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News & ArtsTuesday, November 3, 2009
Election Report from the Rosencrantz Residence
Posted by Stranger Election Control Board on Tue, Nov 3, 2009 at 8:00 PM
The SECB is deep inside the hang-around-and-wait party at CIty Council candidate Robert Rosencrantz's lovely 1950s split-level home in Montlake. There is no booze, and there is no TV—race results will be learned from a "portable computer" around which the party's several dozen guests will presumably hover.
The SECB could get no predictions on the night's outcome from either Candidate Rosencrantz or his campaign manager, Bethany Puggle. Body-language readings were inconclusive.
While going through the Rosencrantz's medicine cabinet, the SECB found the only alcohol in the house, in the form of prepackaged alcohol swabs. The SECB has a flask in its purse, but this party is too well-lit to allow for tasteful swigging.
There is no one at the Rosencrantz party that the SECB would be interested in making out with. However, there are adorable children in the living room playing with guinea pigs.
The wait continues....
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