Posted by news intern Garrett McCulloch

Pay Up, Joe's Friends: PAC supporting Mallahan fined $5,000 for not reporting $100,000 or so in contributions.

So The Banks Can Fuck You Over Slightly Less Severely: Democratic leaders in Congress are pushing for tighter rules on bank overdrafts.

Business on "Business Candidate" Mallahan: They'd rather have the other guy.

Yeah, That'll Fix Everything: The solution to "plagued with uncertainty" Pioneer Square? Hang some banners from stuff that say it's Pioneer Square, I guess.

You Know What? Fuck Him: Sen. Joe Lieberman hints at more douchebaggery in 2010, saying he "probably will support some Republican candidates for Congress."

They're Trying to Set Canada on Fire! The Olympic torch crossed into Victoria, B.C. yesterday.

Ooh, Their Politicians Are Crooked Too: Former French President Jacques Chirac headed to trial, accused of handing public money over to his friends.

It's Cool, It Was Just Some Stupid Workers: Oil company BP will challenge an $87.4 million fine handed down for a refinery explosion that killed 15 employees.

Obama on the HIV Travel Ban: It's no more.

Hey, Go Get a Flu Shot, You Communist: CDC says only half of the people who most need swine flu vaccine are getting it.

Websites Without Letters: Well, letters from our alphabet at least—the internet's governing body will start to allow domain names with non-Latin characters.

Well. They Never Invited ME: White House visitors list released. Surprise! It's famous people and business executives.

Fourth-Biggest to Fail This Year, If You're Counting: California National Bank the latest seized by the feds.

Isn't Real Botox Bad Enough? Salon owner found guilty of giving fake anti-wrinkle injections.

And After All Your Costumed Shenanigans Tonight: Don't forget to set your clocks back an hour.