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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Tech "Where's My Pancakes?"

Posted by Eli Sanders on Wed, Nov 11, 2009 at 9:40 AM

The Facebook status update that became an iron-clad alibi in a criminal investigation.

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Looking at his Facebook page in the linked article, it appears that Mr. Bradford always updates his status in ALL CAPS. He should go to jail just for that.

Posted by Mahtli69 on November 11, 2009 at 9:49 AM

I'm sorry for being incredibly white, but what does "Where's my pancakes" mean in "indecipherable street slang"?

Posted by Cracker Jack on November 11, 2009 at 9:55 AM

It means "GIVE ME MY F-ING PANCAKES YOU SLOW ASS IHOP BITCH."

Posted by Arsenic7 on November 11, 2009 at 10:04 AM

The pancakes are a lie.

Posted by Banna

on November 11, 2009 at 10:14 AM

"On the phone with this fat chick... wherer my i hop"

Posted by Jenny from the Block on November 11, 2009 at 10:16 AM

Phew. Good thing it's impossible to access a computer's desktop from a remote location using some kind of... "Remote Desktop" technology or something.

Posted by Ben on November 11, 2009 at 11:16 AM

I love the quotes from a law prof, partway down the article.

“With a username and password, anyone can input data in a Facebook page,” [...] “Some of the brightest people on the Internet are teenagers,” he said. “They know the Internet better than a lot of people. Why? Because they use it all the time.

Sorry man, you're not cool enough for the Internet.

Posted by shabadoo on November 11, 2009 at 11:49 AM

Quoted this forum here: http://answerguy.com/2009/11/12/facebook…

Posted by Answer Guy on November 12, 2009 at 9:45 AM