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Thursday, November 12, 2009

Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: Fresh Balls?

Posted by on Thu, Nov 12, 2009 at 12:00 PM

Man, I don't have balls, but if I did? Hoo wee, I'd be on the phone ordering up some Fresh Balls right now. No joke.

 

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slaggy 1
That's what my tongue is for.
Posted by slaggy http://www.videowatchdog.com on November 12, 2009 at 12:13 PM
Sargon Bighorn 2
Oh those guffy silly straight men and their funny jokes.
Posted by Sargon Bighorn on November 12, 2009 at 1:00 PM
3
Don't put anything on your balls that will make them taste funny. How about a small sweat absorbing pad on sponge instead? It'll give you a nice bulge too. (Maybe I should invent that and make some dough out of it.)
Posted by YvesPaul on November 12, 2009 at 1:31 PM
4
Str8 men, listen to YvesPaul (and me). Gay men can tell you that nasty tasting balls are definitely a turn off. If you want oral from partners keep the toxic crap off your stuff.
Posted by NastyBallz on November 12, 2009 at 3:08 PM
Vince 5
Thanks Kelly. I can count on you for good balls care information.
Posted by Vince on November 12, 2009 at 3:13 PM
michael strangeways 6
I'm just sad we didn't see the actor's sweaty ballz...
Posted by michael strangeways http://www.seattlegayscene.com/ on November 12, 2009 at 3:25 PM
mmennonno 7
Just shave them and bathe them. Fresh sweaty balls are nice!
Posted by mmennonno http://mennonnosapiens.com on November 13, 2009 at 3:45 AM
Sachi 8
Why waste your money on that stuff? Just get an orchidectomy - solve the problem forever.
Posted by Sachi http://web.me.com/thorw/Claire_and_Sachi on November 15, 2009 at 6:36 PM

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