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Thursday, October 29, 2009

Lunchtime Quickie

Posted by on Thu, Oct 29, 2009 at 12:00 PM

Don't YOU want more Powerful Thrusts™, and Perfect Pumps™? The best pump you've had in a long time? Only $19.95 + S & H.

 

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1
Six minutes? Yep... sounds about right.
Posted by Porkchop Sandwiches! on October 29, 2009 at 12:12 PM
2
Those guys need a spotter.
Posted by widestanceromance on October 29, 2009 at 12:19 PM
3
nice daily show steal
Posted by adr on October 29, 2009 at 12:53 PM
jackie treehorn 4
@3

+1

lazy.
Posted by jackie treehorn on October 29, 2009 at 1:03 PM
5
Dear #3 and #4 - I should have credited DS and Slog Tipper Todd, "slog agent eclexia". He wrote to us, wondering why, after seeing this on the Daily Show, Slog had yet to post...

I posted this with him in mind. Sorry if you think that's "lazy". You know what's lazy? Not Perfect Pumping every day. I think if more people were Perfect Pumping, Slog would be a much happier place
Posted by Kelly O on October 29, 2009 at 1:46 PM
Vince 6
Why do these guys look like they're about to break out laughing?
Posted by Vince on October 29, 2009 at 3:13 PM
kim in portland 7
Can it double as a meat tenderizer?
Posted by kim in portland http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/11/fast-paced_video_provides_a_fu.html on October 29, 2009 at 3:22 PM
8
"Dynamic inertia" Whoever dreamed that up - I want his job.
Posted by bobbo on October 29, 2009 at 3:50 PM
9
Hey, I think, nay-I'm sure I made a Dynamic Inertia comment on slog about the perfect pumper last year sometime.

What gives with the double post?
Posted by jnonymous on October 29, 2009 at 5:00 PM
Cracker Jack 10
Wasn't this on Slog several weeks ago? I saw it somewhere... and Slog is my usual source for adolescent sex humor.
Posted by Cracker Jack on October 29, 2009 at 6:57 PM
eclexia 11
Hooray!
Posted by eclexia on October 29, 2009 at 8:00 PM
GentleBolt 12
I think the previous post was a version for women, not men. Also, is anyone else totally freaked out/fascinated by the weird blond model.
Posted by GentleBolt on October 30, 2009 at 12:35 AM
hartiepie 13
@7 -- Sorry, but it hardened up my meat....
Posted by hartiepie on October 30, 2009 at 5:14 AM

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