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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Lunchtime Quickie

Posted by on Tue, Oct 27, 2009 at 12:15 PM

Move over child beauty pagents, now there's something leaner! Man, if I ever have a son, I'm gonna make damn sure he can bench press at least three times his own body weight. Yeah! Pedophiles be damned, my kid's gonna be HARD!

 

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nseattlite 1
The really sad thing is even though this kid is going to be ripped his whole life, this kind of activity at this age is going to limit his height to around 5'6" or so. Tall guys get more action, even if they are flabby.
Posted by nseattlite on October 27, 2009 at 12:31 PM
very bad homo 2
It's not ok to stand on the kitchen table!
Posted by very bad homo on October 27, 2009 at 12:42 PM
3
Really? Eastern European?

I don't believe it.
Posted by Donutspal on October 27, 2009 at 12:52 PM
Banna 4
Tranny fans can click on the Melissa Dettwiller link that appears at the end of the video. You don't even have to pretend much, what with the YMCA soundtrack and all.
Posted by Banna http://www.ucp.org on October 27, 2009 at 1:17 PM
Andy_Squirrel 5
@1 you do realize that sex to these crazy-ass gymnastics people only holds second or even third place in the category of "activities that release naturally occurring drugs inside the body"
Posted by Andy_Squirrel on October 27, 2009 at 1:39 PM

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