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Health / Homo / Hetero Wasting Money?
Posted by Kelly O on Tue, Oct 13, 2009 at 1:50 PM
Wasting money on protein powders and creatine? I got a better solution for you. Find out what I did.
Um... what DID you do? It ain't right. Can you put it back? I kinda think you were pretty okay before. Also, this internet ad just keeps popping up today. It makes me think of Thanksgiving. Well, Thanksgiving turkey. And Thanksgiving turkey recipes. And that's not right either.
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I think Consumerist.com had something on this ad last week. The photo was apparently recognized by a man who wrote and told Consumerist that the photos are of his son, copied from some health club's website, where his son has worked on his bodybuilding. The change from "before" to "after' took 3 or 4 YEARS, not 30 days.
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creatine is good if you can't sleep and have PTSD, actually
have no idea what else you guys use it for, though
have no idea what else you guys use it for, though
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Assuming you are absolutely perfect in your diet and exercise 24/7/265 maybe you could do that in a year but you would be an obsessive freak.
Also I take Creatine before a night of bing drinking so my muscles hold my water I will need when I am dehydrated/sick/vomiting later.
Also I take Creatine before a night of bing drinking so my muscles hold my water I will need when I am dehydrated/sick/vomiting later.
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Perhaps they should change the ad copy to: '30 days and you too can look like a total douche with a bad hairstyle and a fake tan!'
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It's like anorexia for men. I appreciate a 6 pack as much as the next person, but the constant pressure makes we want to slam back a few beers, maybe 6.
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That is one dessicated turkey.
Am I the only one who thinks the dude looks kind of hot in the before picture?
Am I the only one who thinks the dude looks kind of hot in the before picture?
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IT'S FUCKING COCAINE BITHC!!!! THREE OUNCES A DAY BUT I AM FUCKIBNG RIPPPT!!!! AAACCCGGGGHH!! FUCK!!!!! I SHOOT IT INTO MY DICK, IT"S THE ONLY PLACE I CAN GET A VEIN!!!!! SNORGGGGGHHH!!!!! FUCKK!!!!! HOT IN HERE!!!!! POUNDING NOISE WON'T STOP!!!!!!
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Come on, the fat picture is not attractive - he's fat and doughy!
Don't get me wrong, the other one looks vain and sick too.
I hate quick fix diet/exercise plans. Looking fit is not that unattainable but if a person is fat then it does take some time and patients.
A regular workout routine (doesn't have to be too strenuous or time consuming), and not eating or drinking junk is all it takes.
Again, if you're fat it takes more time. Stick it out and your liver won't explode like it will on the 30 day plan.
Don't get me wrong, the other one looks vain and sick too.
I hate quick fix diet/exercise plans. Looking fit is not that unattainable but if a person is fat then it does take some time and patients.
A regular workout routine (doesn't have to be too strenuous or time consuming), and not eating or drinking junk is all it takes.
Again, if you're fat it takes more time. Stick it out and your liver won't explode like it will on the 30 day plan.
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These ads are just about as annoying as the random sluts from the Evony game flashing cleavage.
PLAY NOW SECRETLY MY LORD
gag
PLAY NOW SECRETLY MY LORD
gag
12
pffffft, 30 days? i can get ripped in the time it takes to spark a lighter to the bong duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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If you like to giggle at bodybuilder pics, today's Guardian has a dilly of a photo series:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/gallery/…
http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/gallery/…
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@16,
That's pretty typical. My brother was a pro bodybuilder for a few years and did all that stuff... painted on tans, bizarre diet, dehydrating before competitions, etc. It's a whole world of its own.
That's pretty typical. My brother was a pro bodybuilder for a few years and did all that stuff... painted on tans, bizarre diet, dehydrating before competitions, etc. It's a whole world of its own.
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The two men in these images don't seem to share the same nose. I don't think noses change their shape or length from weight loss.
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I can get ripped in about 5 minutes (if I have the proper drink).
But srsly - some of us loooooove 'doughy'!!
But srsly - some of us loooooove 'doughy'!!
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There was a Johnny Walker commercial playing while I read this post stating: "Sometimes 'progress' is knowing when to stop."
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@19,
The eyebrows are the same. Besides, in the second picture, he's grinning. My nose looks very different depending on whether I'm smiling or neutral.
The eyebrows are the same. Besides, in the second picture, he's grinning. My nose looks very different depending on whether I'm smiling or neutral.
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Those two pictures aren't the same person. And I agree, the guy in the "before" picture is the more attractive one. I've never found big muscles appealing- guys who are a little soft around the middle look like much better cuddle partners.
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