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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

The Troublesome Penis

Posted by on Wed, Oct 14, 2009 at 10:55 AM

It feels like this same dull event will never stop happening in art in America.

As you are aware, Seattle has finally attracting creative talent from around the nation and an emerging art scene is finally taking shape after years of stagnation. And Georgetown itself is seeing a renewed vitality and finally coming into its own as a gallery scene, and not just a place where washed-up hipsters drank their dreams away.

Last week, the 24 Karat Gallery, which has been operating in Georgetown for 4 years opened a new exhibit by local artist Michael Phillips. Michael's art has been a fixture in Seattle for over a decade, primarily in "designer" homes, but you can see an example of it hanging above the fireplace at Barca Lounge. It is fine art: pretty and innocuous, and primarily figural.

But this latest exhibit is causing an uproar in Georgetown with people storming out of the gallery screaming they will never return, and threats to call the police because because of one not-so-small penis on a very muscular man that can be seen from the street through the window of the gallery. This story- of "pornography vs art" is important because Georgetown is gathering so much energy lately as the unofficial artist quarters of Seattle, where one expects artists to be free to express themselves, free from the commercial attitudes, and create art that is allowed to be controversial.

Naturally, most people are not offended by a penis. And certainly, the painting itself is exquisite. It has been hanging in a Lake Washington waterfront home, in the living room of a very successful Seattle businessman. The 24 Karat Gallery has made its name selling exclusive, high-end decor to the design industry, and sees the piece as in-offensive as any other figural male art. But something is happening in Georgetown: Controversy!

Perhaps this is only worth a mention for the humor of it all, but it could be worth examining the value of the repressed public's opinion in a time and place where an emerging art scene is on the cusp of becoming a core component of our city. Do we want to continue to have a bland art scene like the one found in Pioneer Square that has dominated us for years? Do we send the artists who have come to Seattle back to more open minded environments? Does Seattle really want a fertile arts scene and are we really as sophisticated as we think? The gallery, undeterred, but bewildered by the enormity of the response has decided that the only way to deal with a Victorian mentality is with a Victorian solution: a literal fig leaf over the offending member.

I have included a photo of the offending painting, although not a professionally shot one, im afraid, but it will give you an indication of the insanity of this controversy.

Clarification: The above text is by J. Michael Phillips, the artist.

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Andrew_Taylor 1
Irony:

the banner ad on SLOG, as I read this, is for "Bodies, the Exhibition"
Posted by Andrew_Taylor on October 14, 2009 at 11:00 AM
boxofbirds 2
I hope they never wander into Pony.... Though it might be fun to see their head explode.
Posted by boxofbirds on October 14, 2009 at 11:00 AM
3
It's not even erect. Jesus Christ.
Posted by Hohum on October 14, 2009 at 11:01 AM
kitschnsync 4
What? The gallery is actually going to put a fig leaf over it? Who owns that place, John Ashcroft?
Posted by kitschnsync on October 14, 2009 at 11:06 AM
very bad homo 5
Oh for fuck's sake. I was expecting some gigantic, squirting hard-on or something. This is what people are so upset about?

Body parts: We all have them.
Posted by very bad homo on October 14, 2009 at 11:07 AM
6
Openly displaying its likeness diminishes its power as an object of power and dominance.
Posted by The Patriarchy on October 14, 2009 at 11:10 AM
LaRiiiiM0RrrHAwtiiii696969 7
GEORGETOWN IS WHERE ART HAPPENS?!!@?!?!??!?!!?!?1

FUCKING CHOKE ON THAT. GIMME A BREAK. ETX. DUNNO, KITTY THINKS THAT ART HAS WAYYY MOR INTERESTING PLACES TO BE THAN RANDOM LAM´E INDUSTRIAL DISTRICT LIK ERRYWHERE ELSE WIT COMPARABLE CHEAP (NOT FURR LONG) PRICES. JUS LIK' WILLIAMSBURGH OR TRASHTOWN, SEATTLE IS WHITE HATE AND BROKEN SPACES AND SO MUCH WHACKNESS
Posted by LaRiiiiM0RrrHAwtiiii696969 http://balkin.blogspot.com/ on October 14, 2009 at 11:16 AM
balderdash 8
I wonder if most of these outraged chuckleheads have ever once even considered that "Why is that obscene?" might be a valid question.

