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Friday, November 13, 2009

"30 Nude Photos, 8 Sex Tapes of Carrie Prejean Surface"

Posted by on Fri, Nov 13, 2009 at 2:55 PM

Unlike yesterday, today's subject line is not a joke. It is from Radar.com:

Stripped of her crown, Prejean sued the Miss California USA pageant but reportedly settled after the sex tape surfaced. She called the sex tape the biggest mistake of her life.

Now a RadarOnline.com investigation has uncovered that there are SEVEN more “biggest mistakes” of her life — all of them solo performances, just like the one sex tape that the religious beauty queen has admitted to. And there are 30 photos of Carrie, most topless, some showing everything, and most taken by Carrie using her reflection in a mirror.

On one tape Carrie is wearing just a flowing white blouse as she touches her own body in an alluring manner. Carrie can be heard moaning on a few of the tapes.

Gold-star question from Paul Constant: "Are we allowed to refer to her as a porn star yet?"

Yes. Yes, we are.

Also: Carrie Prejean's book tour has been cancelled.

 

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Arsenic7 1
Yes but the big question is, when will they be available online?
Posted by Arsenic7 on November 13, 2009 at 3:01 PM
gloomy gus 2
Holey moly.
Posted by gloomy gus on November 13, 2009 at 3:02 PM
Baconcat 3
Um, Schmader, that should be "former NOM Spokeswoman, Carrie Prejean"
Posted by Baconcat on November 13, 2009 at 3:04 PM
Grist 4
She truly is the gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by Grist on November 13, 2009 at 3:08 PM
5
Yeah, this just gets better and better.
Posted by Levislade http://ballofwax.org on November 13, 2009 at 3:10 PM
6
But calling her fat is still okay, right fatty David?
Posted by You sexist, ugly fuck!!! on November 13, 2009 at 3:13 PM
Urgutha Forka 7
You reap the wind, you sow the whirlwind... and so on...

I pity her, it must suck to get this sort of public trashing, but this wouldn't be that big a deal if she hadn't been so hypocritical.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on November 13, 2009 at 3:16 PM
pissy mcslogbot 8
"You're being inappropriate, David"

now how do I take this infernal mic off ??

haarrummph!
Posted by pissy mcslogbot on November 13, 2009 at 3:25 PM
9
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by olechka on November 13, 2009 at 3:27 PM
10
@ 7 Urgutha Forka, what is depressing and quite shocking to me is the reaction from the right wing Christian side.
Many still stand by her, defend her and blame all on "those damn gays", that are abusing this poor lil Mary Magdalene.They are worse then i thought, and i never thought high of them to start out with.

Dammit! What assholes..
Posted by Alinka on November 13, 2009 at 3:30 PM
Sir Learnsalot 11
Pics or it didn't happen.
Posted by Sir Learnsalot http://ubiquitousthey.com on November 13, 2009 at 3:30 PM
baconpussy 12
Girls are dumb.
Posted by baconpussy on November 13, 2009 at 3:30 PM
Hernandez 13
@7 I don't pity her. From day one, she's the one who wanted to be the center of attention. She just didn't think it would be for her homemade pornography.
Posted by Hernandez http://hernandezlist.blogspot.com on November 13, 2009 at 3:33 PM
14
sex star?
stridently proclaiming her morality in the phase of wide social disaproval?
very well put together?

i think that makes a gay icon?
Posted by yournamehere1 on November 13, 2009 at 3:36 PM
Max Solomon 15
the hubris! knowing this petard in the closet and your ex has the keys to your hoist, but yet going forward regardless - she's ballsy as fuck & dumb as a rock. either way, i like her a lot more now.
Posted by Max Solomon on November 13, 2009 at 3:37 PM
16
How long before the publisher sues her for breach of something or other?
Posted by Punditwatch on November 13, 2009 at 3:39 PM
Will in Seattle 17
If she moved to Europe or South America this wouldn't be news.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on November 13, 2009 at 3:45 PM
Gurldoggie 18
This just shores up her credentials as the ideal Republican spokesmodel.
Posted by Gurldoggie http://gurldogg.blogspot.com on November 13, 2009 at 3:45 PM
19
She's set herself up for some possible follow-up book titles.

Still Lying would be a nice double entendre.
Posted by Meat Weapon on November 13, 2009 at 3:47 PM
pissy mcslogbot 20
"In her newly released book Carrie wrote, “God gave us our bodies, and it’s perfectly right that we use them in ways where we can give glory to God by making our bodies, our temples of the Holy Spirit, strong and fast.”"

strong and fast, and silicone enhanced, fake bake obsessively hairscaped temples to the glory of our god given right to vanilla soft core porn.
Posted by pissy mcslogbot on November 13, 2009 at 3:47 PM
Mattini 21
"Seven more 'biggest mistakes' of her life" is so, so funny.
Posted by Mattini on November 13, 2009 at 3:47 PM
Chris in Vancouver WA 22
I'm getting a sickening sense of how this could all play out: Carrie will give a full disclosure, but will cast it all in the heavenly light of "this is the sort of sexual expression that God approves of, unlike the sinful homo stuff," and will get a second life as a Christian sex advice columnist.

