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Religion Carrie Prejean, Child Pornographer
Posted by Dan Savage on Tue, Nov 10, 2009 at 11:02 AM
Carrie Prejean's sex tape isn't really a sex tape, says the dethroned Miss California, since she's the only person in it. So it's just a sexy tape, not a sex tape.
Apparently the sexy tape, which Prejean made for a boyfriend, shows the then-17-year-old Prejean naked and masturbating. Other 17-year-old girls who've made similar tapes for their teenage boyfriends have been arrested and charged with child pornography. Which is absurd, of course, and I'm not suggesting that Prejean should be arrested. But it's interesting that the same God who, according to Prejean, chose her to be his anti-gay messenger on earth didn't intervene when his soon-to-be-chosen messenger was fingering out how to set up the camera. But I agree with her here...
“Did I think it would come back now and haunt me? No. But I think that a lot of young people can learn from this. Nothing is private anymore. Nothing is private.”
She's right: nothing is private anymore. Unfortunately for Prejean her private sex tape didn't surface before she wrote her new book—Still Standing—which includes this advice for young women:
In the book, Prejean talks about her Christian beliefs and condemns the ubiquity of pornography. Young women should resist the pressures of popular culture, of sex, she said, writing, “Our bodies are temples of the Lord. We should earn respect and admiration for our hearts, not for showing skin to look sexy.”
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Carrie is giving Sarah Palin a run for her money in terms of who's more entertaining with their idiocy. Palin still wins, obviously. Maybe if Carrie got herself knocked up or something...
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You, Joe, Pam and Aravosis should make a swift move to tie her strongly to NOM. Videos of her speaking at their events, pictures of fliers they produced, photos of her with Maggie Gallagher...
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Has it been determined how this tape came (cough) to be in the hands of pageant attorneys? Did the old boyfriend still have it?
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nothing is private IF YOU RECORD IT AND GIVE IT TO SOMEONE ELSE. solution: DON'T RECORD IT. dumbass.
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Prejean seems to have, uh, worshipped at her temple of the Lord quite often, and quite publicly. "Resist", she says, but how many girls of 18 today have (a) gotten boob jobs (b) posed nude in photo shoots and (c) diddled themselves on video, all of it in the hands of the public? At this point, we really have to assume that there's tape of her sucking dick like a champion out there; everything else is.
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Don't worry Fnarf, it's really tasteful, and was done in a loving way before god, and no, you can't see my face. Thanks, jesus
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I think we should collectively start a bidding war to get our hands on that tape. Put me down for $100. I don't want to see her cooch, but I want to let everyone see her shaved gaping hypocrisy.
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Dan you give her too much credit--she did not write that book. This is a Carrie Prejean branded book. Also I wonder if the title is a reference to the Elton John song--perhaps another dig at the gay community or a joke by the marketing dept. of the publisher?
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Isn't it convenient that she always seems to have been 17 at the time when all of her sex tapes, photos, etc. were taken?
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I'm sure the argument will be "but it's only masturbation, it's not SECKS."
Anyone else remember when Clinton's Surgeon General was FIRED for even suggesting that masturbation was normal and a perfectly fine alternative to sex and a way to prevent STDs?
Does this mean that the conservatives are gonna waver on this one, the same way they did an "about face" concerning Palin's knocked-up teen?
Fucking hypocrites.
Anyone else remember when Clinton's Surgeon General was FIRED for even suggesting that masturbation was normal and a perfectly fine alternative to sex and a way to prevent STDs?
Does this mean that the conservatives are gonna waver on this one, the same way they did an "about face" concerning Palin's knocked-up teen?
Fucking hypocrites.
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@16- Dr. Elder's didn't even go that far in the statement that got her fired. After getting fired, she went spoke her mind more. Her autobiography is great, and I suspect she did a lot of the writing herself.
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Ok, so after watching the Fox video with her and Shitstain, we deduce that the old boyfriend came forward to pageant lawyers with the sex tape, presumably, for financial gain.
I hope he was richly rewarded.
I hope he was richly rewarded.
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"I've learned a lot about people, and just what they'll do to make some extra money."
Um... stupid bitch.
Um... stupid bitch.
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She was on The View this morning -- predictably Elizabeth was in full support, but the others, while saying she has the right to speak her mind, clearly thought she was an idiot, and Barbara Walters even more or less said that the entire controversy was obviously the best thing that had ever happened to Prejean. But why does no one ever mention that she didn't even get the facts right in her now famous answer? Americans DON'T have the choice.