I mean, visible penises hurt people, right? Like a cockatrice - don't look at it or you're fucked! In the eye!
Posted by balderdash http://introverse.blogspot.com on October 14, 2009 at 11:16 AM
9
(gasp) Not in my backyard!
Posted by jw36 on October 14, 2009 at 11:17 AM
Matt from Denver 10
I'm offended because that's so much larger than mine. And I suspect it's larger than the model's actual penis is, too. Burn the gallery to the ground!
Posted by Matt from Denver on October 14, 2009 at 11:18 AM
devilsmoke 11
the most offensive part of it is that it resembles those damned cover drawings on the Penguin prints of Ayn Rand's novels.

seriously: They even used the same golden-skinned model
Posted by devilsmoke on October 14, 2009 at 11:19 AM
12
exquisite?
Posted by paulus on October 14, 2009 at 11:21 AM
13
I really assumed I was in for something straight off 4chan. This is just a nude. I can see how it would have caused concern, in the 16th century, but seriously, several people need to get a grip.
Posted by Bhamjason on October 14, 2009 at 11:21 AM
14
Yes, it's insane that anyone would find that work of art pornographic.

Are there really people in the world who visit galleries and STORM OUT, threatening to NEVER RETURN? That sounds more like people who KNEW it was there wanted to create a fuss.

The "controversy" could be solved by simply putting the painting on a wall that does not face the street.
Posted by Kirby on October 14, 2009 at 11:24 AM
baconpussy 15
In part from the fact it looks like it was done by team of high school theater back-drop artists, this painting is innocuous, at best.

What I take issue with, however, is the comment that the Pioneer Square scene is "bland." I'd suggest that this is where you'll find the best galleries in the city (Kucera, Person, Foster/White, etc).

By comparison, a stroll through Georgetown's galleries often reminds me of Bad Day in Craft Class.
Posted by baconpussy on October 14, 2009 at 11:27 AM
baconpussy 16
And I have no doubt that it hangs in the Lake Washington-view living room of a successful businessman. I'm sure it compliments the couch quite nicely. That is EXACTLY where this painting belongs.
Posted by baconpussy on October 14, 2009 at 11:29 AM
Will in Seattle 17
Some people live to be outraged. If you're not outraging them in one place, they'll find something else to complain about, because their lives are small and pitiful and it lets them ignore that.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on October 14, 2009 at 11:37 AM
john t 18
That painting is so innocuous it's probably SFW. Are you sure this isn't just some bullshit fabricated "controversy" created to whip up some "buzz" about the gallery and/or artist? Maybe somebody is pulling your leg, Stranger.
Posted by john t on October 14, 2009 at 11:41 AM
Matt from Denver 19
@ 18, sorry, nudity is NEVER SFW. You have to go with very stringent interpretations of this stuff because a lot of liberal, open-minded people work in conservative, close-minded environments.
Posted by Matt from Denver on October 14, 2009 at 11:45 AM
sharonArnold 20
Number 11, zing! Also, if this is offensive, god forbid we ever get a Giuliani-anger-inducing caliber of art a la the Sensations exhibit. I mean really, a rather normal looking penis versus elephant dung on the Virgin Mary? I don't care about either, but if we're going to get all riled up about something....
Posted by sharonArnold http://dimensionsvariable.org on October 14, 2009 at 11:51 AM
reverend dr dj riz 21
..meh... now if it was on black velvet with some blacklight highlights i might scrounge up enough change to put it in the living room of my love den.
Posted by reverend dr dj riz on October 14, 2009 at 11:56 AM
22
Did Jen write this? Why is there a block around it? Did I miss something and this was posted elsewhere? Citation/context please.
Posted by This might be a duplicate post on October 14, 2009 at 12:06 PM
attitude devant 23
If they're gonna cover it up, maybe they could hire the same guy who painted the draperies over Christ's naughty bits in the Sistine Chapel after Michaelangelo Buonarotti died?
Posted by attitude devant on October 14, 2009 at 12:07 PM
kid icarus 24
I think @18 has nailed it.
Posted by kid icarus http://absintheandoranges.com/ on October 14, 2009 at 12:07 PM
w7ngman 25
Must have been hot out that day.
Posted by w7ngman http://userscripts.org/users/89370 on October 14, 2009 at 12:17 PM
26
jeez, that's an awful painting... nothing creative or interesting about it. a big dick, yeah that's what I want in my successful businessman house
Posted by myr on October 14, 2009 at 12:25 PM
27
meh - I see worse every morning in the mirror.
Posted by ohtheshameofit on October 14, 2009 at 12:43 PM
28
"@ 18, sorry, nudity is NEVER SFW. You have to go with very stringent interpretations of this stuff because a lot of liberal, open-minded people work in conservative, close-minded environments."

