Posted by news intern Garrett McCulloch

Feeling subversive? Why not hang out with Susan Hutchison and all her Susan Hutchisony friends tomorrow night (but wear your best elephant brooch—we got kicked out of her primary election party). The "Reject Referendum 71" rapscallions are having a party too, but it's way up in Everett.

Slog tipper Brian also created this nifty map to the election-night parties:

Election returns will be posted at 8:15 p.m. tomorrow, and those will be the only results you're gonna see all night. So the losers will probably cut things off fairly early, and the winners will probably drink themselves into oblivion until the wee hours of Wednesday morning. You can read the reaction here on Slog with the Stranger Election Control Board—or you can join their parties.

Exhaustive, near-complete list after the jump:

Mike McGinn: The War Room, 722 E. Pike St., 7:00 p.m.

Joe Mallahan/Dow Constantine/Reject I-1033: Edgewater, Pier 67, 7:30 p.m.

Susan Hutchison/Approve I-1033: Bellevue Hyatt, 900 Bellevue Way N.E., 6:00 p.m.

Nick Licata/Pete Holmes/David Bloom: Seattle Glassblowing Studio, 2227 5th Ave., 7:00 p.m.

Sally Bagshaw/Jessie Israel: Spitfire, 2219 4th Ave., 7:00 p.m.

Richard Conlin: Cafe Poloma, 93 Yesler Way., 7:00 p.m.

Tom Carr: Christos, 2508 Alki Ave. S.W., 7:30 p.m.

David Ginsberg: Cafe Metropolitain, 1701 E. Olive Way, 7 p.m.

Robert Rosencrantz: "Chez Rosencrantz" (that's his house), 2316 18th Ave. E., 7:30 p.m.

Mike O'Brien: Fremont Abbey (basement), 4272 Fremont Ave. N., 7:00 p.m.

Max Vekich: Alexis Hotel, 1007 1st Ave., 6:00 p.m.

Rob Holland: Westin, 1900 5th Ave., 5:30 p.m.

Approve R-71: Pravda, 1406 10th Ave., 7:00 p.m.

Bob Rosenberger: Southlake Grill, 1253 Thomas St., 6 p.m.

Reject R-71: Everett Holiday Inn, 3105 Pine St., Everett, 6:30 p.m.

Yes For Homes (Housing Levy): Sole Repair, 1001 E. Pike St., 6:00 p.m.

Municipal League: Twist, 2313 1st Ave, 5:30 p.m. (a bunch of candidates will probably end up here at one point or another).

KPTK 1090: Copper Cart Cafe, 113 Bell St., 6:30 p.m.

Port Reform: Fado, 801 1st Ave., 6:00-8:00 p.m.

Sierra Club:Pike Pub, 1415 1st Ave., 7:00 p.m.

ACLU of Washington: Comedy Underground, 109 S. Washington St., 8:00 p.m. ($12)

32nd District Democrats: Ryu Plaza 15005 Aurora Ave. N., 7:00 p.m.

43rd District Democrats: Purr Lounge, 1518 11th Ave., 7:00 p.m.

47th District Democrats: Kent Senior Activity Center, 600 E. Smith St., Kent, 6:30 p.m.