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"“Our bodies are temples...."
Oh, please in the name of Geddy Lee, let the video involve a crucifix of some kind! Oh please, Ged, please.
Oh, please in the name of Geddy Lee, let the video involve a crucifix of some kind! Oh please, Ged, please.
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A 17 year old from a broken troubled home makes an ill advised video and is now being exploited for it.
Thank you Dan for doing your part.
Thank you Dan for doing your part.
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As I recall it was TMZ that made the video available to the pageant people.
I find it very classy that TMZ is sitting on that tape and not letting it out.
Hypocrisy is a mandatory requisite to be an fanatic 'christian' like Prejean, just like fake boobs are mandatory for a beauty pageant.
For example, Jesus said feed the poor, so obviously evangelical 'christians' are against all forms of public assistance that feeds the poor.
Prejean MUST have made a sex tape since her arrogant holier-than-though attitude demanded she condemn sex.
I find it very classy that TMZ is sitting on that tape and not letting it out.
Hypocrisy is a mandatory requisite to be an fanatic 'christian' like Prejean, just like fake boobs are mandatory for a beauty pageant.
For example, Jesus said feed the poor, so obviously evangelical 'christians' are against all forms of public assistance that feeds the poor.
Prejean MUST have made a sex tape since her arrogant holier-than-though attitude demanded she condemn sex.
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"oh boo hoo we're all flawed human beings, Christians don't claim to be perfect, I don't claim to be perfect"
"but YOU are so imperfect that you don't deserve the same rights as the rest of us"
"but YOU are so imperfect that you don't deserve the same rights as the rest of us"
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Go vote for more guys who will jail the gays, jail the druggies, jail the poker players. Go vote for more guys who will kill innocent Muslims and start more wars.
It's all that dumbasses like Carrie Prejean know how to do.
It's all that dumbasses like Carrie Prejean know how to do.
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“Our bodies are temples of the Lord. We should earn respect and admiration for our hearts, not for showing skin to look sexy.”
heheheheHAHAHAHABWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
heheheheHAHAHAHABWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Say it!
Eve was weak, Eve was weak.
And the Lord visited Eve with the curse, and the curse was the curse of blood!
You should have told me, Mama! You should have told me!
[kneels down and grabs Carrie's hand] Oh, Lord! Help this sinning woman see the sin of her days and ways. Show her that if she had remained sinless, this curse of blood would never have come on her!
GAWD, I love IMDB.
Eve was weak, Eve was weak.
And the Lord visited Eve with the curse, and the curse was the curse of blood!
You should have told me, Mama! You should have told me!
[kneels down and grabs Carrie's hand] Oh, Lord! Help this sinning woman see the sin of her days and ways. Show her that if she had remained sinless, this curse of blood would never have come on her!
GAWD, I love IMDB.
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Carrie is very nice and has an important message to get out there.
Thanks for helping to spread it, Dan.
Thanks for helping to spread it, Dan.
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Lot's of people make mistakes and learn lessons and try to help others learn from their mistakes.
Carrie is to be commended for having the courage to face the Liberal assault and get her message out.
Carrie is to be commended for having the courage to face the Liberal assault and get her message out.
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BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!! FINGERING MYSELF WAS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!
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@ 1:44 "Never did I think it would come and just slap me right in the face".
Please tell me I am not the only immature person who found this line hilarious? :)
Please tell me I am not the only immature person who found this line hilarious? :)
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"Nothing is private anymore" is actually the smartest thing Carrie Prejean has ever said. In the digital age, no one can be filmed naked unless they're ready for every single person on earth to have potential access to the footage.
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I'd feel a bit sorry for her if she wasn't such an excruciating bigot. So not hot. There's nothing at all wrong with the tape she made, and she deserved for it to remain private, despite the nonsense she carries on with, but there is something perversely satisfying about seeing her shred her credibility with the religious right, however undeserving.
Not that I would have minded if the Miss-whatever pageant had been bankrupted by her lawsuit. In fact I probably would have enjoyed that a whole lot more than seeing some cretinous bigot exposed and embarrassed amongst her own herd.
Not that I would have minded if the Miss-whatever pageant had been bankrupted by her lawsuit. In fact I probably would have enjoyed that a whole lot more than seeing some cretinous bigot exposed and embarrassed amongst her own herd.
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This woman has no idea who she is yet. She should stay in her house before she says (or does) anything else to embarrass herself.
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Sorry girls-
Carrie won't lose any credibility.
