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Sex Do Guys Make Passes At Girls Who Wear...
Posted by Dan Savage on Tue, Nov 10, 2009 at 12:55 PM
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the use of the word "yoni" outside of the context of Hinduism or archaeology is sufficient to make a girl undateable.
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My boyfriend screeched in horror like a little girl when I jokingly threatened to get him one for Christmas. Why, internets, WHY?
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It has never come up.
Do women make passes at guys with penis casts on pendants around their necks?
Do women make passes at guys with penis casts on pendants around their necks?
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I don't think this item's floating anywhere near the top of my what-to-get-my-fiance-for-Christmas list.
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If a girl has enough chutzpah and humor to wear a replica of her twat, I'd make a pass at her (at least hypothetically, since I'm kinda shy.)
There is a practical side to these as well - they would be great for demonstrating exactly where and how a gal likes to be touched.
There is a practical side to these as well - they would be great for demonstrating exactly where and how a gal likes to be touched.
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@11, Not too many guys wear necklaces. Maybe lapel pins modeled on their prong? Lifelike testicle cufflinks?
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@15, I am going to make a fortune selling custom made TruckNutz which are replicas of mens' actual nutsacks.
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The one in the middle sort of looks like the virgin Mary. If it magically starts to weep blood, will the church declare it a miracle?
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@17, celebrate the unique beauty of your lingam by wearing a custom made pendant featuring a 1.5X scale replica of your lingam on our elegant white gold chains.
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@10,
Great stocking stuffer!
I guess it is a way to get a gander at the merchandise before putting in the effort to get the girl in bed.
Great stocking stuffer!
I guess it is a way to get a gander at the merchandise before putting in the effort to get the girl in bed.
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They need a button you push to make them talk. They could say things like "Pick up your clothes" and "Why do you piss all over the toilet?"
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It's not so much for the guys; rather, it's a lovely piece of art one can pass down to her heirs.
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@27, if I found out my mother was willing me a necklace modeled on her vulva, I'd have her put in a home now.
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@28 I think it would be more a gift from the grave to the children who never called...
In fact, I'm thinking of having one made and threatening my kids with it: "If you don't clean your room right now, I'm going to will the VUVLA to you!!" "If you ever drive drunk, you're getting the VULVA when I die!"
God, I hope my grandmother never sees this site, she'd probably have one made of her for everyone in the family.
In fact, I'm thinking of having one made and threatening my kids with it: "If you don't clean your room right now, I'm going to will the VUVLA to you!!" "If you ever drive drunk, you're getting the VULVA when I die!"
God, I hope my grandmother never sees this site, she'd probably have one made of her for everyone in the family.
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I like that the examples given don't look like pornstar/fleshlight pussies. It really fucks with your head to have labia minora that are actually prominent when all the vags you see in porn have little teensy tiny ridges instead.
Admittedly, if you're taking your body image ideals from porn, your labia will probably be one in a long list of things you're self-conscious about. But hey, we don't all get to see a lot of naked women IRL. =\
Admittedly, if you're taking your body image ideals from porn, your labia will probably be one in a long list of things you're self-conscious about. But hey, we don't all get to see a lot of naked women IRL. =\
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She also sells something called Blueberry Love Muffin Vegan Lip Balm, but the pic on the front is yet another shaved twat. Hypocrite!
http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php…
http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php…
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A girl who would wear one these fucks, so that is a pretty good reason to make a pass. She is also bizarrely uninhibited, which is another good reason to make a pass, but might pose trouble in the long term. So, do I want to go home with a girl like this? Yes. Is she long term relationship material? Probably not, but we can discuss that after a few weeks of wild monkey sex. In the meantime, keep taking that lithium.
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@ 26 - It's funny, because women nag!
@ 33 - Yikes dude, be cool. It's a body part. You came out of one.
@ 33 - Yikes dude, be cool. It's a body part. You came out of one.
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Can't say as I find them particularly appealing (and I don't really make passes in general, so can't answer Dan's question), but definitely gotta give major props to any women gutsy enough to wear them.
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@35
yes I came out of one. I also have one. I love to play with it. I love my boyfriend to play with it, suck on it, fuck it, etc. But I still think those pendants look revolting. Funny double standard maybe, but perhaps I'm just not used to looking at them from that angle.
yes I came out of one. I also have one. I love to play with it. I love my boyfriend to play with it, suck on it, fuck it, etc. But I still think those pendants look revolting. Funny double standard maybe, but perhaps I'm just not used to looking at them from that angle.
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Am I the ONLY ONE HERE who thinks these are BEAUTIFUL? Like most jewelry, there's an appropriate time and place to wear them.
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@8: how about in the context of Tom Robbins? If, say, she was the Yoni Yum Feminine Hygiene Dew girl...
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I think they're unbelievably pretty -- but you'd have to be insane to buy/wear one in public.
For the life of me, I'm having a very difficult time imagining any public occasion on which this could be worn, outside a lesbian cruise ship (a lesbian cruise which didn't include the couple's children, ideally.)
For the life of me, I'm having a very difficult time imagining any public occasion on which this could be worn, outside a lesbian cruise ship (a lesbian cruise which didn't include the couple's children, ideally.)
