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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

The War Bear Kills Terrorists

Posted by Charles Mudede on Tue, Nov 3, 2009 at 12:57 PM

The war on terror has been extended to the animal kingdom:

A bear killed two militants after discovering them in its den in Indian-administered Kashmir, police say.

Two other militants escaped, one of them badly wounded, after the attack in Kulgam district, south of Srinagar.

The militants had assault rifles but were taken by surprise - police found the remains of pudding they had made to eat when the bear attacked.

It is thought to be the first such incident since Muslim separatists took up arms against Indian rule in 1989.

Bears do not support terror.

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boxofbirds 1
Bears also hate pudding.
Posted by boxofbirds on November 3, 2009 at 1:09 PM
2
you'll find the rest of that 'pudding' in the seat of Akmed's trousers...
Posted by hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha on November 3, 2009 at 1:14 PM
very bad homo 3
It's a Bearrorist!
Posted by very bad homo on November 3, 2009 at 1:15 PM
Matt from Denver 4
Man, I hope this ends up on Colbert.
Posted by Matt from Denver on November 3, 2009 at 1:16 PM
Max Solomon 5
go bears. our policy of bear preservation is paying off at long last.

bet he ate the pudding, @1.
Posted by Max Solomon on November 3, 2009 at 1:16 PM
6
Over to you, Lindy.
Posted by Irena on November 3, 2009 at 1:18 PM
7
Wow, I had no idea that large, hairy gay guys had a presence in India.
Posted by Freemonty on November 3, 2009 at 1:36 PM
Will in Seattle 8
I for one support the right to arm bears.

Or the left.

So long as bears have arms.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on November 3, 2009 at 1:44 PM
9
Bah, beaten to both "bearorrists" and "arming bears." I've lost the internet yet again.
Posted by Christin http://twitter.com/scottique on November 3, 2009 at 1:47 PM
Timrrr 10
Which begs the question:
Why does Obama continue to dither on sending 40,000 grizzlies to Afghanistan?
Posted by Timrrr on November 3, 2009 at 1:51 PM
Will in Seattle 11
@10 because Canada and the Brits use those.

Grizzlies is a form of armored personnel carrier.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on November 3, 2009 at 2:03 PM
12
Fake. I called it.
Posted by left coast on November 3, 2009 at 2:06 PM
13
No doubt the terrorists called someone "baldy" earlier in the day, and God smote them. (/esoteric biblical satire)
Posted by Knat on November 3, 2009 at 2:15 PM
14
GET SOME!!
Posted by jiberish on November 3, 2009 at 2:37 PM
Carollani 15
That. Is. AWESOME!
Posted by Carollani http://www.carollani.com/wordpress on November 3, 2009 at 3:18 PM
julie russell 16
I bet the bears were getting revenge. Bear-Baiting is still commonly practiced in Afganistan and Pakistan...sheer torture for bears and dogs.
Posted by julie russell http://www.fabbseattle.org on November 3, 2009 at 4:50 PM

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