She was 17.
And has been and is being viciously attacked by the most despicable worms in our society.
And didn't ask for any of it- just minding her own business in the pageant until one of those despicable worms thrust her into the middle of homosexual marriage debate.
She has been brave and inspiring.
And is a very sympathetic figure.
Plus really cute.
In a hetero way that slog won't get.
The more the Left attacks; the snarkier and pettier and more vicious; the more sympathy the Right will feel for Carrie.
Carrie won't lose any credibility.
She was 17.
And has been and is being viciously attacked by the most despicable worms in our society.
And didn't ask for any of it- just minding her own business in the pageant until one of those despicable worms thrust her into the middle of homosexual marriage debate.
She has been brave and inspiring.
And is a very sympathetic figure.
Plus really cute.
In a hetero way that slog won't get.
The more the Left attacks; the snarkier and pettier and more vicious; the more sympathy the Right will feel for Carrie.
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*sigh* I hope she really learned a lesson from it, because we all live in glass houses and one shouldn't throw stones.
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@ 49
Plus really cute.
In a hetero way that slog won't get.
By which you mean, FAKE. Fake blonde hair, fake teeth, fake tits, fake tan.....
Yep, I guess she sure is fake cute.
Plus really cute.
In a hetero way that slog won't get.
By which you mean, FAKE. Fake blonde hair, fake teeth, fake tits, fake tan.....
Yep, I guess she sure is fake cute.
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"Plus really cute.
In a hetero way that slog won't get. "
Yeh I love how she can bulge out her eyeballs for emphasis.
But Sean Hannity looks so gay gay gay. He reminds me of the shampoo guy at the grooming salon.
In a hetero way that slog won't get. "
Yeh I love how she can bulge out her eyeballs for emphasis.
But Sean Hannity looks so gay gay gay. He reminds me of the shampoo guy at the grooming salon.
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From all the posts I've read, there appears to be four distinct groups that are attacking Carrie.
There are the gays - this appears to be the minority.
These are the other three that have climbed on the band wagon:
There are the left-wing wacko radicals - They usually mention Palin or FOX and attack anything else that is conservative.
The hateful atheists - they attack religion in general.
The juveniles - They get-off seeing their foul comments on the internet. It's they only sexual excitement they get.
All groups are well represented here.
There are the gays - this appears to be the minority.
These are the other three that have climbed on the band wagon:
There are the left-wing wacko radicals - They usually mention Palin or FOX and attack anything else that is conservative.
The hateful atheists - they attack religion in general.
The juveniles - They get-off seeing their foul comments on the internet. It's they only sexual excitement they get.
All groups are well represented here.
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@ go ahead and make our day #49
plz go to the vets and get yourself fixed. Id sleep a whole lot better knowing you cant breed.
as for miss hypocrite bitch prefean ... get your religious cult out of my vagina/bedroom/life dont need it dont want it dont care what your hateful point of view is. Her mother should have swallowed. Stupid bitch
plz go to the vets and get yourself fixed. Id sleep a whole lot better knowing you cant breed.
as for miss hypocrite bitch prefean ... get your religious cult out of my vagina/bedroom/life dont need it dont want it dont care what your hateful point of view is. Her mother should have swallowed. Stupid bitch
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Federal Child Pornography Law
Federal laws prohibit the distribution of child pornography in interstate commerce and on federal property. The federal child pornography statute, 18 U.S.C. 2256, defines "child pornography" as "any visual depiction" of a minor under 18 years old engaging in "sexually explicit conduct." Sexually explicit conduct, is defined in child pornography as actual or simulated:
"(A) sexual intercourse, including genital-genital, oral-genital, anal-genital, or oral-anal, whether between persons of the same or opposite sex;
(B) bestiality;
(C) masturbation; <-------
(D) sadistic or masochistic abuse; or
(E) lascivious exhibition of the genitals or pubic area of any person"
Federal laws prohibit the distribution of child pornography in interstate commerce and on federal property. The federal child pornography statute, 18 U.S.C. 2256, defines "child pornography" as "any visual depiction" of a minor under 18 years old engaging in "sexually explicit conduct." Sexually explicit conduct, is defined in child pornography as actual or simulated:
"(A) sexual intercourse, including genital-genital, oral-genital, anal-genital, or oral-anal, whether between persons of the same or opposite sex;
(B) bestiality;
(C) masturbation; <-------
(D) sadistic or masochistic abuse; or
(E) lascivious exhibition of the genitals or pubic area of any person"
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The amount of venom and viciousness direct against this woman by those who seek tolerance is one the best cases that can be made for the protection of marriage.