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It's not the vulva that's beautiful so much as the person it's attached to ...
I like pussy just as much as the next straight man ...
but at the end of the day, genitalia, male and female, is just WEIRD. I enjoy it's function more than anything. Call me old fashion, but it's a woman's figure and shape that does it for me ... and hopefully there won't be any shemale surprises ...
I like pussy just as much as the next straight man ...
but at the end of the day, genitalia, male and female, is just WEIRD. I enjoy it's function more than anything. Call me old fashion, but it's a woman's figure and shape that does it for me ... and hopefully there won't be any shemale surprises ...
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Hey, if you check out the rest of her shop some of her stuff is pretty cool! I really want the vagina dentata pillow now.
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I don't know about a necklace, but a painted depiction on a tshirt? I'd wear the fuck out of that bidness.
And, @8 FTW.
And, @8 FTW.
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Wow, that's hideous. But the comments have had me laughing more than any other SLOG post, so thanks for making my day!
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Wow....um, yeah. I honestly think they're beautiful pieces of art, and really well done, but...I just can't see myself walking around in public with my vagina around my neck. I mean, I'm not ashamed of being a woman or anything, but I think wearing my cooter in plain view is almost as bad as walking around naked in public places.
They are beautifully made, though.
They are beautifully made, though.
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Maybe it's for women who plan to have kids..you know, proof that it used to be high-and-tight.
The one on the bottom left actually kinda looks like a flower. From a distance, that's probably what people would think you were wearing. It'd be priceless if you could make it shoot water!
The one on the bottom left actually kinda looks like a flower. From a distance, that's probably what people would think you were wearing. It'd be priceless if you could make it shoot water!
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Of course, as part of dinner conversation during the date, one can point to your jewelry and say ..
there, THERE is the clitoris. Any questions?
And then follow up by showing the proper motions and placement to do that job. Preference for direct clit, or hood on clit stimulation, etc. etc.
there, THERE is the clitoris. Any questions?
And then follow up by showing the proper motions and placement to do that job. Preference for direct clit, or hood on clit stimulation, etc. etc.
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really interesting concept... but not something I'd wear around my neck. More like.. something that would make cool photographs or interesting art pieces in a gallery.. but this? blech!
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It's very O'Keefe, without the bleach skulls of cattle.
I particularly like that they're all shaved
I particularly like that they're all shaved
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My kingdom to see the comments from the parallel universe where this post was about personalized penis jewelry. How much would the comments have differed? I guess we'll never know.
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Oh Dee! I am so glad you registered -- I've been giggling at your comments. Love the Magritte avatar, BTW
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I think they are rather pretty, like flowers. I am somewhat shy so I would not wear one, but I would admire someone who wore one under the right party circumstances.
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Echoing the not so practical comments here, but..... If a woman had the guts to wear one, it would make me so curious that I would have to talk to her about it. Just no so sure that it would be socially acceptable at work?
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@attitude devant - thanks! I'm flattered to have been noticed (and in a positive way, too - wow!).
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Hey, nothing screams 'I NEED ATTENTION" like a tiny copy of one's own vagina dangling from her neck.
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Hey, nothing screams 'I NEED ATTENTION" like a tiny copy of one's own vagina dangling from one's neck.
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If I were walking down the street and ran into an old friend, and she had her vulva displayed around her neck, I think I would be fairly appalled, especially now that I know it would be HER vulva and not just some generic artist's rendition of a vulva (extreme rendition, anyone?). Talk about TMI!
That said, I wonder if the artist would be willing to re-sell replicas? If a person got tired of collecting stamps or coins, could they just email Ms Vulva Sculptor and have her recreate her past masterpieces? How serial-killer, to collect random strangers' vulvas, in miniature form. Like shrunken heads, only more vulgar. I feel like Buffalo Bill just for thinking of it.
That said, I wonder if the artist would be willing to re-sell replicas? If a person got tired of collecting stamps or coins, could they just email Ms Vulva Sculptor and have her recreate her past masterpieces? How serial-killer, to collect random strangers' vulvas, in miniature form. Like shrunken heads, only more vulgar. I feel like Buffalo Bill just for thinking of it.
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Those are unequivocally awesome! And yes, I think having a accurate representation lingam necklace would be fantastic too. I wonder if the artist would be willing to branch out? We men need new ways to celebrate our sexual power too, y'know. Happy Heteroween and all that Dan said.
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@47"but a painted depiction on a tshirt? I'd wear the fuck out of that bidness."
There's a sci-fi story --by John Shirley, I think-- where people wear "X-shirts" when they want to hook up for sex.. and X-shirt, is of course, a t-shirt with a depiction of their own genitals on them. Cuts through the signal-to-noise problem of post-post-modern sexual negotiations.
There's a sci-fi story --by John Shirley, I think-- where people wear "X-shirts" when they want to hook up for sex.. and X-shirt, is of course, a t-shirt with a depiction of their own genitals on them. Cuts through the signal-to-noise problem of post-post-modern sexual negotiations.
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Oh I LOVE me some Regretsy! Seriously I need the fetus cat nip toy. Do you hear me?! NEEEEEEED the Fetus Cat Nip TOY!!111!!
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