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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Sex I Vant To Suck Your Cock

Posted by Dan Savage on Tue, Oct 27, 2009 at 12:18 PM

The Vampire Fleshlight.

Details here.

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Sexy, but I'm holding out for the Cthulhu model.

Posted by kitschnsync on October 27, 2009 at 12:21 PM

Dan, is the vampire obsession prevalent among gay teens too? I thought it was just 13 year old girls... I think they might make more money with a Twilight vibrator. Oh wait. That exists. *shudder*

Posted by fannerz on October 27, 2009 at 12:54 PM

Some people will fuck anything.

Posted by Vince on October 27, 2009 at 1:01 PM

This never happened when zombies were all the rage.

Posted by Dougsf on October 27, 2009 at 1:17 PM

Time for some mental floss.

Posted by Wolf4131 on October 27, 2009 at 1:32 PM

that's the most uninviting orifice i've ever seen

Posted by mr. herriman on October 27, 2009 at 2:11 PM

I prefer to jerk off manually.

Posted by markvz on October 27, 2009 at 3:05 PM

Teeth need to be sharper.

Posted by Fnarf

on October 27, 2009 at 3:19 PM

I think it should have shark teeth, multiple rows like a real shark, and backward-slanted to hold the "prey" in place.

Posted by Geni on October 27, 2009 at 3:52 PM

i think i went out with that guy last week...

For the final time: Teeth are NOT a necessary component of the blow job process.

Posted by michael strangeways

on October 27, 2009 at 3:53 PM

Not sexy.

Posted by kim in portland

on October 27, 2009 at 4:21 PM

Damn Fleshlights don't even feel good. Total waste of money...

Posted by Lanis01 on October 27, 2009 at 6:13 PM

I should get one for those times when I see a goth girl who really does it for me. Yeah, at my age I should be over the whole goth girl thing, but a dirty old man must be a dirty old man. Not that I'm old. Yet!

Posted by Tingleyfeeln on October 27, 2009 at 9:39 PM

Does this one go in the fridge too?

Posted by Sili on October 27, 2009 at 10:03 PM

Apparently, they're hoping that 14 year old gay boys obsessed with Twilight have a way of buying sex toys....

Posted by Capilet on October 28, 2009 at 1:21 AM

Is that a boy vampire mouth or a girl's? I can't tell. 'Cause it makes such a big difference, ya know?

Posted by montex on October 28, 2009 at 10:39 AM

If only the Fleshlight's home of Las Cruces, New Mexico, would celebrate this entrepreneurial triumph in the midst of recession. Alas, unlike the call-centers and the new Olive Garden, the mighty Fleshlight has never gotten any headlines or TV time.

Posted by Susie Derkins on October 28, 2009 at 5:33 PM