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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Your Daily Douchebag

Posted by on Tue, Nov 10, 2009 at 3:46 PM

Pastor Joe Fuiten, who at first seems to be among Washington's more sane Christian fanatics, concedes that the campaign to reject Referendum 71 has "fallen short of the glory of God." In a statement posted over at the Tacoma News Tribune in response to an editorial (posted in full after the jump), Fuiten blames his former brothers-in-bigotry—Gary Randall and Larry Stickney—for disappointing the Lord and for failing to oppress the gays.

Fuiten dives into a tirade against his former cohort Randall for being exactly what The Stranger exposed Randall to be long ago: a greedy bigot who takes money from naive evangelicals and puts little of their contributions into the campaign. Today, Fuiten writes, "On August 28th, Mr. Randall promised 'All income is spent directly on printing, mailing, Internet promotion and going forward, media ads and expenses, rather than salaries or consulting fees.' We were promised 'Radio ads are running and more are on the way.' As it turned out, according to the PDC reports, virtually nothing was spent on media ads and precious little on anything else."

But Fuiten is not trying to be reasonable for the sake of, you know, thinking rationally about gay people, whose sweet gay love or even their despicable sodomy has done nothing to harm his flock. No, Fuiten is being reasonable because he's determined to oppress gay people in the most calculated way possible.

Randall and Stickney bungled the campaign, Fuiten continues, by using the wrong messages—failing to tailor their bigotry to the homophobic-but-unchurched masses. But he acknowledges that by lying about the measure was a boon: "Changing the wording to marriage instead of domestic partnerships, and sticking with it, probably added 7-10% to our side of the column," Fuiten writes.

He applauds Colorado-based Focus on the Family and its state affiliate for meddling in Washington laws: "In terms of actual campaigning aimed at bringing people over to our side, Focus on the Family and Family Policy Institute of Washington were the two giants in this campaign. They contributed the most money and invested the most in trying to reach the culture."

In the end, the very presence of God in our northwestern state must be questioned. "Randall claimed the referendum was a miracle from God," Fuiten writes, "but I have to wonder at that. In the Bible, the miracles of the loaves and fishes fed 5,000 with 12 baskets left over. In this 'miracle' we didn't have enough money to fund television ads but the gays had millions."

He concludes that "it appears we have fallen short of the glory of God." Indeed, God's glory has vanished from Randall and Stickney. But the one we should be worried about—the real devil of Washington state to watch out for—is Joe Fuiten. Your daily douchebag.

The News Tribute ran an editorial which summarized the failure of the R-71 campaign: "R-71 critics got lost in their echo chamber ".

The Tribune observed that the electoral decision was not made so much on the facts of the situation, but "the bigger factor in the election was R-71 opponents' failure to mount anything resembling a viable campaign."

The omission was two-fold:

First - The R-71 campaign failed to recognize and address the "undecided voters."

Second - A related omission, according to The Tribune, was that "supporters of traditional marriage couched their pitch in conservative Christian ideology and then spent the campaign talking only amongst themselves. R-71 might have failed had its critics offered persuadable voters practical arguments that didn't depend on religious doctrine."

Obviously there were substantive issues that motivated most voters but I do think The Tribune was substantially correct in their view of the campaign. From my viewpoint, the outcome would have been difficult under the best of circumstances. But our loss was made certain by three failures on our part:

We failed in our message.
We failed in our methods.
We failed in our money.
Furthermore, I still have to wonder if God was in the effort.

1. Our message was mostly created for and directed at those already convinced. We are church-based people. The message of the campaign was mostly aimed at church people. Maybe that is because the signature gathering phase was directed almost entirely at church people. The message was "rise up church" and take back the culture. We heard it again and again, "it is time to stand for righteousness." That was the campaign message. Standing for righteousness makes sense to church people but has the opposite effect on non-church people. To outsiders the message sounds a lot more like the less attractive self-righteousness.

Trying to switch the discussion from Domestic Partnerships to Marriage was the best move from our side. Even though it was not precisely the topic of the referendum, marriage would clearly be impacted by the legislation. Changing the wording to marriage instead of domestic partnerships, and sticking with it, probably added 7-10% to our side of the column.

