 15, 2009 at 3:58 AM
Christin 26
Okay, it was hilarious until you hear the hurt girl moan, "I can't see. My head hurts really bad."

Vision trauma is not a good sign, dears.
Posted by Christin on November 16, 2009 at 6:31 AM
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