I will then start vomiting and will not stop until only clear bile comes out.
Posted by Chris in Vancouver WA on November 13, 2009 at 3:50 PM
kim in portland 23

I hope she learned, that every one of us has regrets in life, and that we all are freaks in our own way (and I mean that in the best sort of way), but hypocrisy is dangerous. So never throw stones, more often or not your going to damage your own glass house.
Posted by kim in portland http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/11/fast-paced_video_provides_a_fu.html on November 13, 2009 at 3:51 PM
kim in portland 24
rewind:

more often than not ...
Posted by kim in portland http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/11/fast-paced_video_provides_a_fu.html on November 13, 2009 at 3:51 PM
Urgutha Forka 25
@13,
I can respect that. I think I still just have a soft spot when it's an ignorant fool like Prejean who makes a mockery of herself.
If something this damaging and embarrassing happened to someone less ignorant and more malicious, Dick Cheney for example, I would feel no pity at all.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on November 13, 2009 at 3:58 PM
Matt from Denver 26
Man, where's LC to come defend poor, poor li'l Miss Persecuted Wingnut? Her verbal contortions are almost as entertaining as Prejean's.
Posted by Matt from Denver on November 13, 2009 at 4:00 PM
27
Clearly, Karma's a bitch and is enjoying fucking with Carrie for our enjoyment :-D. Schadenfreude at it's finest.
Posted by apres_moi on November 13, 2009 at 4:00 PM
Baconcat 28
@26: Their professor is sick with the flu, so the entire sociology class is out until Monday.
Posted by Baconcat on November 13, 2009 at 4:02 PM
Enigma 29
Ah hahahahahahahahaha!

I generally try not to take pleasure in others embarrassment or pain, but this gal was just asking for divine retribution. Karma took no time at all for giving this one her comeuppance.
Posted by Enigma http://approvereferendum71.org/ on November 13, 2009 at 4:05 PM
Chris in Vancouver WA 30
@ 14 - She's more entertaining than Lady Gaga already.
Posted by Chris in Vancouver WA on November 13, 2009 at 4:06 PM
Irena 31
Even better than a porn star, she's a Jesus Christ Porn Star. And I have no pity for her -- I think those who do are just dazzled by her looks. She's a snake.
Posted by Irena on November 13, 2009 at 4:21 PM
Lily Fluffbottom 32
I want to be just like Carrie now. What an upstanding class act role model. They don't come any better than her. Amen!
Posted by Lily Fluffbottom on November 13, 2009 at 4:35 PM
curtisp 33
It is unfortunate that some people regard it as wrong for a person, regardless of gender, to send sex photos of themselves to their partner. There is absolutely nothing wrong with it, if people are into it they should do it more often and outsiders should regard it as blasé. However, she went to the god side which condemns such harmless behavior. That was her biggest mistake. If she had not done that she could have been the next Vanessa Williams. Maybe she will be the next Dr. Laura. What a horrible thought.

Oh, and by the way, calling her stupid is one thing but calling her fat was really stupid.
Posted by curtisp on November 13, 2009 at 4:36 PM
jackie treehorn 34
Wizard stick approves of this.
Posted by jackie treehorn on November 13, 2009 at 4:40 PM
35
So sad that the book tour was canceled. This train wreck was just starting to get really interesting.
Posted by Gregus on November 13, 2009 at 4:42 PM
David Schmader 36
33: No one called her fat. Yesterday I made a joke about the angle of a photo she'd taken. She is a very thin woman.
Posted by David Schmader on November 13, 2009 at 4:48 PM
Reverse Polarity 37
Oh, please, Carrie. Tell me more about what rights you think I'm not entitled to.
Posted by Reverse Polarity on November 13, 2009 at 4:50 PM
38
When is that pathetic loser loveschild going to jump in here and defend her?
Posted by teenburger on November 13, 2009 at 4:55 PM
Lily Fluffbottom 39
@38 perhaps there is no defending the undefendable?
Posted by Lily Fluffbottom on November 13, 2009 at 5:01 PM
D310 40
It ought to be a law to be that dumb.
Posted by D310 on November 13, 2009 at 5:05 PM
Andy 41
Schadenfreude.
Posted by Andy on November 13, 2009 at 5:45 PM
42
One "L" in "canceled."
Posted by YogiWan on November 13, 2009 at 6:47 PM
attitude devant 43
Oh no 41, it's "Schmader-freude" my new favorite word. (Love your posts, Dave!)
Posted by attitude devant on November 13, 2009 at 7:13 PM
TVDinner 44
I just can't figure out how a gal goes about masturbating with those awful fake fingernails she's always sporting. hyujjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

And apparently neither can my cat.
Posted by TVDinner http:// on November 13, 2009 at 7:36 PM
leek 45
"Canceled" and "cancelled" are both acceptable. If you're going to be a pedant, at least confirm your accuracy. You give the rest of us a bad name.
Posted by leek on November 14, 2009 at 12:09 AM
46
WOW... nice baby :)
I've found Carrie Prejean Sex Tape '09 for FREE

> > > http://carrieprejean-sex-tape.blogspot.c…

good quality...
Posted by exclusio on November 14, 2009 at 3:40 PM
47

The only place to view the full, REAL version of the carrie prejean sextape, leaked by TMZ, can be seen at http://carrieprejeansextapevideo.com/ there's also a streaming version found at http://carrieprejeansextapestream.carrie…
Posted by jenny123 on November 15, 2009 at 9:57 AM
Aussie Steve 48
Fuck. This is keeps getting worse. Did she forget the rest of the tapes were out there? Did she think they wouldn't come to light? It's just tragic. If only she had used her vacuous banality for good instead of evil...
Posted by Aussie Steve on November 15, 2009 at 3:46 PM
undead ayn rand 49
"I hope she learned"

HAW HAW HAW

seriously though, if she was underaged and sent it to people, isn't she going to be arrested for creating and distributing "child pornography", also for the TMZ people for possessing it?

or is this ok because she's a republican
Posted by undead ayn rand on November 16, 2009 at 12:40 AM
Mrs. Norris 50
Perhaps this is the beginning of a Christian porn phenomenon. From "Jesus is coming" to "Oh Jesus, I'm coming!"
Posted by Mrs. Norris on November 16, 2009 at 4:47 AM

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