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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Hetero / The Ladies "Excuse me. You are the most beautiful girl I've seen in a long time."

Posted by Grant Brissey on Tue, Oct 20, 2009 at 1:14 PM

If you are in need of this video to help you seduce women this video will not be able to help you seduce women.

h/t: Everything Is Terrible!

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I am entranced by the lipliner and supranasal pimple of our hostess here. And if he really wants to impress Mary (or maybe that's "Ke-Lisa") he better press his tablecloth.

Posted by gloomy gus on October 20, 2009 at 1:27 PM

this was a mix of good and bad advice. i don't recall needing a man to get up when i do. it's archaic. and candles everywhere? it's hokey, and she will think you are a smarm ball for doing it. but the opening doors, yes. the letting her walk in front as you are being led to the table, yes.

Posted by ellarosa on October 20, 2009 at 1:39 PM

Candles are a good way to burn your apartment building down.

Posted by Fnarf

on October 20, 2009 at 2:30 PM

BARFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf

Posted by C. Darling on October 20, 2009 at 2:35 PM

@3 Yeah, If you are an idiot.

Posted by Mickey in Ar on October 20, 2009 at 3:09 PM

"No woman wants to make love in filth." Hey, some guys need to be told that.

Posted by TVDinner

on October 20, 2009 at 3:10 PM

Above all, be creepy.

Posted by Superfrankenstein

on October 20, 2009 at 3:59 PM

It all kind of feels like something that guy that shot all those women at that health club would do, yet he'd still get turned down by women.

Creep factor of 8 (out of 10).

Posted by Frau Blucher on October 21, 2009 at 4:45 AM

Just whatever you do, REMAIN MYSTERIOUS. Girls like it when you spy on them using the glare of a flashlight to cover your face, It makes her excited to be with you!

Posted by Fenrox on October 21, 2009 at 6:32 AM