Here we have people who actively seek to tell teens that having anal sex is something 'good', that getting tied up in a dungeon and engaging in sadomasochism is something normal, that see nothing wrong with discussing homosexuality with kindergarteners (others kindergarteners *KING AND KING*), that come immediately to the defense of a certified pedophile like Polanski. But here we have them passing judgement on a self-recognized error by Ms. Prejean, because she unlike those attacking her has recognized that what she has done is wrong.
While those who harass and persecute her keep engaging in wrong acts themselves and seek to indoctrinate with propaganda others to follow them and to legalize it in all realms of society. At the expense of our future as a nation. The people are witnessing this and will remember it.
Here we have people who actively seek to tell teens that having anal sex is something 'good', that getting tied up in a dungeon and engaging in sadomasochism is something normal, that see nothing wrong with discussing homosexuality with kindergarteners (others kindergarteners *KING AND KING*), that come immediately to the defense of a certified pedophile like Polanski. But here we have them passing judgement on a self-recognized error by Ms. Prejean, because she unlike those attacking her has recognized that what she has done is wrong.
While those who harass and persecute her keep engaging in wrong acts themselves and seek to indoctrinate with propaganda others to follow them and to legalize it in all realms of society. At the expense of our future as a nation. The people are witnessing this and will remember it.
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"And didn't ask for any of it- just minding her own business in the pageant until one of those despicable worms thrust her into the middle of homosexual marriage debate."
That's just so precious... Truth is, she thrust herself onto that stage with all her applicances and used the stage as a pulpit. She wasn't forced and asked for all of it. It's delicious that she's being hoisted onto her own petard, or dildo as the case may be...
OldGuy, if you need to categorize me I'm heterosexual, completely comfortable with whatever, have religion and run a high tech business. And yes, I hate EVERYTHING Fox News stands for, including Hannity. Bloody lying scum just like Joe Lieberman!!!
That's just so precious... Truth is, she thrust herself onto that stage with all her applicances and used the stage as a pulpit. She wasn't forced and asked for all of it. It's delicious that she's being hoisted onto her own petard, or dildo as the case may be...
OldGuy, if you need to categorize me I'm heterosexual, completely comfortable with whatever, have religion and run a high tech business. And yes, I hate EVERYTHING Fox News stands for, including Hannity. Bloody lying scum just like Joe Lieberman!!!
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No worries, Loveschild @ 57.
We can forgive her. Just like we can forgive you for lying. And, she gets points for honesty. Can we get some honesty from you?
"Nov 4 Loveschild commented on The Catholic Church vs. Gay Equality.
@1 By the way people like Savage are crying foul you'd believe that they were the underdogs. The same story in WA, the funneling of dollars from Hollywood and SF poured in the gay side. But make no mistake the grassroots mobilization with close to little funds was made by the pro-family side.
In the end what counts, is the family, neighbor and good people who make a conscience decision to uphold the family such as the good people in Maine did.
They have taught us all a great lesson of perseverance and courage. And I'm just happy to have played a small minuscule role in the defense of values that Mainers of all religious affiliations (not only catholics) hold dear."
(http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archive…)
http://www.pdc.wa.gov/QuerySystem/statew…
Where are those donors from SF and Hollywood that funneled all that money into the gay side? Are they in your imagination?
We can forgive her. Just like we can forgive you for lying. And, she gets points for honesty. Can we get some honesty from you?
"Nov 4 Loveschild commented on The Catholic Church vs. Gay Equality.
@1 By the way people like Savage are crying foul you'd believe that they were the underdogs. The same story in WA, the funneling of dollars from Hollywood and SF poured in the gay side. But make no mistake the grassroots mobilization with close to little funds was made by the pro-family side.
In the end what counts, is the family, neighbor and good people who make a conscience decision to uphold the family such as the good people in Maine did.
They have taught us all a great lesson of perseverance and courage. And I'm just happy to have played a small minuscule role in the defense of values that Mainers of all religious affiliations (not only catholics) hold dear."
(http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archive…)
http://www.pdc.wa.gov/QuerySystem/statew…
Where are those donors from SF and Hollywood that funneled all that money into the gay side? Are they in your imagination?
