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Friday, November 6, 2009

God Is Smiling on Referendum 71

Posted by Dominic Holden on Fri, Nov 6, 2009 at 11:32 AM

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As I mentioned earlier, Larry Stickney—Christian extremist, family man, alleged wife beater—is literally praying that Referendum 71 will be rejected. But data released a few minutes ago by the Washington Poll, a project run by the University of Washington, indicates that prayin' ain't going to help. Matt Barreto, an associate professor of political science at the UW, notes that support to approve R-71 currently leads by 54,666 votes with around 400,000 votes uncounted. A day-by-day breakdown since Tuesday shows a very consistent pattern (.pdf). Most counties report a zero-percent change in the results from Tuesday, and, statewide, the change is only one percent—that is, one percent more in favor of upholding the domestic-partnership law.


But Valerie Hartwell, co-Pastor of the Rivers of Glory Christian Church, said in an email to the Olympian, "Seeing the manifold Hand of God on our behalf time and time again, we cannot help but remain strong in faith that our Lord will see us through again." However, Baconcat sent the photo to the right and says, "He supports R-71." Indeed, He sure does.

Washington Poll also released details an R-71 poll conducted in late October. The presentation looks at how religious views, exposure to gay friends, and biases affected voter opinions about R-71.

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Will in Seattle 1
The thunder, lightning and hail was God telling the No on 71 folks that she wanted them to move on and stop trying to thwart her will.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on November 6, 2009 at 11:45 AM
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That was possibly Will's best post ever.

Posted by Mr. X on November 6, 2009 at 11:50 AM
rob! 3
Almost right, "Pastor" Hartwell of Rivers of Glory "Christian" "Church." What you meant to say is that God will see through you.
Posted by rob! on November 6, 2009 at 11:52 AM
julia in dc 4
In order for their prayers to work, God would have to actually go back in time and change the way people voted. It is amazing how irrational these people are.
Posted by julia in dc on November 6, 2009 at 12:06 PM
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I love the new charts posted on the UW poll for R71, especially religion! If you attend church every single Sunday, only 20% voted Yes on R71, however if you never attend church at all (hooray) then you voted 75% Yes on R71 -- awesome!

http://www.washingtonpoll.org/results/re…
Posted by Jonathan W on November 6, 2009 at 12:06 PM
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The ballots have been cast already. There's nothing to pray for unless they want their god to change cast ballots or meddle with the counting process, but that would be extremely unamerican and undemocratic, so they certainly aren't praying for that are they?
Posted by kinaidos on November 6, 2009 at 12:08 PM
Urgutha Forka 7
Christians who proclaim loudly about how much they pray are just trying to convince everyone how much holier they are.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on November 6, 2009 at 12:25 PM
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Got Gay? Ok, here's another interesting nugget in the UW poll charts. If you claim to have no gay friends you clearly voted to reject R71. However, if you said you have gay friends, you voted in favor of R71. If you said you had more than 10 gay friends you voted over 80% Yes.

Our mission? To "friend" you! Let's get out there and start making friends with all those god-loving people east of the cascades!
Posted by Jonathan W on November 6, 2009 at 12:25 PM
LovesChoad 9
YAY 71!

I'm out of work right now and seriously considering looking in to Washington jobs just for this reason, even though Seattle is a thousand miles away.
Posted by LovesChoad on November 6, 2009 at 12:36 PM
kim in portland 10
I never know what to say to people. One could argue that their God loves Maine and hates Washington. One could say that their God despised my contributions to No on Q 1, but honored my contributions to Yes on R 71. Can one say they know the absolute truth? I don't think so, it's all subjective.
Posted by kim in portland http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPpCxY05dqs on November 6, 2009 at 12:38 PM
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By praying for R-71 to be rejected, Sticknet is in effect telling god to cheat. The votes are already in. There is a true tally of votes that is not yet known. The only thing god could do at this point is to change the ballots if he/she doesn't like the outcome.
Posted by Krrrk on November 6, 2009 at 12:39 PM
skweetis 12
That slide deck is interesting. What is up with the 30% of people with gay friends who were voting no on 71? With friends like those...
Posted by skweetis on November 6, 2009 at 12:40 PM
COMTE 13
Well, technically the bigots could be praying that there's a huge pile of uncounted "no" votes just lying around in county elections offices, which may actually be true in all those sparsely-populated rural redneck counties. But, in order to "win" they would also need for an even larger pile of "no" votes to show up in King and the 9 other counties where R-71 is currently being approved.

So, if R-71 still passes despite their fervent prayers, my question to the anti-71 fundies is: "Does that mean your God doesn't in fact exist? Or does it mean (S)He hates your hypocritical, lying, bigoted guts? Or does it just mean your paltry concerns are too small for the Supreme Fucking Deity of The Universe to give a rat's patootie about?"
Posted by COMTE http://www.chriscomte.com on November 6, 2009 at 12:44 PM
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@13 They'll just say that God works in mysterious ways, which is the biggest cop out ever.
Posted by Midday on November 6, 2009 at 12:50 PM
giffy 15
Please, keep praying. In fact that make that your main activity. None of that devils initiatives, referendi, or lobbying. Just sit in your churches and pray pray pray!

