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Monday, October 19, 2009

Sex / Books / Nerd Today in Nerd Sex

Posted by Paul Constant on Mon, Oct 19, 2009 at 4:06 PM

1. Topless Robot has a list of the Ten Hottest Ladies of Dungeons and Dragons. Sadly, the unnamed Blonde Magic-User from Secret of Bone Hill only made #9 on the list.

2. If that's not sexy enough for you, Comics Alliance reports on The Worst Sex Scene in Comics, from which I have pulled the word balloon to the left. Here is a brief description: "[Writer Jamie] Delano's wording in the series is so ridiculously over-the-top that if it wasn't for the pages upon pages of pirate rape, the book would qualify as one of the best comedies of the year."

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The scene referenced does not appear to be pirate rape. Pirate lust, certainly; pirate rape, not obviously.

Posted by Aargh!! on October 19, 2009 at 4:20 PM

"Ride me like a throbbing fish?" Huh???

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty

on October 19, 2009 at 4:31 PM

shove your harpoon into me?

AAAACK! I do not WANT that mental image.

Posted by Shini on October 19, 2009 at 5:21 PM

I always had a thing for the halfling rogue from 3E. (Modelled by local Jen Page)

Posted by supergp on October 19, 2009 at 5:27 PM

Kitiara over Laurana? No. I'd even take Tika over Kitiara.

I only played in one D&D campaign with a woman, and she was only playing because she got cheap weed by pretending she was interested in the DM. She was perpetually dirty and stoned. Not attractive. But yeah, there was still something interesting about a girl that played D&D (although she didn't play so much as just do whatever people told her to do while she was filling another bowl).

Thanks for the memories PC!

Posted by Urgutha Forka on October 19, 2009 at 9:38 PM