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@57, Dear Loveschild,
I all for free speech, and I don't want to be a bully, but honestly, just shut the fuck up. You're an ignorant and annoying bigot, and your ignorant and annoying bigotry isn't welcome here or anywhere else in the civilised world. Why on earth do you linger here? You're like a malodorous stench hanging around this blog offending people with your said ignorant and annoying bigotry. Please just fuck off.
Sincerely,
Aussie Steve
I all for free speech, and I don't want to be a bully, but honestly, just shut the fuck up. You're an ignorant and annoying bigot, and your ignorant and annoying bigotry isn't welcome here or anywhere else in the civilised world. Why on earth do you linger here? You're like a malodorous stench hanging around this blog offending people with your said ignorant and annoying bigotry. Please just fuck off.
Sincerely,
Aussie Steve
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@ 61
I think I just fell a little in love with you. If you weren't across the ocean I'd buy you a drink. Seriously, any drink you want ...
I think I just fell a little in love with you. If you weren't across the ocean I'd buy you a drink. Seriously, any drink you want ...
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Dear Carrie was just one of 51 contestants no one had or ever would have heard of until Putrid Hilton thrust the homosexual marriage issue upon her.
Dear Carrie was just one of 51 contestants no one had or ever would have heard of until Putrid Hilton thrust the homosexual marriage issue upon her.
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Give'em Hell, LovesChild!
Actually, LC is like Harry Truman-
supporters often cried
"Give'em Hell, Harry!"
to which Truman replied
"I never give them hell.
I just tell the truth
and they think it's hell."
MeThinks our friend from downlow @61 doth protest too much- the truth cuts and rips like a scourge.
Give'em Hell, LovesChild!
Actually, LC is like Harry Truman-
supporters often cried
"Give'em Hell, Harry!"
to which Truman replied
"I never give them hell.
I just tell the truth
and they think it's hell."
MeThinks our friend from downlow @61 doth protest too much- the truth cuts and rips like a scourge.
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@ Loveschild,
The issue is hypocrisy. The issue is that she is telling people to behave in a morally correct fashion when she knew that this video was out there. It's not going to be the truly spiritual who are going to be uplifted by anything this woman does, because everything she does is spiritually tainted.
The issue is hypocrisy. The issue is that she is telling people to behave in a morally correct fashion when she knew that this video was out there. It's not going to be the truly spiritual who are going to be uplifted by anything this woman does, because everything she does is spiritually tainted.
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I can't imagine the stress and fear she must have lived with, trying to preach her "do-good" message while knowing all the evidence that existed to show her hypocrisy.
It's so much easier to live an honest life.
It's so much easier to live an honest life.
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I have nothing but love for honest, sincere, non-judgmental Christians. My mother is a shining example. I have nothing but hatred and gall for hypocritical, bigoted, Christians (or people of any faith) who think they're better than the rest of us on this Earth. Guess which group speaks up more.
I would think the majority of Christians would hate these kinds of people as much as the rest of us. They're giving them such a bad name.
I would think the majority of Christians would hate these kinds of people as much as the rest of us. They're giving them such a bad name.
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268 "I would think the majority of Christians would hate"
Shows how much of christian mother or any knowledge of Christianity you have...none.
Because if you did you would know that people who have accepted Jesus Christ as their Savior and seek to follow in His footsteps do no "hate" any people.
Just because people are brave enough to voice their beliefs of wanting to preserve a social institution that when you come to think of it is the basis for our society, does not mean that they're out to hurt you and if you had a grain of christian knowledge you would understand that and more. In God's Love.
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Isn't there a "Christian" preacher who says "God hates fags"? If his "God" can hate, then I'd guess he could hate, too. Taking the title of Christian doesn't exempt you from possessing the darker side of human nature.
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@ 69,
"Because if you did you would know that people who have accepted Jesus Christ as their Savior and seek to follow in His footsteps do no "hate" any people."
Nor, do they bear false witness on others.
And, yet here you are!
"Because if you did you would know that people who have accepted Jesus Christ as their Savior and seek to follow in His footsteps do no "hate" any people."
Nor, do they bear false witness on others.
And, yet here you are!
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Loveschild. You are an asshole and use hyperbolic language to make your point, disingenuously.
No one promotes anal sex. If you're gay, it's one of the place on the body that a penis can go that's warm. I'll bet there are plenty of married, monogamous Christian couples who enjoy anal sex. I'm not among them but hey, it's not for me to say what someone else does with theirs.
Why are so many of Jesus' followers (like you) so bloody intolerant?
Who would Jesus bomb, by the way? And why are so many Christians in favor of war, the death penalty while being against abortion.
