But, seriously, fuck that guy. In this week's Concessions:

Max is a handsome fellow—tall, blondish, smirky, marketable—who runs around getting drunk and fucking hot chicks and quoting his own tasty bons mots and then spraying outlandish, grammatically questionable tales all over the internet's face (you know you love it, internet). The escapades generally go like this:

People started doing keg stands, which led to perhaps the defining moment of the trip. This one girl, who was ugly and a bitch (thus, didn't have basic human rights) started doing one. Don't ask me why I did this, because I have no idea why, but when she was upside down, legs spread apart, I punched her right in the vagina.

Charming. Hilarious. I'm sure that one girl—being ugly and a bitch—didn't need that vagina, anyway. Punch it to death! And it's okay, you see, because Max is an asshole. He admits it, right on the back of his book! He's just being honest. And if you don't like it, you are very, very fat.

Read the whole thing, and let me know that "The shitty thing about feminism is that it seems silly,"* HERE.

*Other favorite quotes from message boards arguing about Tucker Max include:

"I dont believe Tucker supports rape in any way. He has never raped a woman (that he has written about anyway)."
"Frat boys exist, and they’re as entitled as anyone else is to have movies made for them."
"Someone needs to move this womans computer so its not so close to the kitchen so she can focus on washing dishes."