Made that way by fear of lawsuits pushed by people with very, very earnest beliefs about gender issues in the workplace...
Posted by Snowguy on October 14, 2009 at 1:05 PM
29
Whoa...that painting would look killer next to my Nagel print...he should be wearing Vuarnets though...
Posted by His name is Rio on October 14, 2009 at 1:29 PM
Will in Seattle 30
Now, for a family-friendly art event, check out SAM this weekend - Saturday is Family free day and there are music performances as well.

Oh, warning - there are nudes there too - get over it.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on October 14, 2009 at 1:48 PM
31
Are you F*#&$ kidding me? That is controversial? What next, are these people who obviously have their own issues with sexuality going to be protesting the statue of David? I was expecting some Maplethorppe style whips coming out of his ass or semen explosions in a sling or something. The city should buy it and hang it in city hall. I'd have no problem letting children seeing art of the natural human body. Go beat some other brow you idiots.
Posted by hifiandrew on October 14, 2009 at 2:10 PM
Geni 32
I wonder if the people flipping out about the sight of a penis put diapers on their dogs.
Posted by Geni on October 14, 2009 at 2:13 PM
michael strangeways 33
this reeks of publicity stunt...why would a legitimate art gallery in a very liberal part of a very liberal city give a rats ass that a couple of Neanderthals objected to this? And, any gallery that would fig leaf this, would NOT get my patronage.

also, LET them call the police; in fact encourage them to call the police...no laws are being broken here and the added free publicity would be great.
Posted by michael strangeways http://www.seattlegayscene.com/ on October 14, 2009 at 2:20 PM
michael strangeways 34
also, where is the attribution on this quote? where does it come from and who wrote it?

and, 24 Karat Gallery doesn't have a website? WTF? There's no excuse for any business, esp an arts based business to not have a website or at least a blog or facebook/myspace page.
Posted by michael strangeways http://www.seattlegayscene.com/ on October 14, 2009 at 2:24 PM
michael strangeways 35
uh, this is an antique/interior decor place...it's not a "real" art gallery.
Posted by michael strangeways http://www.seattlegayscene.com/ on October 14, 2009 at 2:27 PM
michael strangeways 36
go here to see this STORE:

http://decorno.blogspot.com/2008/03/24-k…
Posted by michael strangeways http://www.seattlegayscene.com/ on October 14, 2009 at 2:29 PM
Rujax! 37
Let's put penis flags on our car antennae. Jesus H. Christ this is stupid shit.
Posted by Rujax! http://rujax.blogspot.com/ on October 14, 2009 at 2:43 PM
Andy Niable 38
Thank god they aren't exhibiting Michelangelo's David or...
Posted by Andy Niable on October 14, 2009 at 2:45 PM
Andy Niable 39
@37 how about stickers picturing the penis copied from Gray's Anatomy?Cover every bus stop and light post in the city. Penispalooza!
Posted by Andy Niable on October 14, 2009 at 2:46 PM
FreudianShrimp 40
What an incredibly mediocre painting! Give me a Paul Cadmus, a Michael Leonard, or even a Don Bacardi any day over this lame amateurish tripe.
Posted by FreudianShrimp on October 14, 2009 at 3:04 PM
rob! 41
Or, or, I know, hairy rubber scrotums in the hitch sockets of our jacked-up hick trucks! That makes the Neanderthals laugh and laugh, instead of covering their kids' eyes and dialing 911.
Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on October 14, 2009 at 3:21 PM
michael strangeways 42
the ARTIST wrote this quoted letter?

and refers to himself in the third person?

this is a press blurb, not news...
Posted by michael strangeways http://www.seattlegayscene.com/ on October 14, 2009 at 4:01 PM
kim in portland 43
meh.
Posted by kim in portland http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/11/fast-paced_video_provides_a_fu.html on October 14, 2009 at 4:05 PM
yucca flower 44
I was expecting something more prominent to raise such a fuss.
Posted by yucca flower on October 14, 2009 at 5:24 PM
seattlejenny 45
@30- Awesome Will!! Thanks for the great tip.

Everybody- expose your children to penis art before they grow up to be prudes with nothing better to complain about.
Posted by seattlejenny on October 14, 2009 at 9:45 PM

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