I guess my point is, why don't you clean your own messy house before you make suggestions on how others clean theirs?
You're bloody rude.
No one promotes anal sex. If you're gay, it's one of the place on the body that a penis can go that's warm. I'll bet there are plenty of married, monogamous Christian couples who enjoy anal sex. I'm not among them but hey, it's not for me to say what someone else does with theirs.
Why are so many of Jesus' followers (like you) so bloody intolerant?
Who would Jesus bomb, by the way? And why are so many Christians in favor of war, the death penalty while being against abortion.
I guess my point is, why don't you clean your own messy house before you make suggestions on how others clean theirs?
You're bloody rude.
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@70 JunieGirl, you can write this in stone and you can hound me all you want if I don't do it. The next time the Westboro crazies are featured here i will condemn them just as much as any other sane person because i believe that what they do goes against all Christian tenents and they give a bad name to Christianity. Let me assure you that no true preacher that preaches the gospel of Christ would say the stuff that they say because God does not hate, God is love.
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Loveschild plz stfu. seriously. Youre not about so called christian values. You cant even follow all rules of the bible:
Here is just a few, feel free to add your own fav bible "wisdom" its always good for a giggle
Any person who curseth his mother or father, must be killed. (Leviticus 20:9) Have you ever done that?
People who have flat noses, or is blind or lame, cannot go to an altar of God (Leviticus 21:17-18)
flat noses ? wtf ? lmao and how forgiving to exclude blind and lame ppl soooo loving of your god
If you find out a city worships a different god, destroy the city and kill all of it's inhabitants... even the animals. (Deuteronomy 13:12-15)
what happened to thou shalt not kill ? seems your god is confused and cant keep his story straight
Don't wear clothes made of more than one fabric (Leviticus 19:19)
honestly why does god care if you do ? btw you might wanna check the label on your clothes, youre a baaaaaaaaad christian for breaking this rule and might suffer eternal damnation for your poor clothing choices lolol
so you might claim thats from the old testament... what happened did your god make a mistake and had to rewrite it ? He wasnt stoned was he ?
1 Corinthians:
14:34
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
14:35
And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
hmmm spoken in church lately ? its a no no sorry
Malachi:2:3
Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it.
poo fetish maybe ? gross. I bet they couldnt wait for rubber gloves to be invented with bible laws like that (0.0)
you see mr and mrs nutjob christians, if you wanna follow such insanity then by all means do. Just dont ask me to. And dont tell me about it either cos i honestly dont care about your cult. Oh and dont try spreading poo on me or in my food, i dont care if your god wills it its REVOLTING.
ms douchbag beauty queen is getting the karmic kick in the ass she richly deserves. Now shut up and go do something useful like check your childrens clothing labels for mixed cloth. Before some nut job at bible study stones them to death, for such horrific crimes against your god of love and forgiveness
PS dont forget to tell all the women in your church to shut up if they dare speak. When they complain tell them god wills it. Theyll love that ;-)
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Here is just a few, feel free to add your own fav bible "wisdom" its always good for a giggle
Any person who curseth his mother or father, must be killed. (Leviticus 20:9) Have you ever done that?
People who have flat noses, or is blind or lame, cannot go to an altar of God (Leviticus 21:17-18)
flat noses ? wtf ? lmao and how forgiving to exclude blind and lame ppl soooo loving of your god
If you find out a city worships a different god, destroy the city and kill all of it's inhabitants... even the animals. (Deuteronomy 13:12-15)
what happened to thou shalt not kill ? seems your god is confused and cant keep his story straight
Don't wear clothes made of more than one fabric (Leviticus 19:19)
honestly why does god care if you do ? btw you might wanna check the label on your clothes, youre a baaaaaaaaad christian for breaking this rule and might suffer eternal damnation for your poor clothing choices lolol
so you might claim thats from the old testament... what happened did your god make a mistake and had to rewrite it ? He wasnt stoned was he ?