2. Even so, mentally, the campaign never turned the corner and redirected the emphasis to those needing to be convinced. The method was to work through churches. Brochures were distributed to churches. Energy was spent in churches. Blogs were directed to the faithful. The focus was upon rallying the churches. That would be an effective method if we had enough churches and church people but this is not the Bible belt. In any given month, there are not enough people attending a church to win any election, and I am including the liberal churches as well. Any voting strategy that has as its primary method to reach church people is bound to fail from the start.

A significant amount of the campaign's money and time was spent on street signs. Street signs make sense in an elective campaign where a candidate wants name familiarity. In an issue campaign, all a street sign does is announce that there is an issue on the ballot. By itself, it does very little to convince a person to vote a particular way.

Protect Marriage Washington and Faith and Freedom spent the greatest part of their message and money directed at the church. Faith and Freedom mainly used blogging as their method of motivation and communication and it was directed to church people. They promised a media campaign but it didn't seem to materialize.

Focus on the Family did market research and then spent almost $90,000 on radio advertising aimed at converting the undecided. Family Policy Institute of Washington spent over $200,000 on radio advertising aimed at women voters and others who needed to be converted to support. In terms of actual campaigning aimed at bringing people over to our side, Focus on the Family and Family Policy Institute of Washington were the two giants in this campaign. They contributed the most money and invested the most in trying to reach the culture.

3. Even so, our side was outspent many times over. That imbalance represents our failure in money. A great part of my reluctance going into the referendum process had to do with my assessment of the resources necessary to win a campaign like this. In more than 25 years of involvement in these kinds of efforts, we have never had the money to run effective campaigns on the conservative Christian side of things. It seems like our people will give to churches but are very reluctant to give to campaigns like this. I know virtually all the Christian-based public policy organizations in this state and they are terribly underfunded. They typically operate because of the profound commitment of a single person or a small group of people.

Jesus said if someone wants to build a tower "will he not first sit down and estimate the cost to see if he has enough money to complete it? For if he lays the foundation and is not able to finish it, everyone who sees it will ridicule him, saying, 'This fellow began to build and was not able to finish.' "Or suppose a king is about to go to war against another king. Will he not first sit down and consider whether he is able with ten thousand men to oppose the one coming against him with twenty thousand?" (Luke 14:28-30 )

Jesus gave that parable for those who led us into R-71. They had a plan to start the tower and go to war but not a plan to finish the job or win the war. Maybe the main lesson to be learned from our loss is to question those who want to lead us into similar efforts in the future. We have a right to know that they have a plan that involves enough money and the plan to raise the money. Even more than the plan, there should be some evidence of. seed money. If you are going to claim to be the leader you have to actually have a strategy for victory. Without the definitive plan our side has nothing to rally around.

Since the failure, I have noticed that those who ran the campaign have tried to spin it that we had success in that we now have 200,000 people energized to work in behalf of conservative Christian causes. Personally, I wonder why those 200,000 didn't get financially behind the campaign we just finished. That mighty army gave about sixty cents per person to the campaign. How do you win when those most committed give an average of sixty cents?

I noticed that Gary Randall's Faith and Freedom Political Action Committee gave less then $2,000 to the Protect Marriage Washington, according to the Public Disclosure Commission .

On August 28th, Mr. Randall promised "All income is spent directly on printing, mailing, Internet promotion and going forward, media ads and expenses, rather than salaries or consulting fees." We were promised "Radio ads are running and more are on the way." As it turned out, according to the PDC reports, virtually nothing was spent on media ads and precious little on anything else.

Because of the lack of strategic planning on our side of the R-71 campaign, I called our side a 'leaderless army." Gary Randall objected to that. Maybe he was right. When you consider how little money was put into this effort by Randall's organization, maybe it should have been an armyless leader.

Maybe more important than anything else is the question of whether or not God was in this effort.

A great deal of effort went into claiming God's support. From the beginning, Randall claimed divine blessing and approval. He said, "I am certain God is in control" and "I have an abiding sense that God is leading in all things." He said on October 21st, "... this effort has been blessed ..."

With respect to the referendum itself Randall said, "It is a miracle. And it is clear how God performed it." "With God's help" the referendum made the ballot. "God helped us." Please pardon me for asking the obvious, did God change his mind or was the claim of divine blessing a bit overstated?

