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News The Morning News
Posted by Lindy West on Fri, Oct 30, 2009 at 7:38 AM
Ka-chingggg! Pakistani forces uncover Taliban 9/11 documents.
Tegucigalpals. Hondurans stop arguing!
Pakistanks for the Memories? Hillary returns from Pakistan, is less than impressed.
Snap! Seven democrats representatives investigated for ethics violations.
Nobody Wins. Sounders tie.
I Have Nothing Funny to Say About This. Hutchison and Constantine announce transition team, advisers.
Or This. (Dow Constantine: Joke Killer?) Suburban papers endorse Constantine.
Click on the Link and Look at This Man's Face, Please. Elderly man found safe.
Is Trick or Treating Dangerous? Time dares to ask the stupidest question ever.
But the Sky Is SO Big! Coast Guard plane collides with Marine helicopter over Pacific Ocean.
Not If the Murder Weapon Is Diabetes! Defense Attorney says client is too fat to kill.
Spoiler Alert: It'll Happen Next Year Too. Colorado, a snowy place, is covered in snow.
She Will Now Kick Swine Flu to Death in the Nads. Dr. Regina Benjamin confirmed as Surgeon General.
That Belongs in a Museum! Despite best efforts of Nazi Party and evil mining magnate Walter Donovan, world's largest rubberband ball heads to Orlando for exhibition.
And, finally. Fart Friday.
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"He still hung out with friends, played video games and worked nights restocking shelves at the GAP store in the Sawgrass Mills Mall."
Ouch. At least he's done SOMETHING productive in his 28 years apart from achieving a stockery position at the local GAP.
"The Only Democrat With a Pair" Alan Grayson
has been castrated....
I saw him on Fox News apologizing.
And groveling.
Actually
Mr "I Apologize to No One"
had a tear in his eye
and a pussy whipped quiver in his voice.
He said he did not "intend"
to use the word "whore".
Then he wimpered.
like a little girl.
And threw up a little.
In his mouth.
.
Michael Steele has been seen motoring around DC with Grayson's testicles hanging from his rear-view mirror.
Like a pair of fuzzy dice.
On that mission, with the sun at their backs, the crew took the famous “Blue Marble” picture of the Earth, and Gene Cernan became the last man to walk on the Moon (last words ever spoken on the lunar surface: "Let's get this mother out of here").
The resolution on their image is good enough to just make out the shadow still being cast by the flagpole the astronauts left at the landing site*…
http://lroc.sese.asu.edu/news/uploads/ap…
*The nylon flag left by Apollo 17 may have disintegrated from UV radiation by now
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