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Homo The Different Types Of Homos That There Are
Posted by Eli Sanders on Tue, Oct 6, 2009 at 4:37 PM
The list includes the Sweater Fag, the Cocoon Fag, and the Jailbait Fag, and is offered by TheNewGay as a service to those of you headed to the National Equality March this weekend.
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Faaabulous. I love the "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? Fags (or did - hey Colin and Jay!):
These two fags got married about two years ago. Half the time you see them at a polite, sit down dinner party. The other half they are incomparably wasted at a bar, bitching about each other’s annoying domestic habits and trolling for guest stars. To be avoided.
These two fags got married about two years ago. Half the time you see them at a polite, sit down dinner party. The other half they are incomparably wasted at a bar, bitching about each other’s annoying domestic habits and trolling for guest stars. To be avoided.
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I want to do one of these for Seattle. And maybe Portland.
Seattle has things like the "my barista boyfriend makes better coffee than this slop" Latte Princess, the overly-maternal Too Many Kids For A Subaru Lesbian and the ever-popular I Built My Own Spice Rack So I'm Totally Butch Bear.
Portland has the Gay Mayor, Should Not Be Allowed Near Bikes Gay (synonymous with Gay Mayor) and More Vegan Than You Lesbian.
Nevermind, Sam Adams might hunt me down and beat me with his bike lock.
Seattle has things like the "my barista boyfriend makes better coffee than this slop" Latte Princess, the overly-maternal Too Many Kids For A Subaru Lesbian and the ever-popular I Built My Own Spice Rack So I'm Totally Butch Bear.
Portland has the Gay Mayor, Should Not Be Allowed Near Bikes Gay (synonymous with Gay Mayor) and More Vegan Than You Lesbian.
Nevermind, Sam Adams might hunt me down and beat me with his bike lock.
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Sweater fag - so passe - dumped in the late 1980ies.
Signed: the so uk, uk, uk Fag
How about the suck my penis fag ... god, I have met one ..
(dear, it is a cock, prick, boner, hardon, My Friend Henry - anything except penis when in lust)
Signed: the so uk, uk, uk Fag
How about the suck my penis fag ... god, I have met one ..
(dear, it is a cock, prick, boner, hardon, My Friend Henry - anything except penis when in lust)
9
Someone cleverer than I should write a
Seussian "red fish, blue fish" version of this, ending with the line "What a lot of fags there are!"
Seussian "red fish, blue fish" version of this, ending with the line "What a lot of fags there are!"
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Don't forget the Politically-Naive/Petulant/VerucaSalt/Obamabandoning/Green-Teabagger/FlamingFag/AngryDyke, Armed-For-The-Circular-Firing-Squad, who refers to Obama as a "political one-night-stand."
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