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Thursday, October 15, 2009

Lunchtime Quickie

Posted by on Thu, Oct 15, 2009 at 12:00 PM

I guess getting the pat-down by airport security is a little "intrusive". Um, also intrusive? Someone in a little room looking right at your balls or vajayjay on a computer screen? And what about kids and teenagers?! Do they get nudie scanned too?

 

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1
I wish the woman in the interview would have demonstrated the machine instead.

I need to make sure to wear a ridiculous and non-metal cock ring next time I go through airport security.
Posted by Reg on October 15, 2009 at 12:17 PM
Packeteer 2
I like how they spin this. First they require intrusive pat down that nobody likes then come up with this. They feed it to everyone like this is something awesome they have been begging for a long time for.

It was very clever and you have to respect their spin skills.
Posted by Packeteer on October 15, 2009 at 12:36 PM
3
An answer to the rectum-bomb.
Posted by Virtual Cavity Search on October 15, 2009 at 12:41 PM
Mattini 4
I don't have a problem with this. Some employees get to see the outline of my cock and nobody procures an explosive from their anus on my flight. Win/win.
Posted by Mattini on October 15, 2009 at 12:45 PM
5
What if someone sticks a pound of dynamite up their ass; will this machine pick up that?
Posted by keshmeshi on October 15, 2009 at 12:55 PM
Dougsf 6
Wonder if the same equipment can be used to find the anticipated tumors in frequent fliers?
Posted by Dougsf on October 15, 2009 at 12:59 PM
7
@4: If you are an exhibitionist there are plenty of other outlets which aren't forced on other, less willing, participants.
Posted by ser on October 15, 2009 at 1:06 PM
Will in Seattle 8
Do kids and teens get nudie scanned at the airport?

Yes.

And, (this is proven), some of the images are then sold over the Internet to freaks who get off on that.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on October 15, 2009 at 1:23 PM
9
Ew. I'll take the pat down.
Posted by Hannah in Portland on October 15, 2009 at 2:25 PM
violetfist 10
What would John McCain do? He can't raise his arms!
Posted by violetfist on October 15, 2009 at 5:23 PM
11
What if I don't want the cancer?
Posted by daytrpr on October 16, 2009 at 7:03 AM

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