1 Corinthians:
14:34
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
14:35
And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
hmmm spoken in church lately ? its a no no sorry
Malachi:2:3
Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it.
poo fetish maybe ? gross. I bet they couldnt wait for rubber gloves to be invented with bible laws like that (0.0)
you see mr and mrs nutjob christians, if you wanna follow such insanity then by all means do. Just dont ask me to. And dont tell me about it either cos i honestly dont care about your cult. Oh and dont try spreading poo on me or in my food, i dont care if your god wills it its REVOLTING.
ms douchbag beauty queen is getting the karmic kick in the ass she richly deserves. Now shut up and go do something useful like check your childrens clothing labels for mixed cloth. Before some nut job at bible study stones them to death, for such horrific crimes against your god of love and forgiveness
PS dont forget to tell all the women in your church to shut up if they dare speak. When they complain tell them god wills it. Theyll love that ;-)
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Well, I was raised Christian and was Christian for 20 years of my life and went to Sunday School every Sunday, and almost all of my family are Christian, so I think I know from Christians, thanks. But I'm not going to get into a pointless flame war with some person on the internet, who hangs out on a blog whose author espouses a worldview that apparently contradicts everything they hold dear. I mean, if I hung out with a group of people every day and all we did was fight and argue and disagree all day long, I'd find some new friends. But I guess I just like the quiet life.
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Hmmm I think it very interesting that all her "Sins" just happened to be when she was 17....Wonder Why??? Because by claiming that she was only 17 at the time then anyone who releases them would then be a child pornographer. But be sure that her claimed age on this tape will be found out to be a big lie just like her claimed age on those other photos were found to be...
Nothing says "Traditional Christian Moral Values" better than being a Lying Hypocrite who has altered her own God given body and flauting it for the world to see...
God Doesn't make mistakes unless you count those Darn Gay and of course Prejeans Breast size.
Nothing says "Traditional Christian Moral Values" better than being a Lying Hypocrite who has altered her own God given body and flauting it for the world to see...
God Doesn't make mistakes unless you count those Darn Gay and of course Prejeans Breast size.
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The people who hated her before will hate her even more, and the people who defended her before will continue to protect her...
As it stands, though, the people who look down on her are still correct.
As it stands, though, the people who look down on her are still correct.
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In the interview, she says "This is the first book I've ever written". I think what she meant to say was: "This is the first book I've ever read."
What a putz. And the thought the conservatives in this country are being attacked. Especially that hooker in a mini skirt Ann Coulter. It's the conservatives who are always leading these attacks. Those of us on the left would be more than happy to "live and let live." I don't have the time nor the inclination to care about what's going on in someone else's bedroom as long as they "don't do it in the street and scare the horses." But these conservatives sure do seem to be obsessed by others.
What a putz. And the thought the conservatives in this country are being attacked. Especially that hooker in a mini skirt Ann Coulter. It's the conservatives who are always leading these attacks. Those of us on the left would be more than happy to "live and let live." I don't have the time nor the inclination to care about what's going on in someone else's bedroom as long as they "don't do it in the street and scare the horses." But these conservatives sure do seem to be obsessed by others.
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She is hot as hell!! I wonder why right wing women are always so hot and left wing women are always so fat, ugly, stupid, etc?
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Maybe she could become a national spokeswoman against prostate cancer? She could enlighten males that the more times you masturbate the less likely you are to contract prostate cancer later in life. It's perfect! THAT'S her niche!
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Oh please! Like Liberal political women are never attacked! When they attack Hillary Clinton, it's OK. But if they attack Palin or Prejean, oh, you're just being mean! Boo fucking hoo. Get over yourselves, Shiteater Hannity and Crap-slinging Prejean.
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74 - Far be it for me to defend ANYTHING that Loveschild should say or do, but as a Christian gal myself, I know it is impossible to follow every statement in the Bible because between the Old Testament and the New Testament, there are just too many conflicting statements in there. A gal doesn't know which one to choose!
I personally choose to believe in the Golden Rule - Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. I would not allow my husband to sell my daughter's hand in marriage for a dowry, and I do not approve of anyone else doing it, either. Some of the statements in the Bible are just ludicrous nowadays. But I am not going to be-grudge people for believing what they wish. However, I will not tolerate someone telling me I'm not a real Christian because I don't follow every little thing in the Bible. Like I said, it's impossible to follow everything! So long as I believe that Jesus is my savior and live my life in a way that does not knowingly harm others (along with a few choice other things), I am a Christian.
I personally choose to believe in the Golden Rule - Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. I would not allow my husband to sell my daughter's hand in marriage for a dowry, and I do not approve of anyone else doing it, either. Some of the statements in the Bible are just ludicrous nowadays. But I am not going to be-grudge people for believing what they wish. However, I will not tolerate someone telling me I'm not a real Christian because I don't follow every little thing in the Bible. Like I said, it's impossible to follow everything! So long as I believe that Jesus is my savior and live my life in a way that does not knowingly harm others (along with a few choice other things), I am a Christian.