It'll work eventually if you have faith!
Posted by giffy on November 6, 2009 at 12:57 PM
Original Andrew 16
I'm still gobsmacked that R 71 was approved, which is a pleasant surprise. I've never been happier to have been wrong about an election prediction in my life.

All praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Praise His Holy Noodles!
Posted by Original Andrew on November 6, 2009 at 1:00 PM
Asa 17
Looks like that rainbow ends right at the KIRO building, so perhaps Susan Huchison is in for a miracle as well.
Posted by Asa on November 6, 2009 at 1:03 PM
COMTE 18
Except @17 for the fact that Ms. Hutchison hasn't worked there for more than nine years...
Posted by COMTE http://www.chriscomte.com on November 6, 2009 at 1:09 PM
Fnarf 19
At some point Clallam switched from "no" to "yes". Is it too late to hope for a swing of 500 votes in Mason, or 150 in Pacific?
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on November 6, 2009 at 1:15 PM
Asa 20
@18 - You can hide behind your "facts" all you want, the Signs are clear to me. My eyes are open!!
Posted by Asa on November 6, 2009 at 1:16 PM
Andy_Squirrel 21
@17 I thought she doesn't work there anymore?
Posted by Andy_Squirrel on November 6, 2009 at 1:21 PM
Fnarf 22
As I was typing another batch came in from Pacific. Just 63 votes behind now.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on November 6, 2009 at 1:39 PM
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it is so hysterical when hipsters think they are being provocative when the refer to god as she
Posted by ooooh! he said "her"! on November 6, 2009 at 1:39 PM
Will in Seattle 24
I love you too. By the way, she has four breasts - we were made in her image, but are imperfect.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on November 6, 2009 at 2:05 PM
Fnarf 25
Well, looks like Pacific's only got 20 left to count, so no dice. Mason's got almost 2,500, so it's theoretically possible they could turn green. The big outstanding counties are Pierce and Snohomish (50,000+ each), which will presumably cancel each other out.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on November 6, 2009 at 2:18 PM
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24
don't be so hard on yourself will, 3 out of 4 ain't bad...
Posted by mammalion on November 6, 2009 at 2:45 PM
john t 27
God moves in mysterious ways. Unless He moves in ways that satisfy my hopes and validate my prejudices, in which case He moves in perfectly transparent and understandable ways!
Posted by john t on November 6, 2009 at 2:51 PM
Andy_Squirrel 28
@23 its funny how hipster is becoming a catch-all statement, I also heard hipsters like baked goods and fuck with bear costumes....didn't you?

seriously dude(ette?), you're saying that all hipsters are femenists? what planet are you from?
Posted by Andy_Squirrel on November 6, 2009 at 3:53 PM
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28
a planet where they no longer say 'dude'
Posted by hipster free zone on November 6, 2009 at 4:25 PM
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I was honored to Moderate the Referendum 71 Television program. Larry Strickley did not attend- however Bob Struble did along with , Joseph Backholm, Roger Winters, Stuart Wilber and others.
You can clearly see even on this program the heat coming out of their ears.
Actually at one time, I had to tell everyone on set more less- to stop it, as they were attacking across the table.
Nonetheless, I believe that the program helped voters, with their choice by watching the program.

Watch them, let me know what you think.

Phone 206-736-9688
It is good food for thought now-, as we can celebrate across the state.
HORRAY! the People did speak, it just was not what protect marriage washington wanted to hear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTy_5rKNU… part 1


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-_huOFUO… part 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHcDu5iUO… part 3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjZUV0dUT… part 4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx4qV30Jz… part 5

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uvsm0eCA… part 6

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KncbRsUgm… part 7

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwfPH9SyV… part 8
Posted by HourForum on November 6, 2009 at 4:34 PM
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I like LovesChoad he/she seems so much more positive than the other poster with a similar name/icon. When I first clicked on the comments I was fully expecting that post to bring the hate, but it didn't.
Posted by carrma on November 6, 2009 at 4:42 PM
32
God answers prayers of R-71 supporters: "No," says God.
Posted by Orv on November 6, 2009 at 4:44 PM
33
Err, meant to say R-71 opponents. Kinda spoils the joke. Damn confusing ballot language. ;)
Posted by Orv on November 6, 2009 at 4:45 PM
34
#27 FTW.
You know, the logic is just circular on this whole thing.
They're opposing domestic partnerships because God wants them to, but when it appears that they may lose, they're begging God to hork up a miracle so that they can win, because winning would result in Washington State following God's will. So why would they need to ask God to do this, anyway, when it was God who told them to run the referendum in the first place?
Do they even listen to themselves?
Posted by Chod on November 6, 2009 at 7:06 PM
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Maybe instead of praying for R-71 to be rejected, they should pray that R-71 doesn't destroy marriage and society in its entirety. Then, when everything works out fine, they can feel like they accomplished something.
Posted by Ben on November 6, 2009 at 7:38 PM
LovesChoad 36
Thanks @31.

Don't expect me to be really quiet, especially when there's choads out there to mock and counter with logic.
Posted by LovesChoad on November 7, 2009 at 9:37 AM
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Where's Your Messiah Now?
Posted by gregg on November 7, 2009 at 10:13 AM

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