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Monday, October 26, 2009

Headline of the Day, Zombie Edition

Posted by on Mon, Oct 26, 2009 at 10:51 AM

Okay, it's from yesterday, but Dan's right: Zombies better watch out!

Man Ordering Food Called a Zombie, Punched Twice

This, however, is clearly a case of undead misidentification—the only food a zombie would be ordering is BRAAAAAINS! (The baby ones are extra-tender.)

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Protesting late term abortion?
Posted by Sheep Shagger on October 26, 2009 at 11:03 AM
Bauhaus I 2
The pic is really rather distasteful, doncha think?
Posted by Bauhaus I on October 26, 2009 at 12:08 PM
Dougsf 3
I read the headline to imply a man was trying to order food, got a zombie on the phone, then someone decked him.
Posted by Dougsf on October 26, 2009 at 12:10 PM
4
This was about two blocks from my house! A friend of mine was in line behind the victim and says that the experience was just as weird as the story makes it out to be. She also claims that the puncher was "clearly on meth." Definitely makes me think twice about running out for a midnight burrito.
Posted by Sidekick Gal on October 26, 2009 at 12:31 PM
5
They look more like Virginia Mason employees.
Posted by NapoleonXIV on October 26, 2009 at 1:09 PM
The Amazing Jim 6
Clearly that photo was showing the results of gay marriage.

Trudishunal marrudg protecks babeeeys!!!
Posted by The Amazing Jim http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?id=100000076496291&ref=profile on October 26, 2009 at 2:01 PM
7
No those can't be Virginia Mason employees. They don't do babies there. Has to be Swedish. I mean, duh ... look at the sign!

Gosh!
Posted by Haystack Calhoun on October 27, 2009 at 7:40 AM

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