Thursday, October 29, 2009
News The Morning News
Posted by Lindy West on Thu, Oct 29, 2009 at 7:09 AM
Don't Get All Excited—The Economy Still Sucks. But it sucked a little less this quarter!
See You Tomorrow in Communist Reprogramming Camp. Senate House Democrats unveil health care bill.
"We Have Captured Two Old British People." Somali pirate really knows how to sell it.
This Doesn't Mean You Can Stop Washing Your Hands. Drugmakers on track to meet H1N1 vaccine demand.
Awesome. Now How About Equal Rights? Obama signs hate crime bill.
Shenanigans! Hillary Clinton calls bullshit on Pakistan.
Can't You *69 These People or Something? "We have new plans and tactics for attacks to disrupt the elections," Taliban spokesman vows.
I Have Such a Boner for You Guys. Scandinavian countries better than everyone else at gender equality.
Awwwwww. India withdraws some troops from Kashmir in the name of peace.
It's Like the Really Hard Math Problem Version of No Child Left Behind! Washington state's math tests apparently really, really hard.
Understandable. Union machinists feel "betrayed" by Boeing.
Tom Carr Doesn't Care About Black People. City Attorney tries to shut down Angie's.
Gun Gun Gun! Gun people sue city over gun ban banning their guns.
Can't That Horrible Goblin Tim Eyman Go Fuck Up Somebody Else's State? Washington Republicans hate 1033 as much as the rest of us.
Good Biiiiiiiiird. Fart Thursday.
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You know, like sweeping their socialist sidewalks and transit systems, cleaning out the chute at the abortion factories and producing platinum records.
I heard it in a commercial, it's true.
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This is a serious question.
(btw- if the best thing you can say for Constantine is that he's 'the only Democrat' it speaks poorly of you both...)
"The Only Democrat With a Pair" Alan Grayson has had a terrible accident and lost his balls.
I saw him on Fox News apologizing.
Actually Mr "I Apologize to No One" had a tear in his eye and a pussy whipped quiver in his voice.
He said he did not "intend" to use the word "whore".
Then he wimpered.
And threw up in his mouth a little.
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Michael Steele has been seen motoring around DC with Grayson's testicles hanging from his rear-view mirror like a pair of fuzzy dice.
Did you see the Washington Post?
White House Toughens Its Stance on Journalist Shield Law
"The Obama administration has given Congress a draft of a proposed shield law that toughens its position on controversial national security sections.
"Media sources called the draft a step backward that might kill the legislation.
"Media representatives who have reviewed the draft said the language came as a surprise, given President Obama's campaign pledge to support shield legislation.
"People are very disappointed . . . and baffled," said Paul J. Boyle, senior vice president of the Newspaper Association of America. He said many of his colleagues in the media are concerned that the administration's shift "may represent an effort to kill the legislation."
Does this guy Obama Rock or What?
I'm actually starting to feel guilty about not voting for him.....
Is that possible? The only cat farts I've been unlucky enough to experience were of the silent but deadly variety.
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