For the record, even though I did not support the signature gathering, once it was on the ballot I gave it my best effort. Anyone who knows my record or who regularly reads this column knows my long history of labor on this subject. I don't hesitate to engage in public policy questions particularly if I believe they are related to God's kingdom. I do try to note that the efforts are mine and not necessarily identical to the will of God. On my voting recommendations at Pastorspicks.com I always say that the picks are mine and not necessarily God's.

If a claim of miracles and divine approval is made we need to take that seriously.

Randall claimed the referendum was a miracle from God, but I have to wonder at that. In the Bible, the miracles of the loaves and fishes fed 5,000 with 12 baskets left over. In this "miracle" we didn't have enough money to fund television ads but the gays had millions.

In the Bible, a miracle raised one who was sick. In this "miracle" our strategy was sick and then died in the election. I suppose such miraculous claims are made to hype up the faithful to work harder and give more. It just seems like the "miracle" that Randall claimed fell a bit short of its biblical counterparts.

Was the referendum an effort blessed by God? Did the Kingdom of God advance because of the effort? I have not heard of people giving their lives to Jesus. I did hear from a non-Christian friend commenting about one of his friends. He wrote, "I noticed the anger building in him, and tried to soften his approach, but he's fed up. Referendum 71 has turned him against Christians." Neither is a Christian.

We paid a price for the referendum. It was not just a question of the price we would pay if we didn't run the referendum. We have to consider the price of doing it as well.

We clearly lost ground with some. Did we gain offsetting ground with others? I don't know. Only eternity will tell. I do know we all worked hard for what we hoped was the will of God. We did it mostly for the right reasons. In our best motives we might have done it for God's glory.

Unfortunately, it appears we have fallen short of the glory of God.

Dr. Joseph B. Fuiten is the senior pastor of Cedar Park Church in Bothell, Washington, and he is the former president of Positive Christian Agenda. Currently, Pastor Fuiten serves on the Board of Directors for the Family Policy Institute of Washington , an associate organization of Focus on the Family .

 

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very bad homo 1
Bigotry fail!
Posted by very bad homo on November 10, 2009 at 3:52 PM
COMTE 2
Given the spectacular FAILURE of the anti R-71 campaign, what makes Douchebag Fuiten think its passage isn't actually FOR "the glory" of his god? If his god had WANTED R-71 to fail, surely the most powerful being in all of creation could have made that happen, right? So, based on its passage one is compelled to reach one of a limited number of conclusions, namely:

1.) Douchebag Fuiten's god does not in fact exist, or;

2.) Douchebag Fuiten's god, if it exists, actually was in favor of R-71, or;

3.) Douchebag Fuiten's god is too busy to be bothered with the petty concerns of a mere handful of lesser beings situated in a remote corner of the universe.

Frankly, I'm personally inclined toward conclusion #1, but I'd dance a jig if Douchebag Fuiten and his minions would have the balls to cop to any of the above.
Posted by COMTE http://www.chriscomte.com on November 10, 2009 at 4:05 PM
giffy 3
Christian ideology and then spent the campaign talking only amongst themselves. R-71 might have failed had its critics offered persuadable voters practical arguments that didn't depend on religious doctrine."

Are there arguement like that? I mean aside from X deity hates the queers what else is there?
Posted by giffy on November 10, 2009 at 4:07 PM
Will in Seattle 4
The funny part was that by trying to pass R-71 AND get a "secret" Republican extremist in KC Exec AND pass an insane Eyman initiative they blew it big time.

Although the close mayoral races in Seattle, Tacoma, and Bremerton didn't hurt in terms of turnout either.

People in cities aren't ok with legislated Hate.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on November 10, 2009 at 4:15 PM
5
Seriously!? "We did it mostly for the right reasons".

*Mostly*.....MOSTLY!! And this a-hole claims to be a man of God....but only does things MOSTLY for the right reasons.

Posted by Gregus on November 10, 2009 at 4:28 PM
blackhook 6
Fuck these hateful, bizarro, bigoted religious freaks! Imagine what these worthless strings of douchebag DNA would do if they had to go out and actually do something productive in the world - rather than spreading fear & hate.

But of course their wacko Bible teaches that very hate - the old testament is so bizarre, full of stories of a hyper-violent God urging stoning of women, killing of recalcitrant children & generally smiting anything different from the patriarcal desert bigots of the day.

