Relive last night's exciting, historical, phantasmagorical election minute-by-drunken-minute. Here are last night's SECB posts arranged in chronological order for your reading pleasure. Slog saw its highest traffic of the year last night because voters know that a little snark and assholery in election coverage drives efficiencies and moves us forward.
SECB Denied Face Time with Susan Hutchison
Mike O'Brien Braces for the Results
Republican Wins Virginia Governor Race...
What the 43rd District Democrats Gathered at Purr Think Is Going to Happen
At the Hutchison Party in Bellevue
TV Stations Actually Prepared to Cover the McGinn Party This Time
The Pro-Housing Levy Party at Sole Repair
A Tale of Two Port Races: The Confident One and the Half-Empty Tub of Crisco
Richard Conlin's Party at Paloma
How McGinn Feels 20 Minutes Before the First Batch of Results Drop
Report from the Rosencrantz Residence
McGinn Volunteers Answer the Question: How Do You Feel?
Same Room, Different Candidate
Ed Murray Is Confused About the Whole Throwing Up Concept
"Did You Guys See Those Numbers? Holy Shit."
Richard Conlin's Party Part Two: Minutes Before the Results!
Mike O'Brien's High-End Brewfest at the Fremont Abbey
Ghost of GOP Defeat Past Haunts Hutchison Party
Richard Conlin's Party Part Three: Richard Speaks!
The Mallahan Party—Neither an Admission nor a Denial!
Port Pathos and a Story about Cheating
Statewide Results for 1033 and 71
McGinn Speaks to Supporters at the War Room
Tom Carr: Victim of an "Anti-Incumbent Year"
Overhead at the Hutchison Party
Susan Hutchison Gives a Speech
Outstanding Counties for I-1033 and Ref 71
The Numbers Still Have Ref. 71 Passing....
To All SECB Members Complaining About Election Party Food
Re: The Numbers Still Have Ref. 71 Passing....
The Bittersweet Bagshaw/Israel Party at Spitfire
It's All Over at the Reject R-71 Party
Tom Carr Calls Pete Holmes to Concede
SECB Just Left the Approve 71 Party.
The Sinking Dow? (Or, Sandeep Kaushik Victory Dances All Over Us.)
Hutchison Goes Down at the Bellevue Hyatt
Dow Victorious, um, Not Drunk, but Likes Slog...
Maine Voters Repeal Gay Marriage Law
Mallahands Popular With Giant Children!
Joe Mallahan Stalls for Time...
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