Afghanistan War: Obama rejects every plan from his national security team on fighting the Taliban. He tells officials to rewrite proposals on adding more troops and working with the corrupt Afghanistan government.
Your Daily Douchebag: Jasen Bruce, a resident of Tampa, FL, beats a Greek Orthodox priest over the head with a tire iron because, he told police, the priest was a terrorist, a thief, and a gay sexual predator who spoke perfect English (even though the priest speaks little English). More about Mr. Bruce:
His blog entries tout the benefits of increasing testosterone and human growth hormones. He was charged with misdemeanor battery in 2007 for hopping over the bed of a tow truck and shoving its driver. He pleaded no contest.
Online photo galleries depict him flexing big muscles wearing little clothing.
Suckers? Gay-rights group in Utah fellates Mormon Church for supporting gay-rights legislation, even though the church remains "unequivocally committed to defending the bedrock foundation of marriage between a man and a woman.”
WalMart: Will stay open for 24 hours the day after Thanksgiving to avoid mad store rushes, like one last year that led to a fatal trampling.