ASSME links to the first really scary story of this Halloween season: A North Carolina preacher is a-puttin' together a good-old-fashioned book burnin' for October 31st:

Come to our Halloween book burning. We are burning Satan's bibles like the NIV, RSV, NKJV, TLB, NASB, NEV, NRSV, ASV, NWT, Good News for Modern Man, The Evidence Bible, The Message Bible, The Green Bible, ect. These areperversions of God's Word the King James Bible.

They are also burning non-Christian music like heavy metal and rap. And they are burning books by illegitimate Christian writers like Tim LaHaye, Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and "Mark Driskol." And they are serving fried and barbecue chicken. You can find their fascinating website here, but you should be warned that it automatically plays a song about how the King James Bible is the one true bible.