In case you didn't catch it, some of these numbers over here show that approximately 20 percent of all Seattle voters looked at The Stranger's endorsements online—meaning at least every fifth voter in the city looked to the SECB for voting guidance (or possibly in order to vote the opposite ticket, but whatever). This isn't even counting cheat-sheet downloads from the home page or the three issues of the paper-paper around town that had the endorsements; we're no mathologists, but that would add some more people, too.

The entire SECB ticket won. Almost. Voters didn't elect our pick for the Human Calculator, err, County Assessor, the King County Council member for District 9, which stretches from central Bellevue to northern Flagstaff, or a greasy half-empty tub of Crisco for Port Commissioner. But everyone else is headed to office. (Sorry, Crisco, we tried.)

So, we the people, you elected 'em: Now what do you want them to do?

Personally, the SECB would like staggered bar closing times (for safety!), more housing like the 1811 building (for drunks!), and a log flume ride from 15th Avenue and East John Street down Denny Way to the sculpture park (for obvious reasons!).