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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie

Posted by Kelly O on Wed, Oct 28, 2009 at 12:30 PM

and it costs a mere $39.95 + $4.60 shipping and handling

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Gee whiz!

Posted by FreudianShrimp on October 28, 2009 at 12:56 PM

unless those straps are padlocked around my ankles there is not way in hell that thing is not getting kicked off.

Posted by NumberOne on October 28, 2009 at 1:01 PM

I'd love to see the outtakes for this video. I can almost sense the couple laughing their asses off.

Posted by fARTing on October 28, 2009 at 1:40 PM

That music is so soooothing....

Posted by jtwankerschmidt on October 28, 2009 at 1:43 PM

@2 seriously, those wee little velcro straps aren't going to hold up to anything more than "gentle lovemaking".

Posted by ingopixel on October 28, 2009 at 1:46 PM

Or you can just put your feet against the wall or hold the top of the bed.

Posted by T-Bone on October 28, 2009 at 2:31 PM

Their product would sell much better if they were offering free pre-purchase test drives (assuming it works as advertised).

Posted by z_nyc on October 28, 2009 at 3:13 PM

It reminds me of a gas peddle! VROOOM!

Posted by Vince on October 28, 2009 at 3:19 PM

Make it out of leather and steel and then we'll talk. Any sex accessory which involves strapping and tightening should jingle, not sound like a bunch of 5th graders arriving at math class.

Posted by Lilting Missive on October 28, 2009 at 3:31 PM

Dustin! What a great 80's porn name. Of course he'd need a Tom Selleck mustache to really fit the part.

Posted by foolish-rain on October 28, 2009 at 9:11 PM

I am not sure if this should be legal...It almost seems like this device would contribute to people having sex for pleasure instead of procreation...

This seems like a forgone conclusion to me, but I started fantasizing about restraints when I was 5...still: how do people not figure this kind of thing out by themselves?

Posted by Mayhem on October 29, 2009 at 7:03 AM