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Friday, October 30, 2009

Crime / ??!! / Theater Randy & Evi Quaid: In the Flesh!

Posted by David Schmader on Fri, Oct 30, 2009 at 9:51 AM

Before they were wanted in California for skipping out on a $10,000 hotel bill and three (!) court appearances related to the crime, Randy and Evi Quaid spent a string of weeks in Seattle, where Randy was starring in a would-be Broadway musical at the 5th Avenue and Evi was doing her patented loony-chick schtick.

During the Quaids' stay in Seattle, Stranger theater editor Brendan Kiley received a number of emails from Evi Quaid, who was looking to drum up publicity for her husband's show. The photos were sent to Brendan by Evi with this email (sic):

"Here is my German stuff

What about these pictures will your editor guarantee there is a good story and tie to the play that’s really funny and about production"

Quaidwatch 2009 continues...

UPDATE: We're working out some rights issues and we'll have the photos back up for you the minute we are able.

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Mmm, nekkid white wimmens.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty

on October 30, 2009 at 9:59 AM

@1: She's no completely nude: she's wearing shoes and has that pink garment covering her snatch, which appears to indicate she isn't a natural blonds. My, that's a big flashlight!

Posted by Dennis is handsomer on October 30, 2009 at 10:03 AM

@1: Oh, an you, especially you, have to love the pistol.

Posted by Menace is best on October 30, 2009 at 10:04 AM

Well, yeah, I did kinda notice that. :-)

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty

on October 30, 2009 at 10:09 AM

why did you wait to show us this?

Posted by Dead on October 30, 2009 at 10:18 AM

I had guessed that this is in response to yesterday's dick photo, and is an effort to stop the gaying up of SLOG. It's happened before, but the fact that David is the poster is a big strike against that theory.

Posted by Matt from Denver on October 30, 2009 at 10:22 AM

I'm with 5 on this one.

Posted by dwight moody on October 30, 2009 at 10:24 AM

who are these people and i don't give a fuck.

Posted by mammal on October 30, 2009 at 10:25 AM

5: Nudie pics of f-list celebrity's kooky wife? Meh. Nudie pics of f-list celebrity's kooky wife who is now wanted by the state of California? Hurrah!

Posted by David Schmader on October 30, 2009 at 10:31 AM

Nope, not a real blonde.

Posted by kim in portland

on October 30, 2009 at 10:32 AM

In other minor celebrity news, are you reading Levi Johnston's Twitter? It's a train wreck of awesome.

http://twitter.com/LeviJohnston05

Posted by very bad homo on October 30, 2009 at 11:15 AM

now, now...Randy Quaid is not F list. He's a B-list character actor in serious danger of moving down to C-list.

Evie is more likely a B cup...

Posted by michael strangeways

on October 30, 2009 at 11:34 AM

@ 5. And it's my fault. I'd forgotten she sent those until she became a wanted woman.

Posted by Brendan Kiley on October 30, 2009 at 11:37 AM

Caption 1: Even with that flashlight, you can't see the end of that tunnel...
Caption 2: She sleeps like that in case something crawls out that Randy can't just step on to kill.

Posted by Cracker Jack on October 30, 2009 at 11:53 AM

Evi showed my daughter a video of Randy naked and only wearing a fur coat from Brokeback Mountain. Evi is very mentally ill and using drugs. I am really concerned for Randy.

Posted by fpi007 on October 30, 2009 at 11:54 AM

Come on, Randy is great! I just watched Christmas Vacation the other night, "shitter's full" , CLASSIC!

Posted by robotbutler on October 30, 2009 at 11:56 AM

Am I the only one who keep reading her name as Evil Quaid?

Posted by The Amazing Jim

on October 30, 2009 at 12:25 PM

Well, I guess meth is a hellavu drug.

Posted by danindowntown on October 30, 2009 at 12:41 PM

1. That is the least sexy naked woman picture I've seen in a long long time.
2. My pubic hair color never matched my head hair because it's fucking pubic hair.

Posted by Barbarossa Testanera on October 30, 2009 at 1:53 PM

Damnit. I had to wait until I got home to look at the NSFW pictures and now they're gone? Phooey!

Posted by wench on October 30, 2009 at 3:13 PM

(Wench: Go to Radaronline.com to see ripped jpegs of the pics.)

Posted by David Schmader on October 30, 2009 at 4:51 PM

Randy and Evi Quaid are the targets of a vigilante hate crime known as organized stalking. This crime is being covertly orchestrated by the U.S. Intelligence community and through fusion centers which are networked through the United States. Fusion centers are made up of private citizens most of whom have no training in law enforcement. They are used to group stalk (to stalk in large numbers - sometimes hundreds at a time) anyone whom they decide to target, even if the police have no legal right to be spying on these people.

This is why private citizens are being coopted into joining fusion centers, and taking part in these crimes, because it is more difficult to hold them accountable for what they are doing, than it is for law enforcement.

However, organizations like the FBI, Department Of Homeland Security, National Security Agency, and a number of other organizations are behind these crimes, while taking part in the destruction of the United States Bill of Rights.

And the United States Courts are completely disregarded, as is the due process of law under the 6Th Amendment.

Search the Internet using the terms: organized stalking, mind control, NSA Signals Intelligence EMF Scanning Network, remote neural monitoring, wireless fMRI technology, to gain a better understanding of crimes that have become a threat to the very foundation of American society.

The United States has been turned into a police state since the passage of the Patriot Act, where the Bill of Rights has been completely nullified.

Jim

Posted by American TI on May 29, 2011 at 2:31 PM