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Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: Preaching Peeing
Posted by Kelly O on Wed, Nov 11, 2009 at 12:10 PM
You know what's wrong with this country?! You wanna know? The President pees while sitting down! That's right. A Real Man pees while standing up! Amiright? That's all I have to say. Praise the Lord, hallelujah.
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Sitpee-ers are considerate, wonderful housemates. They keep the toilet and its immediate environs nice and tidy. I love sitpee-ers and I'm a boy.
Also, to get into specifics, if you are uncircumcised you BETTER fuckin' sit when you pee. I have lived abroad enough to know the difference in resultant cleanliness.
Also, to get into specifics, if you are uncircumcised you BETTER fuckin' sit when you pee. I have lived abroad enough to know the difference in resultant cleanliness.
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Hasn't this already been on slog?
Anyways, perhaps he was classically educated. I think it's a fairly famous dis by Herodotus of the Egyptians that their women "make water" standing up and their men "make water" while sitting.
But, the most entertaining part of this passage in Herodotus was reading it in my Greek class and the naive but enthusiastic sixteen year old sophomore at UW who started to ask, "make water? Like, draw it out of a well? Pour it out of a cup?" And as someone next to her whispered the answer into her ear, she turned about five shades of red. It was awesome.
Anyways, perhaps he was classically educated. I think it's a fairly famous dis by Herodotus of the Egyptians that their women "make water" standing up and their men "make water" while sitting.
But, the most entertaining part of this passage in Herodotus was reading it in my Greek class and the naive but enthusiastic sixteen year old sophomore at UW who started to ask, "make water? Like, draw it out of a well? Pour it out of a cup?" And as someone next to her whispered the answer into her ear, she turned about five shades of red. It was awesome.
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I wonder what it's like to wake up thinking that this would be a good thing - a necessary thing to do that day.
So very, very strange.
So very, very strange.
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I never heard of anyone who considers "male" as a feminine-ish slur against men. HA!
Dang. Now THAT'S self loathing repression!
I sure hope he doesn't come to his LGBT senses. . . I don't think we want him on our team.
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Dang. Now THAT'S self loathing repression!
I sure hope he doesn't come to his LGBT senses. . . I don't think we want him on our team.
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KELLY O, U COMIX RELIEF. NOT SERIOUS JOURNALISM. GIVE UP UR JOB. OH WAIT, THEN ONLY 1% OF STRANGER STAFFF WULD BE NOT FATTIES.
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so. . . um. . . according to Preacher Einstein. . . the bible says: "God wants to kill dudes who piss on a wall". . . and he is pissed at not being able to piss on a wall. . .
Why does he hate God?
Why does he hate God?
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You know, I've read that toilets in Germany have these little shelves in 'em so you can indulge your very German desire to examine your poop for unwanted results. I guess these shelves make it so when you stand up to pee your pee ricochets all over the place: the walls, the floor, your pants.... I'm sure his wife's relatives are looking forward to his visit.
For more information on German toilets, I respectfully refer interested Sloggers to this very informative link.
For more information on German toilets, I respectfully refer interested Sloggers to this very informative link.
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@16: As usual, it's all about "what's wrong with this country"--unless it's a joke of some kind. LOL
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While this is amusing in an ignorant fucktard way, this is the guy who prays for Obama to die. Also Cheney and Bush, which is great, but we know how carefully God listened to that prayer. And read his wife's blog. She's as looney as he is.
Sorry about the Faux News site:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJrL75x72…
Sorry about the Faux News site:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJrL75x72…
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This guy is just pissing in the wind.
Feel that spray little man, that isn't piss in your face, it is God's love - old testament style!
Feel that spray little man, that isn't piss in your face, it is God's love - old testament style!
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Actually, Pastor Pissed, REAL MEN who are not males "sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you" (Isaiah 36:12)
Congregation, please stand and join in Pastor Pissed Out of His Freakin' Mind in the good, 'ol hymn...There shall be golden showers of blessings...oh, that today they might fall...
The King James Version...ahhhh...going where even Will Shakespeare dared not go with Elizabethan English...at least, not outside a pub...well, not on stage...perhaps, just off stage...like REAL MEN...against a wall...who are not males...
Yes, kids, your parents may have joined the club, but they've never actually read the literature.
Congregation, please stand and join in Pastor Pissed Out of His Freakin' Mind in the good, 'ol hymn...There shall be golden showers of blessings...oh, that today they might fall...
The King James Version...ahhhh...going where even Will Shakespeare dared not go with Elizabethan English...at least, not outside a pub...well, not on stage...perhaps, just off stage...like REAL MEN...against a wall...who are not males...
Yes, kids, your parents may have joined the club, but they've never actually read the literature.
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I don't care about men peeing sitting, it's the 80% of fugly womyn in Seattle who look like they pee standing up that bothers me.
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Where does he get his data that The Big O sits down to pee? Does he just think that liberals in general sit down to pee? I'm well to the president's political left and I find the very idea of sitting down to pee vaguely disquieting, like surrendering a small but vital part of my manhood.
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