On his show last week, Conan O'Brien said the following "joke:"

The Mayor of Newark, New Jersey wants to set up a citywide program to improve residents’ health. The health-care program would consist of a bus ticket out of Newark.

Wokka-wokka! Because Newark sucks, am I right? Well, Cory Booker, the mayor of Newark (and the star of the great political documentary Street Fight, and, incidentally, a man who will eventually become President of the United States of America), has responded to the joke:

I know Booker's response isn't the funniest thing in the world, but the man is totally my next political crush.