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Friday, October 2, 2009

The Ultimate

Posted by on Fri, Oct 2, 2009 at 11:59 AM

If iron is matter in its most stable condition, this image captures the Canadian in its most stable condition:

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The image is filled (but not overflowing) with Canadianess (overflowing is so unCanadian). No American, no European, no Mexican—all Canadian.
Parkas, toques, knitted sweaters and buffalo plaid designs dominated the unveiling of the 2010 Canadian Olympic team retail apparel Thursday at HBC's new Olympic Superstore in downtown Vancouver.

 

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1
What the hell kind of GD camel toe is that??
Posted by widestanceromance on October 2, 2009 at 12:16 PM
Dougsf 2
The two on the left look European. Dope sweater in the middle though.
Posted by Dougsf on October 2, 2009 at 12:18 PM
Keister Button 3
But no gloves or mittens. Trust me, cold Canadians cover their hands so they can do wintry things like toboggan, skate the Rideau Canal, start the car engine and shovel snow from the driveway.

I would have liked to have seen fur, because nothing hearkens back to early Canadian economic trade and the rich heritage of the Hudson's Bay Company like fur, but I understand this is Vancouver. I have yet to see PETA members standing outside in thong bikinis in Winnipeg or Iqaluit during January protesting the use of fur.
Posted by Keister Button on October 2, 2009 at 12:24 PM
Will in Seattle 4
Yowza! I forsee chapstick sales soaring!
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on October 2, 2009 at 12:34 PM
The Amazing Jim 5
@3 That's the summer collection. It's a-boot time to BBQ some moose oot by the igloo!
Posted by The Amazing Jim http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?id=100000076496291&ref=profile on October 2, 2009 at 12:47 PM
bearseatbeats 6
I love that font. For serious.
Posted by bearseatbeats on October 2, 2009 at 1:47 PM
Irena 7
Ha! An image of Canadians celebrating our own caricatured image. The hoser-ness of it is perfect, along with the retail setting (Canada always was a company town).

Charles, you are absolutely right. Canada grew up fast, going from pre-modern to postmodern without any steps in between. If iron is matter in its most stable condition, then irony is Canada in its most stable condition.
Posted by Irena on October 2, 2009 at 2:00 PM
SpecialBrew 8
Really Irena? I always feel like when my Canadian friends come down to Seattle to visit they have trouble with the Seattle irony. Linda's baffled them. It took me hours to convince them that Chop Suey DIDN'T serve any Asian food whatsoever.

Maybe it's just Vancouverites now that I think about it...my Montreal houseguests don't seem to have that trouble.
Posted by SpecialBrew on October 2, 2009 at 2:34 PM
Will in Seattle 9
Treating all Canadians like they're the same is kind of like treating people from Texas like they're from Maine.

Each is different in a cultural mosaic kind of way, eh?
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on October 2, 2009 at 2:37 PM
Irena 10
@8, I was speaking in general terms, not about each individual's grasp of irony. Oh my god -- there are plenty of people who buy into Molson's "I Am Canadian" ad campaign without any sense of irony at all (and choose it over a better local brew without even blinking - aghh!). But this picture does illustrate a cultural tendency. Going for the Bob & Doug-inspired look (a complete caricature) will "create a meaningful connection with Canadians", as the article says, and I think the designers were smart to appeal to this ironic sense of Canadian identity.

Posted by Irena on October 2, 2009 at 3:19 PM
Urgutha Forka 11
What a bunch of hosers, eh?
Posted by Urgutha Forka on October 2, 2009 at 3:58 PM
-B- 12
Well many people think Canadians do not show off being Canadian much but they are wrong. Usually most canadian sports apparel is over the top. Combine that with red and white colors and it makes for the worst looking clothing. So this clothing for the winter Olympics was intentionally understated this time around. Actually I just read an article about the design on the front cover of the paper here in Vancouver. The look is something wearable without being ridiculous. Usually designs involve large fragments of the red maple leaf on some harsh angle slashing across a sweatshirt or jacket. Making it look like someone is waring a saw blade design that is red with blood. Just not easy to design Canadian themed clothing without taking a cue from a company that has pulled off Canadian themed clothing very well. ROOTS. So I see this clothing more influenced by Roots than anything else. Canadians are a very diverse group but the sweater is cool. More of a 50 retro sweater than a Cowichan sweater though, which would have been cool. Cowichan sweaters are well known on the west coast from the Cowichan valley on Vancouver island. The clothing is easier on the eyes than past disasters.
Posted by -B- http://brianboulton.com/ on October 2, 2009 at 4:35 PM
-B- 13
BTW, only hosers make worn out comments about all Canadians saying "eh". It is so lame. Y'ALL!
Posted by -B- http://brianboulton.com/ on October 2, 2009 at 4:39 PM
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What's really Canadian is that after this unveiling, the opposition parties in Ottawa started accusing the conservatives of putting a cryptic conservative logo on the clothes to brainwash voters and hitch onto the glory of our sexy olympic athletes.
Jack Layton, you old crackpot. Never change.
Posted by ams_ on October 2, 2009 at 5:39 PM
15
@1, she's Canadian so I think it's called "moose knuckle."
Posted by Jen in Spokane on October 3, 2009 at 12:44 AM
yucca flower 16
I want an elk sweater...and the matching hat. Does that make me odd?
Posted by yucca flower on October 3, 2009 at 5:57 PM

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