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News & ArtsSunday, October 25, 2009
Theater Sondheim Ticket Giveaway
Posted by Brendan Kiley on Sun, Oct 25, 2009 at 11:02 AM
Want to watch Frank Rich interview Stephen Sondheim tomorrow at 8 pm?
Send your 50-word essay to brendan@thestranger.com. The top four will get a Slog vote tomorrow morning.
A few folks have sent their essays but, as things stand, your odds of winning are still pretty good. Give it a shot.
1
why mr sondheim with your prodigious talent must you insist on being an asshole to your admirers? If the purse is not fat and female, the tongue not thin and male, your talent is like a curse upon those would have loved to learn from you
3
Ever would one thank the very ground upon which you walk that your blossoming feet be never engaged.
But Sir, you do have most exquisite breasts that I perspire.
The expansion (and resultant rapid cooling) of your consecrated culotte sings the golden turnip with the mulatto touch-typist in my pants.
But Sir, you do have most exquisite breasts that I perspire.
The expansion (and resultant rapid cooling) of your consecrated culotte sings the golden turnip with the mulatto touch-typist in my pants.
5
Ever would one thank the very ground upon which you walk that your blossoming feet may be never engaged.
But Sir, you do have most exquisite breasts that I perspire.
The expansion (and resultant rapid cooling) of your consecrated culotte sings the golden turnip with the mulatto touch-typist in my pants.
But Sir, you do have most exquisite breasts that I perspire.
The expansion (and resultant rapid cooling) of your consecrated culotte sings the golden turnip with the mulatto touch-typist in my pants.
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