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@ Nikki
by all means use common sense in your religion (or anything else for that matter) its not a bad thing. When stupid bitches like miss porno-vision christian use their platform to spread hatred, then the depth of their hypocrisy is revealed, i dont have much sympathy for them. Other right wing religious nuts try defending the indefensible and make themselves look even more retarded. Too many so called christians only follow what they want to follow and forget the rest. Ill ridicule them to death for that. Youre happy being a christian, fine by all means follow what you feel is right for YOU. The ones i object to are the ones who get all self righteous and holier than thou as they spread their hateful agenda. Too many christians get on their high horse and claim that the bible is the definitive word of god. If it is then FOLLOW it word for word... oh wait you cant ? why not ? ALL of it is supposedly the word of god and it doesnt make enough sense for you to be able to follow ALL of it ? never stopped to ask why or think about WHY you believe what you do ? Never stopped to ask yourself if it made sense to you ? Then dont whine when i ridicule you (you being the generic sense here not you personally). I have no sympathy for blind obedience of ANY kind. THINK for yourself. Just cos its right for you doesnt make it right for others. Have some respect something most christians seem incapable of doing.
by all means use common sense in your religion (or anything else for that matter) its not a bad thing. When stupid bitches like miss porno-vision christian use their platform to spread hatred, then the depth of their hypocrisy is revealed, i dont have much sympathy for them. Other right wing religious nuts try defending the indefensible and make themselves look even more retarded. Too many so called christians only follow what they want to follow and forget the rest. Ill ridicule them to death for that. Youre happy being a christian, fine by all means follow what you feel is right for YOU. The ones i object to are the ones who get all self righteous and holier than thou as they spread their hateful agenda. Too many christians get on their high horse and claim that the bible is the definitive word of god. If it is then FOLLOW it word for word... oh wait you cant ? why not ? ALL of it is supposedly the word of god and it doesnt make enough sense for you to be able to follow ALL of it ? never stopped to ask why or think about WHY you believe what you do ? Never stopped to ask yourself if it made sense to you ? Then dont whine when i ridicule you (you being the generic sense here not you personally). I have no sympathy for blind obedience of ANY kind. THINK for yourself. Just cos its right for you doesnt make it right for others. Have some respect something most christians seem incapable of doing.
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I absolutely agree. I have encountered several Christians who hunt and peck and only follow the parts of the Bible that suit them. I firmly believe that the Bible was written by man, not God-by-way-of-man. Most of the actions done in the name of God or "inspired by the Bible" (see: Gay-haters) are done by people who are just looking for an excuse to justify hurting other people, and God seems to be a convenient scapegoat. It's called free will people! If God wanted us to do a certain thing (like blindly worship ONLY Him), there would be no free will. The Bible is a great source of stories and myths, but a person has to take it with a grain of salt. Blindly following it as a literal translation (also another problem since it wasn't written in English to begin with so some things are bound to be incorrectly translated) is when you get nutty people like the mentally ill mother from "Carrie". (Not that I'm saying the Bible made her nutty, she arrived that way.)
I generally keep my religious views private, but the topic provoked that kind of response from me so I can showcase the fact that not all of us are evil, hypocritical, hating haters. Some of us are level-headed, happy-to-live-and-let-live people. :)
I generally keep my religious views private, but the topic provoked that kind of response from me so I can showcase the fact that not all of us are evil, hypocritical, hating haters. Some of us are level-headed, happy-to-live-and-let-live people. :)
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The headline is absurd because a 17 year old is not a child. A 17 year old is a minor, but not a prepubescent child by any stretch of the imagination.
"Other 17-year-old girls who've made similar tapes for their teenage boyfriends have been arrested and charged with child pornography."
Which shows just how insane our culture is.
"Other 17-year-old girls who've made similar tapes for their teenage boyfriends have been arrested and charged with child pornography."
Which shows just how insane our culture is.
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Loveschild's passionate, yet nervous defense of Miss Prejean makes me wonder what Loveschild has been up to. Hypocrites always seem to flock together.
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Well Guess who has been found out to being lying again...
You Guessed it folks....Miss Christian Morals Herself Miss Prejean...
So much for that whole do not bare false witness bit...
She was 19-20 when she sent the several videos to her online hookup who she shacked up with for 4 days in a motel...
You Guessed it folks....Miss Christian Morals Herself Miss Prejean...
So much for that whole do not bare false witness bit...
She was 19-20 when she sent the several videos to her online hookup who she shacked up with for 4 days in a motel...
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