It didn't even qualify for yesterday's Seattle's Crappiest Bus Route Slog Poll, but award-winning Hot Tipper Oscar makes a strong case for the 150:
So it's 5:45 AM and I'm sitting at the back of the 150 listening to Lush on my iPod when I look up from adjusting the volume to witness a fellow rider taking off his left shoe. No big deal so far, except his white sock is so filthy it's several shades of gross with what appear to be fluid-like stains (a ring of discoloration within the other discoloration...gross). He then removes the sock and his foot is cracked and split all over the bottom with chunks of skin that look like scabs. He begins to vigorously scratch in between his toes and then moves on to the sole of his foot and starts picking at the cracks and rubbing the chunks of scab like skin. Picture Ally Sheedy's dandruff scene in The Breakfast Club to envision the pile of grossness that was building up under him during his prolonged attack. It was snowing dead (and I imagine contaminated) foot skin. The best part is when he grabbed the pole next to him with the same hand he used to PICK HIS SCABBY FOOT! After that, I actually got off the bus at the nearest stop and waited for the next 150.Whew! Thanks for giving us a venue for this kind of thing. I feel much better now that I have let this out.
That's funny. I feel much worse. (But thank you for surviving and sharing, Oscar.)
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