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Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Sex Too Early?

Posted by on Tue, Sep 29, 2009 at 7:54 AM

 

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1
Yes.
Posted by Chicago Fan on September 29, 2009 at 7:58 AM
2
god dammit Dan
Posted by The CHZA on September 29, 2009 at 8:02 AM
gloomy gus 3
The soundtrack is really something.
Posted by gloomy gus on September 29, 2009 at 8:03 AM
4
Yes, but only because you're putting me to sleep. Here I thought it was going to be something incredibly gross or titillating. yawn.
Posted by UNPAID COMMENTER on September 29, 2009 at 8:03 AM
zephsright 5
It's not too early to find out who made the cut in HUMP! ( I'm terrible at being patient. It makes me a terrible person, I know.)
Posted by zephsright on September 29, 2009 at 8:13 AM
Matt from Denver 6
The foot fetish is the stupidest one there is.
Posted by Matt from Denver on September 29, 2009 at 8:33 AM
7
God that is disgusting. Honestly. I think I would rather watch someone play with shit than look at those gross things.

Is there a word for the exact opposite of foot fetish? In particular involving long toenails. Excuse me as I throw up.

Ps. Waaaay too early
Posted by olechka on September 29, 2009 at 8:36 AM
thecatnextdoor 8
@7 involving long toenails and a charm bracelet??
Posted by thecatnextdoor http://onwbn on September 29, 2009 at 8:38 AM
9
FREAKISHLY LONG TOE NAILS! Are these, like, press-on toenails? The horror!
Posted by girlstyle on September 29, 2009 at 8:40 AM
10
DAMN - I thought she was going to tie that bracelet into a knot with her toes like the girl on Twin Peaks tied the cherry stem into a knot with her tongue. I remain un-titillated.
Posted by CCL on September 29, 2009 at 8:41 AM
Michael of the Green 11
Like a tall glass of fresh-squeezed orange juice.
Posted by Michael of the Green on September 29, 2009 at 8:46 AM
Vince 12
This film deserves a toe-knee award!
Posted by Vince on September 29, 2009 at 8:51 AM
Rob in Baltimore 13
It's just about noon on the east coast, and it's still too early. Please post something hot to make up for this.
Posted by Rob in Baltimore http://www.wishbookweb.com/ on September 29, 2009 at 8:52 AM
kim in portland 14
Way too early.
Posted by kim in portland http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/11/fast-paced_video_provides_a_fu.html on September 29, 2009 at 8:54 AM
Baconcat 15
Looks like Dan put his foot in his mouth.
Posted by Baconcat on September 29, 2009 at 8:57 AM
playswithknives 16
I got nothing.
Posted by playswithknives on September 29, 2009 at 9:00 AM
17
i'll let her (or him) jam those toenails up my urethra as long as i get to skullfuck her (or his) eyesocket afterwards.
Posted by mmbb_c on September 29, 2009 at 9:01 AM
stephanie says 18
Chicken talons!
Posted by stephanie says on September 29, 2009 at 9:02 AM
TVDinner 19
This must be torture for foot fetishists who hate long nails.
Posted by TVDinner http:// on September 29, 2009 at 9:03 AM
20
Dan, any chance there will be more Hump showings.I noticed they are all sold out.
Posted by Jeff K M on September 29, 2009 at 9:05 AM
reverend dr dj riz 21
the horror... the horror...
Posted by reverend dr dj riz on September 29, 2009 at 9:13 AM
Sargon Bighorn 22
Asian feet? They all look alike to me.
Posted by Sargon Bighorn on September 29, 2009 at 9:31 AM
23
ew.

Posted by C from Mass. on September 29, 2009 at 9:32 AM
wisepunk 24
I'm feeling very flu-ish, and this helped in no way.
Posted by wisepunk on September 29, 2009 at 9:54 AM
Reverse Polarity 25
I've always thought foot fetishes were sort of silly. But I have to admit that I thought this was a little bit hot.
Posted by Reverse Polarity on September 29, 2009 at 10:50 AM
26
They look like dude feet to me, and they are NOT perfect (like mine).
Posted by Barbara on September 29, 2009 at 11:40 AM
27
They don't have nail clippers in Asia?
Posted by STLJoy on September 29, 2009 at 12:12 PM
More, I Say! 28
@6: Why even bother saying such a thing? No one cares what does or doesn't turn you on, Matt.
Posted by More, I Say! on September 29, 2009 at 1:07 PM
Matt from Denver 29
Tell that to everyone else who said the same thing on this thread, 28.
Posted by Matt from Denver on September 29, 2009 at 3:14 PM

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