Today's religious bigots should be taught a lesson - first, their businesses should be taxed, as they use their pulpits to spread hate via the political system. Second, we just need to wait for the next shoe to drop; i.e., the next weirdo preacher to be caught boning boys, buying drugs or tap-tap-tapping in airport restrooms.
Posted by blackhook on November 10, 2009 at 4:28 PM
Catalina Vel-DuRay 7
Those who can, do.
Those who can't, preach
Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay http://www.danlangdon.com on November 10, 2009 at 4:35 PM
crazycatguy 8
What a whiny, bitter wall of text.
Posted by crazycatguy on November 10, 2009 at 4:36 PM
9
"If a claim of miracles and divine approval is made we need to take that seriously." Yes, very seriously. For example, if I claim divine approval for my chicken pot-pie recipe (which is really quite good), you're pretty much obligated to fall to your knees in rapture if I'm willing to part with a slice...
Posted by mkyorai on November 10, 2009 at 4:36 PM
Baconcat 10
Um, no, there were overtures made to the unchurched in the form of the awful "it's ageist" red herring and the "it costs too much" argument. Those both failed.

Pastor Fuiten is eating his own tail on this. Maybe he should stick to anti-abortion battles.
Posted by Baconcat on November 10, 2009 at 4:52 PM
Will in Seattle 11
@9 - you can slice it?
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on November 10, 2009 at 4:53 PM
Vince 12
Why do you need money, money, money? Isn't prayer enough? Fucking assholes. You failed because you are evil fucks and everyone sees thru you except your holier than thou morons.
Posted by Vince on November 10, 2009 at 5:14 PM
sherrold 13
And the only thing they "got right" was agreeing to lie about whether the referendum was about marriage? Wow -- if I was a preacher, I don't think I'd admit that.
Posted by sherrold on November 10, 2009 at 5:44 PM
johnyawl 14
@13

Good point. You'd think if Pastor Fuiten really believed in the dogma he preaches then it wouldn't be all that hard for him to figure out:

a) God blessed the effort in the beginning, and granted his people a miracle to qualify it for the ballot.

b) God's people then designed a campaign based on lies, falsehoods and distortions.

c) God withdrew his blessing from that campaign, and it failed.

Posted by johnyawl on November 10, 2009 at 6:03 PM
15
This failure was also the bitter fruit of the old feud between Fuiton and Rev. Ken Hutcherson. They are rivals and hate each other's guts to the glory of Jesus.
Posted by lankypup on November 10, 2009 at 6:29 PM
16
They failed because the Mormons stayed out of the R-71 campaign, but none of them will admit that.
Posted by Prop 8 Is Evidence on November 10, 2009 at 6:40 PM
17
God apparently was behind the referendum and these people can't wrap their minds around the evidence that their version of God's will was wrong... bitter bigots.
Posted by Duvall-ite on November 10, 2009 at 8:03 PM
itsmarkmitchell 18
Windbag.
Posted by itsmarkmitchell on November 10, 2009 at 8:17 PM
this guy I know in Spokane 19
I love the way these people will sometimes inadvertently expose themselves:

"Please pardon me for asking the obvious, did God change his mind or was the claim of divine blessing a bit overstated?"

Yes, you did in fact say that out loud.

FWIW, I like #14's analysis. But I like Pastor Douchebag's analysis (quoted above) even more.
Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on November 10, 2009 at 8:54 PM
Mayhem 20
Yup: douchebag.

How about a Fuiten vs Hutcherson Texas-style Cage Fight? I'd give $20 to the ex-gay movement, the moral majority, or their clueless clan organization (or whatever its called) if I could see that...to the death.
Posted by Mayhem on November 11, 2009 at 2:11 AM
21
" A great deal of effort went into claiming God's support. From the beginning, Randall claimed divine blessing and approval. He said, "I am certain God is in control" and "I have an abiding sense that God is leading in all things." He said on October 21st, "... this effort has been blessed ..."

With respect to the referendum itself Randall said, "It is a miracle. And it is clear how God performed it." "With God's help" the referendum made the ballot. "God helped us." Please pardon me for asking the obvious, did God change his mind or was the claim of divine blessing a bit overstated?"

Maybe God just sent all of you on a fools errand. And you are simply not getting the lesson He is providing.
Posted by Bean on November 11, 2009 at 8:36 AM

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